"Hey, bud. What are you in for?" Asked the inmate. 
"I referred to my child as my daughter" replied Robert: "and selected the wrong pronoun. What about you?"
"Oh, it's silly really" said the inmate: "I only murdered my daughter - whoops! Sorry, no, my non-binary, gender neutral offspring who would prefer to be identified as a billiard table. Or should I say, used to.”
"I referred to my child as my daughter" replied Robert: "and selected the wrong pronoun. What about you?"
"Oh, it's silly really" said the inmate: "I only murdered my daughter - whoops! Sorry, no, my non-binary, gender neutral offspring who would prefer to be identified as a billiard table. Or should I say, used to.”
