Experiment Closet virgin

Are you a closet virgin?


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LitVirgin

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Do you hide it or do people already know just by looking at you im a closet virgin but im thinking about coming out
 
Hikikomori

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Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
 
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Hikikomori said:
Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
 
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Hikikomori said:
Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
 
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LitVirgin said:
 
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You can’t hide being a virgin, everyone knows or just assumes. I don’t tell anyone about my sex life, or rather the lack thereof but everyone always guessed I was.
 
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Hikikomori said:
Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
Emergency Manual said:
You can’t hide being a virgin, everyone knows or just assumes.
 
LitVirgin

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Emergency Manual said:
You can’t hide being a virgin, everyone knows or just assumes. I don’t tell anyone about my sex life, or rather the lack thereof but everyone always guessed I was.
well people dont usually ask and I dont tell but there are times some guys ask and I lie and say I fucked a fat foid just to avoid any details
 
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I never talk about my (non-existant) sex life, but most people assume I'm a virgin.
 
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Hikikomori said:
Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
 
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They can probably sense it. I'm a gigaturbovirgin so you don't even need verification for that one.
 
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Everyone can tell I'm a virgin just by looking at me
 
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Why comming out? U care about normies opunion so much? They will just make fun of u :feelstrash:
 
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Nobody asked me but I wouldn't hide it if they did
 
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Nobody knows. Nobody asks!
 
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I dont tell anyone but they seem to know quite quickly. Doesnt help considering what my hobbies tend to be either.
 
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Virgins have that goofy virgin energy. It's extremely easy to just know and tell you are a virgin. It's fucked up that we are obligated to lie about it, in spite that they probably know we ain't fuckin. Obligated, because in adult society, they wouldn't neccessarily go straight for the insults, but rather normies will see you talking about your virginity as though you are foisting a huge problem on THEM. That's how selfish normies are, just talking about your virginity with them is a burden, and responsibility they don't want to bear.
 
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once anyone looks at my face they know I am a virgin.
Hikikomori said:
Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
ugly face = virgin
 
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I assume they all know simply because I was always seen alone and never talk about having a girlfriend
 
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Everyone knows I am by the look of my face.
 
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I say I am a virgin when normies ask.
 
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mybodyisrotting said:
Nobody asked me but I wouldn't hide it if they did
 
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If people don't assume you are virgin upon first sight you are fakecel :banhammer::banhammer:
 
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even if one of us ascended, we'd be laughed at and told we are lying
 
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One look is enough.
 
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They know just looking at my face
 
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Yes, I'am a closet virgin. I lie to normies , but is very rare that they ask me that directly, I throw casual lies about some "gf" , but they usually don't believe by the look of their faces and I don't do that anymore.
 
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When my normie friends bring it up in conversation, I never have anyhing to bring to the table, so I just sit there like the virgin loser I am. No one's asked me directly if I'm a virgin, but it's fairly obvious I would say. People can probably tell by looking at me.
 
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Everyone knows I'm a virgin, but I don't speak with anyone so I don't really try to hide it or not
 
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Hikikomori said:
Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
 
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I am a virgin and proud :feelsLSD: