JFL Climate "crisis", summarized in a few words.

[Asgard]

Go buy your electric car, goyim! You're killing off Earth, you're exceeding your permitted CO2 quota limit! I'm taking the 7th vaccine! Climate crisis, global warming +3.0ºC by 2050! Mini ice age is fake news!!!

 

[Sir Waco]

Go buy your electric car, goyim!

i hate this shit
kikes killing my ICE copes just so they can make more ZOGmobiles

 

[Asgard]

I'm killing off myself by 2030, anyways.

 

[Asgard]

i hate this shit
kikes killing my ICE copes just so they can make more ZOGmobiles

NPCs are brainwashed with this bullshit already.

 

[Sir Waco]

NPCs are brainwashed with this bullshit already.

yea its sad
and whenever i get mail to pay the billz and shit theres always the (((car company))) advertisement shilling EVs
"Get a prize and win an Electric Twingo!" i wanna fuckin kill myself because of this nothing to live for

 

[Asgard]

yea its sad
and whenever i get mail to pay the billz and shit theres always the (((car company))) advertisement shilling EVs
"Get a prize and win an Electric Twingo!" i wanna fuckin kill myself because of this nothing to live for

Just eat ze bugs, you'll die from 60ºC heat wave in 2050! No more ice ages, it's all fake news! It's your all fault, goyim!

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Climate change is just an attempt to manufacture a secular religion to control the populace after the decline of orthodox religion

That's why they obsess so much about people's 'climate sins,' and have rituals like turning lights off for earth day

 

[Med Anime]

i will buy whatever i want

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

metatrons cube. notice the star of david, cross and the stone mason logo.