NSFW cleaned off 2 weeks worth of smegma off my dick in the shower

[Deleted member 265]

penis dont smell bad anymore

feels good man

gonna ascend now

 

[bakadesu]

 

[Deleted member 265]

elab

 

[bakadesu]

elab

Dont u clean you D when showering or u shower every 2 weeks?

 

[Deleted member 265]

Dont u clean you D when showering or u shower every 2 weeks?

i shower everyday but i forget sometimes to clean under my foreskin (since i do nofap) if i dont realise it and it was for like a week this time or 2 weeks

 

[bakadesu]

i shower everyday but i forget sometimes to clean under my foreskin (since i do nofap) if i dont realise it and it was for like a week this time or 2 weeks

Tfw circumsized

 

[quinn24]

don't know this feel as a cutcel

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Tbh some incels are ewwwwwww

 

[quinn24]

ewwwwwww

 

[Weed]

Bad? I like that smell tbhtbh

 

[BlkPillPres]

i shower everyday but i forget sometimes to clean under my foreskin (since i do nofap)

@Hunter



NoFap is the most unhealthy male lifestyle practice I've ever heard of, and in more and more ways that I didn't even think possible

 

[Deleted member 265]

@Hunter



NoFap is the most unhealthy male lifestyle practice I've ever heard of, and in more and more ways that I didn't even think possible

i mean this happens like 2 times per year when i actually forget to clean it but sure bro

Tbh some incels are ewwwwwww

put me in the screencap IT

 

[Engineercel]

Start selling your smegma as a beauty product to roasts

It's over for smegmacels

 

[Deleted member 265]

Start selling your smegma as a beauty product to roasts

It's over for smegmacels

smegma harvestingmaxx

 

[TheReaper]

in my country it has a different name but smegma is definitely better

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

i mean this happens like 2 times per year when i actually forget to clean it but sure bro


put me in the screencap IT

I'm not from IT but dude wtf.... i never heard this before

 

[Deleted member 265]

I'm not from IT but dude wtf.... i never heard this before

probably cause u dont have a foreskin bro?

 

[Engineercel]

in my country it has a different name but smegma is definitely better

We also call it dick cheese, head cheese, and dickhead spread, what do you name it?

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

probably cause u dont have a foreskin bro?

yes i have but i can't imagine someone who not clean it is like masturbation automatic... and no one teaches me its strange but 2weeks omg this is alot of cheese


Just eat your cheese theory

 

[TheReaper]

We also call it dick cheese, head cheese, and dickhead spread, what do you name it?

"Formaggia"
formaggio mean cheese in italian.
the basic idea is the same

 

[Deleted member 265]

yes i have but i can't imagine someone who not clean it is like masturbation automatic... and no one teaches me its strange but 2weeks omg this is alot of cheese


Just eat your cheese theory

not really a lot lol

das fucking disgusting bro

 

[Engineercel]

not really a lot lol

das fucking disgusting bro

Only 1-2 days of LDARmaxxing and I feel unclean like there's toilet paper crums and ass hairs all up in my asscrack and dick crease

Just shower bro

 

[Deleted member 265]

Only 1-2 days of LDARmaxxing and I feel unclean like there's toilet paper crums and ass hairs all up in my asscrack and dick crease

Just shower bro

yes bro i shower everyday cant stand being greasy and shit

 

[Insomniac]

 

[Deleted member 265]

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Just take a shower bro

 

[acnescarcel]

don't know this feel as a cutcel

smegma harvestingmaxx

nice br0

 

[Animas]

Bad? I like that smell tbhtbh

lol same ngl

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I wash mine a few times a day

 

[Moustachcel]

Gay

 

[BlkPillPres]

i mean this happens like 2 times per year when i actually forget to clean it

Has to be a troll post, wtf do you mean by forget to clean it, you have to wash your dick everytime you bathe right, so how the fuck do you forget to clean the inside, that doesn't make sense. You didn't forget shit, this nofap fuckery his given you a phobia of pulling back your own foreskin in fear of sexually stimulating it.

 

[Deleted member 265]

Has to be a troll post, wtf do you mean by forget to clean it, you have to wash your dick everytime you bathe right, so how the fuck do you forget to clean the inside, that doesn't make sense. You didn't forget shit, this nofap fuckery his given you a phobia of pulling back your own foreskin in fear of sexually stimulating it.

lol ure fucking retarded bro

i wash my dick with soap everytime but i dont clean under the foreskin everyday since smegma doesnt accumulate everyday you idiot lol, it only makes ur dick smell bad if u dont wash it for 2 weeks

 

[Rice Cel]

You just don't shower?

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Fucking disgusting. It's over for ant-eater looking dicks.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I have over 2 months of smegma on mine and counting.

 

[BlkPillPres]

lol ure fucking retarded bro

i actually forget to clean it but sure bro

>you're retarded
>I forget to clean my own dick

The irony, cognitive dissonance at its finest.

 

[randomloli]

Try actually taking care of your body, it makes you feel better.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

put on the bread and eat, it's like your own natural cheese

 

[Indari]

disgusting motherufcker

 

[opsec]

thats fucking disgusting

i wash my dick like 7 times every day what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Ritalincel]

bro thats festy

 

[orchis]

lifefuel for circumcisedcels

 

[Deleted member 265]

loving the attention this thread has garnered ngl tbh tbh

bro thats festy

disgusting motherufcker

put on the bread and eat, it's like your own natural cheese

 

[Deleted member 13256]

tfw no foreskin

 

[Deleted member 265]

when I was maybe 13 I learned that I could unsheathe my foreskin
this was after I started watching porn but before I started masturbating
when I watched porn I would get a lot of precum which solidified into dick cheese under my foreskin
you can imagine my shock when I was showering and first noticed my penis covered in smelly hard yellow substance
I was really worried at the time and rationalized that if I ever had sex I would take a shower first and clean out my dick
but I never had sex, and I learned how to unsheathe my dick to clean it soon after

it happened to me too except i was 17 at the time

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

mogs me

 

[Deleted member 265]

how 17? did you not see anything sexual until then?

no i was just fapping without pulling back my foreskin, i have phimosis and was afraid of pulling my dick back but one day i decided to yolo it and just pulled it back, was disgusting af the first time lol

 

[Deleted member 265]

nasty bro you are lucky you did not get disease or something. is your phimosis gone now that you can pull you foreskin back , or is it the reason you wait 2 weeks to wash you pepe

idk i still have like half-phimosis but no, it's not the reason i waited 2 weeks to wash my pepe

 

[Ritalincel]

wash my pepe

 

[Sadist]

i shower everyday but i forget sometimes to clean under my foreskin (since i do nofap)

can you guys even pull your dick skin back