I'm having troubles sleeping tonight so I'm gonna complain about not being able to experience my penis the way nature intended.
Like most American males, my penis was mutilated shortly after I was born without my consent. I was born with a foreskin but i will never know what it feels like to have one. After it was harvested, my foreskin was probably sold to a cosmetic company to be used as an ingredient in a high-end skin lotion which was sold to stacies who would never want to be anywhere near the rest of my penis.
This was not done for medical reasons or even religious reasons. Rather, it was done to make masturbation less pleasurable. Circumcision was introduced to the Americans by John Kellogg, who also founded the Kellogg's cereal corporation because he believed that eating cornflakes for breakfast every day would also make masturbation less pleasurable. That may sound like a joke, but it's not. I am being completely serious.
We don't tolerate female circumcision. It's considered a crime against humanity, and is one of the few things that even libtards will criticize islam for. Foids will scream about not being able to control their own bodies if you merely suggest that murdering babies might be unethical. Meanwhile men have no bodily autonomy at all and this is considered normal.
There's no public debate over circumcision. People think you're gross if you talk about it even though you're the one who is advocating against cutting up baby dicks. Common defenses of circumcision include "women like it better" (imagine if we cut up women's cunts because men like it better!), "it's unsanitary" (this is obviously false because if the foreskin was as prone to infections as people think then men would have evolved to not have it), and "it doesn't decrease sensation anyways" (this argument does nothing to justify violating a man's bodily autonomy).
I'm legitimately jealous of all the foreskincels out there. My penis is not natural. I'll never know what it feels like to peel the skin back. I'll never be compensated for the loss of part of my genitals. The foids who rubbed my foreskin into their faces to attract chads will never be held accountable for their role in delriving me and hundreds of millions of other men of their penis foreskins.
Like most American males, my penis was mutilated shortly after I was born without my consent. I was born with a foreskin but i will never know what it feels like to have one. After it was harvested, my foreskin was probably sold to a cosmetic company to be used as an ingredient in a high-end skin lotion which was sold to stacies who would never want to be anywhere near the rest of my penis.
This was not done for medical reasons or even religious reasons. Rather, it was done to make masturbation less pleasurable. Circumcision was introduced to the Americans by John Kellogg, who also founded the Kellogg's cereal corporation because he believed that eating cornflakes for breakfast every day would also make masturbation less pleasurable. That may sound like a joke, but it's not. I am being completely serious.
We don't tolerate female circumcision. It's considered a crime against humanity, and is one of the few things that even libtards will criticize islam for. Foids will scream about not being able to control their own bodies if you merely suggest that murdering babies might be unethical. Meanwhile men have no bodily autonomy at all and this is considered normal.
There's no public debate over circumcision. People think you're gross if you talk about it even though you're the one who is advocating against cutting up baby dicks. Common defenses of circumcision include "women like it better" (imagine if we cut up women's cunts because men like it better!), "it's unsanitary" (this is obviously false because if the foreskin was as prone to infections as people think then men would have evolved to not have it), and "it doesn't decrease sensation anyways" (this argument does nothing to justify violating a man's bodily autonomy).
I'm legitimately jealous of all the foreskincels out there. My penis is not natural. I'll never know what it feels like to peel the skin back. I'll never be compensated for the loss of part of my genitals. The foids who rubbed my foreskin into their faces to attract chads will never be held accountable for their role in delriving me and hundreds of millions of other men of their penis foreskins.
