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Chronicles of Man

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Just say NIGGER!

Just say NIGGER!

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In the beginning God created man and woman
But the darkness in the female's heart led her to rebel against her creator
She ate of the forbidden fruit and made the man commit the same crime
"Eat, lest I call you incel" and so he ate

This incurred the wrath of God and both were punished
Woman was made to bleed once a month and to be subservient to man
Man pleaded and cried for mercy, but none was given, for he was punished greatly
He was made to bear the burden of civilization and the worst of all to watch over woman

And so the tribes of man spread across the Earth and all was good
But the darkness in the female's heart called once more
And she consorted with dark forces and spread wickedness across Earth
Once more did God's wrath pour and Earth was flooded

Once more did tribes of men spread across the Earth, but now man was vigilant
The female was kept in check and all was good for a time
From time to time man slipped and an empire fell due to her insatiable thirst for Chad
But the female waited and at last consorted with the Jew to bring down civilization

The grim bell rang once and the female was given rights of the man
And inceldom spread across the Earth
The grim bell rang twice and the female entered into power
And degeneracy spread across the Earth

:feelsaww:
 
the simpsons episode 3 GIF
 

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