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[Christcels are on sui watch rn after this one] We will still be incels in Heaven, according to the Bible.

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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
 
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Interesting conundrum. So you know the scam is objectively worthless, yet you still persist shilling for it.

My question is: why?
Come On What GIF by MOODMAN
 
Romance is bullshit and sexuality is all carnal stuff. I heaven people would be free from sin so free from lonelyness or sexual urges
 
Interesting conundrum. So you know the scam is objectively worthless, yet you still persist shilling for it.

My question is: why?
Come On What GIF by MOODMAN
You want to experience being on fire forever?
 
That religion was invented by shitskins and jews no wonder it sucks :feelsugh:
 
So we get to be angels? That's quite cool tbh
 
So we get to be angels? That's quite cool tbh
In terms of not dying again, angels can't die before God destroys them. We will have no illness or suffering.
 
You want to experience being on fire forever?
No.
Do you want to go to Naraka?
Do you want to be stuck in Sheol?
Maybe the fields of Asphodelus are more your speed?

You disbelieve in all of these, but you somehow give credibility to... the Orthodox Church? Or the Evangelical, idk which denomination you are actually.

I don't believe God exists for the same reason I don't think Bruce Wayne lost his parents and fights a clown every Tuesday.

I hope one day you will open your eyes and be free from the shackles of Christianity. I truly do.

Until then, there is no more discussion to be had.

Addendum: some theologians don't express that Hell is burning without end. It is accepted as valid that Hell is separation from God. Or that Hell is empty.
 
Indeed, in heaven there will be no wife or marriage; we won't have sexual desires, and we will have an incorruptible body like Jesus's. I don't care whether I get married or not.
 
So we get to be angels? That's quite cool tbh
There will be no sad memories in heaven; there will be no death, sadness, pain, or sickness. We will be at peace and in constant joy.
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
Revelation 21:4 é He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death, nor sorrow, nor crying, nor pain, for the old order has passed away.
 
I mean im not the most religious person but obviously if Christianity is true then we wont care about having sex after being resurrected.
 
I’m not Christian but how would you be fucked if in heaven there’s no suffering so you wouldn’t be upset with being alone
 
Over for Christcucks @RealSchizo
 
Quer dizer, eu não sou a pessoa mais religiosa do mundo, mas obviamente, se o cristianismo for verdadeiro, não nos importaremos em fazer sexo depois de ressuscitarmos.
:yes:
 
:feelskek: cucked by jesus
 
theologically, if the world will be restored to the garden of Eden, then there should be sex. sex is good: god commanded that man and his woman should be one, and that man should multiply. just that Adam and Eve were expelled before having sex.
that's the new heaven and new earth. Or there is no marriage in heaven, as jesus said. even if there is sex in christian heaven, since "we are united in christ" and "christ lives in me", so you will be fucking yourself or fucking the kike from nazareth.
Judaism and Islam all supports "sex in heaven". Christianity is vague about this. So, another reason to think christianity is cucked.
 
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Hopefully you realize that in heaven you will never feel anger, sadness, or any negative feeling, you will never be physically or mentally harmed in any way.
"He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away."

— Revelation 21:4
"And the redeemed of the Lord shall return... everlasting joy shall be upon their heads... sorrow and sighing shall flee away."

— Isaiah 51:11
"He will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body..."

— Philippians 3:21

"The perishable puts on the imperishable, and the mortal puts on immortality."

— 1 Corinthians 15:53

So essentially no matter what you will be the most perfect state you can possible be in, you wouldn't need to lust over anything and you wouldn't be able to.
 
Inceldom is a mortal thing only, it's for humans on earth to "worry about", I am whitepilled so I hardly ever care about having a girlfriend or anything, I just goon when I absolutely feel the need to, so like 2-3 times a week right now, and it used to be way worse, like once or twice a day every day.

Christianity and the whitepill helped me a lot.
 
Interesting conundrum. So you know the scam is objectively worthless, yet you still persist shilling for it.

My question is: why?
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@SlayerSlayer Here's your reason to reject Christ and just accept hell lol.
 
You're Catholic now? I feel like Catholicism is good because of Evangelium Vitae, which is one of the best things I've read(though I don't read much). I didn't like Humanae Vitae though. I like that Pope Francis compared abortion to hiring a hitman. I'm two pages into his Laudato Si and it's starting off strong, though it's too early to say.
 
You're Catholic now? I feel like Catholicism is good because of Evangelium Vitae, which is one of the best things I've read(though I don't read much). I didn't like Humanae Vitae though. I like that Pope Francis compared abortion to hiring a hitman. I'm two pages into his Laudato Si and it's starting off strong, though it's too early to say.
I still have to complete OCIA so I am a candidate (not a Catechumen since I am Baptized), but Catholicism has convicted me the most.
I still struggle with a good few of Catholic dogma, but if it is truly the truth, then it is a pill I have to accept just like the Blackpill. (Examples including: papal infallibility, no salvation outside the church, etc.)
 
No wonder people prefer islam. They're promised dozens of women that will love them.
 
Hopefully you realize that in heaven you will never feel anger, sadness, or any negative feeling, you will never be physically or mentally harmed in any way.
"He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away."

— Revelation 21:4
"And the redeemed of the Lord shall return... everlasting joy shall be upon their heads... sorrow and sighing shall flee away."

— Isaiah 51:11
"He will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body..."

— Philippians 3:21

"The perishable puts on the imperishable, and the mortal puts on immortality."

— 1 Corinthians 15:53

So essentially no matter what you will be the most perfect state you can possible be in, you wouldn't need to lust over anything and you wouldn't be able to.
Inceldom is a mortal thing only, it's for humans on earth to "worry about", I am whitepilled so I hardly ever care about having a girlfriend or anything, I just goon when I absolutely feel the need to, so like 2-3 times a week right now, and it used to be way worse, like once or twice a day every day.

Christianity and the whitepill helped me a lot.
The whitepill is good, but I don't think it makes sense for a truecel to be devout follower of religion. When in need it is the very best cope in life there is, nothing keeps the gun out of your hands away like Christianity and religion does. As soon as death's hand leaves your shoulder I think truecels should stop being serious about their faith just as quickly though, and only pick it back up when they are in need. If you're a real believer you can take that as the devil in me speaking, I just thought I'd throw my opinion out there.
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
I mean Priests are volcels, but in orthodoxy Priests can be married just not bishops but they have to had been married before they were ordained, Priests not having wives or being unable to is a later doctrine created by catholics
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
Classic. you will have wives for you and marry
 
Why? because sex is good and God won't turn back and remove that from humans


So much so, it makes more sense to hell to not have sex at all then the contrary.
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
This is a lie, and a interpretation that i said OVER AND OVER AGAIN it's false, and im so tired of repeating that 1 billion times, Jesus is NOT saying marriage and sex will be gone, those things will exist, Jesus was talking to the Saduccees, and about the levirate law, yet you have been brainwashed into believing this lie the church promote for centuries
 
I'm angry that you guys still didnt get it


And do not listen to me at all, this fucking piss me off, because i knew you guys would notice one time or another
 
And Heaven isn't a 24/7 worship section that you will do


This is a lie worthy of the devil, from the abyss of hell
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
Out of all the people on this website, you were not the one I was expecting to post this.
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
it only talks about marriage you retard
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
Blackpill is not The Truth.
 
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So in Heaven, we ain't getting nothing. It literally sounds like Heaven is going to be an infinite worship session wherever it is where we are on clouds, worship music on loop, and just communing to praise God. God is great, but I truly wonder how he will take away our desires for flesh and a romantic connection.

I know a romantic companion or sex is not the key to everything, knowing that you can never have it just hurts a lot when you desire it.
I'd be willing to give up so much for it, but ultimately the Blackpill will always win because God had that in mind. Why do you think most Priests or Archbishops of the church are so ugly?


However, knowing this now, the brutal truth is we aren't getting any girlfriends/wives in Heaven, yet alone sex.
So, we are fucked forever. We will never get to experience the feeling of being able to pump a beautiful bride, and her giving birth to your son or daughter.
Cursed we are, and be it that God recognizes our sadness and troubles in this.
Oh, merciful God, please, have mercy on us.
We will have no desire for it in heaven
 
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God ensures divine justice on Earth. But if you look around you, everything seems rather unjust, right?

That's because there's been a slight misunderstanding on our part.
We're not on Earth, we're in hell, and that's why we're witnessing/experiencing all this weird and disturbing shit.

Good night everyone.
 
That religion was invented by shitskins and jews no wonder it sucks :feelsugh:
Matthew 23:31-33

31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets.

32 Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.

33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

(Jesus speaking to the Pharisees)
The pharisees founded Talmudic Judaism, which modern jews follow
 
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My faith is that I will have a wife one day and a happy home where I am not ashamed to be myself. Anything contrary to that is evil. Especially when I do not intend to trample on the futures or homes of other people in the afterlife.
 
I'm angry that you guys still didnt get it


And do not listen to me at all, this fucking piss me off, because i knew you guys would notice one time or another
Send me your thread because I did not see it.
Out of all the people on this website, you were not the one I was expecting to post this.
Really? Why?
it only talks about marriage you retard
You're not even Christian, how are you interpreting Christian doctrine?
 
Send me your thread because I did not see it.

Really? Why?

You're not even Christian, how are you interpreting Christian doctrine?
There isn't a specific thread all i have been talking is about that in basically the big majority of my threads, seach out yourself


You can start by my recent post, inspired by your post.
 
Am i so invisible that people simply just dont even care on what i have to say even if what i have to say is the best thing they could ever hear?
 

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