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Welcome to the dark side of dating, where manipulation and objectification reign supreme.

In this provocative article, we delve into the controversial techniques that some individuals employ to pursue romantic interests.

  1. The Alpha Gaze
    Stare intensely at women until they can't resist your piercing gaze. Bonus points if you can make them uncomfortable enough to call someone for help.
  2. The Negging Symphony
    Insult women creatively and eloquently, like a true wordsmith. Remember, the more offensive, the better.
  3. The Peacock Shuffle
    Wear the most flamboyant and attention-grabbing outfits you can find. Strut like you're on a catwalk and make sure everyone knows you're desperately seeking validation.
  4. The Emotional Rodeo
    Play mind games and toy with women's emotions. Hot and cold, push and pull - keep 'em guessing and emotionally exhausted.
  5. The Bait-and-Switch Special
    Present yourself as the epitome of perfection, but once you've got her hooked, reveal your true self - a basement-dwelling couch potato. This allows you to always to constantly stay in short-term relationships.
  6. The Pickup Line Extravaganza
    Memorize hundreds of pickup lines and deliver them with charisma. Be prepared for eye rolls, laughter and rejection but continue to persevere!
  7. Seductive Odor
    Enhance your appeal with cologne, leaving a lasting impression that captivates and attracts. Elevate your confidence and allure, captivating the attention of others.
  8. The "Nice Guy" Masquerade
    Pretend to be a genuinely nice guy, showering her with compliments and favors when she has earned it. But deep down, always maintain your ulterior motive of getting into her pants. It's the ultimate deception.
  9. The Social Media Stalker
    Master the art of stalking women on social media platforms. Like every post and comment on every photo. Give her the attention she truly craves deep down!
  10. The "No Means Yes" Technique
    If a woman says "no" what she usually means is "yes". Keep subtly pushing and pressuring her until she eventually gives in to your persistence.

Remember, the matrix can be shattered, and in its wake, you can seize control, manipulating and conquering at will.

Proceed with caution, for the depths of darkness hold both power and consequence.
 
@glowIntheDark, @BataviaCel thoughts?
 
Enhance your appeal with cologne, leaving a lasting impression that captivates and attracts. Elevate your confidence and allure, captivating the attention of others.
:feelskek::feelskek:
 
I have an easier way, chloroform and a dark alley
 
@glowIntheDark, @BataviaCel thoughts?
All of this is red -pill cope mang. I understand cuz I also went through my redpill phase where I believed that there are some specific -"tips"/"techniques" I can use to become chadlite or "fool" foids into being with me-- BUT THEY DON'T WORK. THEY ONLY WORK IF U R CHAD/CHADLITE/HTN /MTN AT BEST
 
Or be Chad and just exist
 

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