ColdPillow
Cardiac arrest will get me one day
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Christmaxxing is probably the best bet. My 2/10 roomate who is a devout christcuck had 2 girls over our house today for his birthday. They were solid 5's and not fat.
I'm gonna go to church this sunday to hopefully get into a Bible study and impress them with my Bible knowledge. The perks of christian (non-evangelical) women are:
+ Traditional values
+ Loyal to the man of the household
+ Cannot judge you for being a low-life because we're all degenerate sinner pieces of shit anyway
+ Will like the same music as you because christian music is all the same cheap studio music
+ Will want to start a family with you and not bullshit around
This is a revelation from God, boys. Wish me luck
I'm gonna go to church this sunday to hopefully get into a Bible study and impress them with my Bible knowledge. The perks of christian (non-evangelical) women are:
+ Traditional values
+ Loyal to the man of the household
+ Cannot judge you for being a low-life because we're all degenerate sinner pieces of shit anyway
+ Will like the same music as you because christian music is all the same cheap studio music
+ Will want to start a family with you and not bullshit around
This is a revelation from God, boys. Wish me luck