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Serious Chads and Staceys will suffer the wrath of God

ColdPillow

ColdPillow

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Christmaxxing is probably the best bet. My 2/10 roomate who is a devout christcuck had 2 girls over our house today for his birthday. They were solid 5's and not fat.

I'm gonna go to church this sunday to hopefully get into a Bible study and impress them with my Bible knowledge. The perks of christian (non-evangelical) women are:
+ Traditional values
+ Loyal to the man of the household
+ Cannot judge you for being a low-life because we're all degenerate sinner pieces of shit anyway
+ Will like the same music as you because christian music is all the same cheap studio music
+ Will want to start a family with you and not bullshit around

This is a revelation from God, boys. Wish me luck
 
Cope. God himself is a Chad.
 
May work in the US. Here in Europe 99,9999999% are sluts and not religious (besides islamic girls ofc). So not really possible to find a religious Christian girl here. And they will also go for Chad Christians it's still over for sub 4.
 
Christmaxxing is probably the best bet. My 2/10 roomate who is a devout christcuck had 2 girls over our house today for his birthday. They were solid 5's and not fat.

I'm gonna go to church this sunday to hopefully get into a Bible study and impress them with my Bible knowledge. The perks of christian (non-evangelical) women are:
+ Traditional values
+ Loyal to the man of the household
+ Cannot judge you for being a low-life because we're all degenerate sinner pieces of shit anyway
+ Will like the same music as you because christian music is all the same cheap studio music
+ Will want to start a family with you and not bullshit around

This is a revelation from God, boys. Wish me luck
Praise the Lord, brother.
 
Young Christian foids are just as slutty as any other
 
Churches are just full of old boomers.
 
I wonder if I churchmaxx I can get some korean chick. Or do you still need to be white even after churchmaxxing?
 
May work in the US. Here in Europe 99,9999999% are sluts and not religious (besides islamic girls ofc). So not really possible to find a religious Christian girl here. And they will also go for Chad Christians it's still over for sub 4.
Your mistake is believing islamic religious girls are not whores. As a matter of fact they are more of a whore than normal stacy cause they were actually oppressed and can't control their vagina gates around chad when they move to western countries..

They are really good at hiding their slutiness by hijab maxxing but us ethnics got the inside scoop and it says whores are whores regardless of maxxing on jihad.
 
I wonder if I churchmaxx I can get some korean chick. Or do you still need to be white even after churchmaxxing?

Being white helps you in any maxxing. There were these korean girls on a mission trip I ran into when I went to church a long time ago. At least try
 
Being white helps you in any maxxing. There were these korean girls on a mission trip I ran into when I went to church a long time ago. At least try
My family is a religious nut head and I was the virgin who gave speeches in sunday school and played keyboard to choir I wonder if that accounts to something for those nutjobs.

I wonder if there is some crackhead there who has yet to acquire some sort of disease and is willing to take my dick instead.
 
Your mistake is believing islamic religious girls are not whores. As a matter of fact they are more of a whore than normal stacy cause they were actually oppressed and can't control their vagina gates around chad when they move to western countries..

They are really good at hiding their slutiness by hijab maxxing but us ethnics got the inside scoop and it says whores are whores regardless of maxxing on jihad.
Fellow black swordsman has a good point here. Religious girls are just chaste so they can reject betas harshly and quickly without looking as stuck up or vapid to Chad.
 
My family is a religious nut head and I was the virgin who gave speeches in sunday school and played keyboard to choir I wonder if that accounts to something for those nutjobs.

I wonder if there is some crackhead there who has yet to acquire some sort of disease and is willing to take my dick instead.

Oh my God dude, if you play the keyboard, you instantly get +2 for the anointment brother. There was this out of shape curly haired faggot at my church's youth group who was close friends with the Stacey who sang for the church. The fact that you play the piano for Jesus will earn you approval from any bitch's family.
All "Christians" nowdays disobey most of the rules in the bible and just think shit like, "aslong as i dont murder anyone ill go to heaven" even though pre marital sex is one of the worst sins

Honestly I saw that in most evangelical churches. When it came to southern baptist churches, the women there were more controlled. Yeah a lot of christians are hypocrites but there are some that will actually be loyal to what the bible says (for the most part at least).
 
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Fellow black swordsman has a good point here. Religious girls are just chaste so they can reject betas harshly and quickly without looking as stuck up or vapid to Chad.
Wow man I love your name.
Oh my God dude, if you play the keyboard, you instantly get +2 for the anointment brother. There was this out of shape curly haired faggot at my church's youth group who was close friends with the Stacey who sang for the church. The fact that you play the piano for Jesus will earn you approval from any bitch's family.


Honestly I saw that in most evangelical churches. When it came to southern baptist churches, the women there were more controlled. Yeah a lot of christians are hypocrites but there are some that will actually be loyal to what the bible says (for the most part at least).
That was back in India and ages ago. All the songs I knew were in different language and I haven't played shit in over 9 years I think maybe more.
 
I go to a catholic school and most of the proclaimed "catholic girls" are just as slutty as any other stacy. despite catholicity being even more strict than standard Christianity.
All "Christians" nowdays disobey most of the rules in the bible and just think shit like, "aslong as i dont murder anyone ill go to heaven" even though pre marital sex is one of the worst sins
As someone who was christian and went to church every sunday for all of my childhood and most of my teenage years i can confirm. They just say low iq shit like only god can judge me and think repenting means the sins dont exist anymore. They are just as degemerate as any foid in 2018. The safest bet for traditional wife is to move to muslim country and find a wife there.
 
I won't discourage anyone here from seeking religion or spirituality, however be aware that Christian women these days are not, on average, really "Christian"
 
When a Christian woman says she's a virgin - it means her hymen's intact but she's sucked off the entire basketball team in high school.
 
COOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seriously, this cope is the "is sex even good?" thread tier.

Churchmaxxing is a retarded thing.

Religion = ideology and biology > ideology when it comes to mate selection
 
His son, Jesus Christ, was such a Chad that the Jews (incels of the time) started the first incel uprising
Probably true to be honest. Look at all depictions of Jesus throughout history, he's never shown with a weak jaw or with dark curry-like features.
 
I know a few churches where you can get all of that and more lad. Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, and the Amish.

For the most submissiveness type of wife and still enjoy modern life, go with Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Wives be in subjection to your husbands." - Ephesians 5:22

https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2007125

Okay so when you join they really friggin begg you to go out door to door and preach.... and their bible translation is wrong to begin with. Preach as little as possible and be a 'mediocre' jw. You'll be the cool rebels anyways.

in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen
 

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