Story Chad eats slug, gets disease turns retarded because of it

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467925/Sydney-rugby-player-paraplegic-eating-slug.html

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I don't feel sorry for retards. Who the fuck would eat a slug?

 

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I don't feel sorry for retards. Who the fuck would eat a slug?

stupid privilged chads who get everything in life who choose to ruin it i guess.

 

[Deleted member 60]

kek.

[LifeFuel]

 

[Deleted member 1983]

how fucking dumb are some people

 

[QuantumDummy]

The sheer stupidity of this cannot be matched.

The title made me lol, too.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

LoooooL

 

[Deleted member 3291]

>one chance at life
>born chad
>fuck up

 

[theultimate341]

Wasted a perfectly good face

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Once again, an example that having physical attractiveness(according to societal standards) doesn't signify intelligence, RIP, truly a harrowing loss, can't fuck femoids no more, can't hit the dancefloor no more, now only cheesy soap operas on TV with the occasional shit and piss bore.

 

[Sadist]

lol he was probably trying to impress some chick and ended up not even being bale to use his dick anymore lol

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

You're at it again, Strippy.

Like the new forum layout?

 

[Weed]

Once again, an example that having physical attractiveness(according to societal standards) doesn't signify intelligence, RIP, truly a harrowing loss, can't fuck femoids no more, can't hit the dancefloor no more, now only cheesy soap operas on TV with the occasional shit and piss bore.

Yeah no shit.
Also lol at him "u r a loser if u dont eat a slug", "lol k m8" *becomes retarded*.. fucking people these days lol

 

[VST]

Chads are killing themselves without even wanting to. Kek.

 

[not_here_4_points]

"Tragically Mr Ballard contracted eosinophilic meningo-encephalitis and lapsed into a coma for 420 days."

Ayyy!

 

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The sheer stupidity of this cannot be matched.

The title made me lol, too.

glad i could give you some comedy fam

 

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how fucking dumb are some people

stupidity has no boundaries sir

 

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Wasted a perfectly good face

not wrong fam

 

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You're at it again, Strippy.

Like the new forum layout?

kind of

 

[iblamemyself]

That's fucked up, man. I didn't know slugs were that toxic.

 

[Zielony4]

Lol damn. I guess I am happy I don't go to those degenerate ass parties.

 

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Lol damn. I guess I am happy I don't go to those degenerate ass parties.

nothing ever good happens at those degenerate events ( except sex and similar shit)

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Yeah no shit.
Also lol at him "u r a loser if u dont eat a slug", "lol k m8" *becomes retarded*.. fucking people these days lol

Lmao, he should've thought about parasites living in organisms, he wouldn't be a paraplegic if he fucking cooked the slug.

 

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Lmao, he should've thought about parasites living in organisms, he wouldn't be a paraplegic if he fucking cooked the slug.

smart thing to do would not be eating it in the first place

 

[Shigeru Miyamoto]

Still will have girls lusting over him

 

[demonanus]

Top quality kek fuel

 

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Still will have girls lusting over him

underrated blackpill

 

[Kointo1]

Still will have girls lusting over him

 

[Itsoverboyos]

That's hilarious

 

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That's hilarious