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Serious Catfishman, you're not going far enough

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Here's what you gotta do (more of a checklist than a sequence of doing things):

ON TINDER
1. Ask them what their full name is
2. Get them to admit what we all know to be true, but would be shocking for normies
EX, ask them:
Ever have fantasies about rough sex?
(yes)
what about rape?
(yes)
if we were total strangers and I raped you, it probably wouldn't even be rape cause you would like it lol
(teehee) --> personality myth btfo
3. Tell her that you're actually from an influential family and you try to avoid publicity as much as you can, so you're going to send your driver to come escort her.
4. Let them know that the driver will need a password to confirm that it's her. MAKE IT SOMETHING VERY UNIQUE (ie purple turtle), in order to prove that she had the tinder conversation.

_________________________
IN PERSON

When you meet her, say that Chad sent you to meet someone and you think it's her. Ask her if she knows the password.

Then just tell her, "I'm really sorry but Chad isn't feeling so well. He just wanted me to come in person because it was a last minute thing and he didn't want you to think he was blowing you off."

You don't even have to troll her or anything on the spot. Just post her tinder pictures, convo, full name, as well as the video online later. Anytime she gets searched up, that convo is gonna come up lol
 
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You think any of these thots are going to want to meet him as soon as he mentions rape? Dont be fucking autistic man.
 
You think any of these thots are going to want to meet him as soon as he mentions rape? Dont be fucking autistic man.
I mean IDK the full powers of Chad

it was an example

I think it might still work tbh
 
*Matches woman*

Chad: Hi do you like rape?

Fem: Yes Chad please do that to me

Some of you guys have not interacted with a human in too long...
 
*Matches woman*

Chad: Hi do you like rape?

Fem: Yes Chad please do that to me

Some of you guys have not interacted with a human in too long...
ok I WOULD NEVER ASK THAT

but idk it seems like the rules are different for Chad

the point is, just get them to admit to embarrassing stuff
 
OP you are a stupid fucking autist retard

you try this yourself, you
 
I mean, it's a fact that women have rape fantasies about Chad
O wait misunderstood I thought you wanted him to ask this stuff face-to-face when they met my bad
 
Oh yeah that makes sense

Edited for clarity
Still kinda retarded tbh, I'm pretty sure asking that stuff (real name etc.) and then actually going ahead and stupidly meeting the person (thereby removing any trace of possible innocence) would get you arrested very quickly
 
Very good idea, I hope catfishman tries it.
 
This is honestly legend tier.
 
*Matches woman*

Chad: Hi do you like rape?

Fem: Yes Chad please do that to me

Some of you guys have not interacted with a human in too long...
its not rape if its by chad
 

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