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JFL Cat chad brutally mogs dogcel in a motor control test

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Fuck dogs. Dogs are fucking our women, they bark, they are loud and annoying, they can be dangerous.

Cats are so much better.

@Retardfuel
 
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@Retardfuel
Wtf, why is he banned
 
Just began for catcels
 
Cats are so much better.



Also, cats have a precise method of walking called direct registering. Their hind paws fall inside the place of their forepaws, minimizing noise and visible tracks, while ensuring more stable footing :feelsokman:
 
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Also, cats have a precise method of walking called direct registering. Their hind paws fall inside the place of their forepaws, minimizing noise and visible tracks, while ensuring more stable footing :feelsokman:
That's an apex predator wrapped in a mini package, if cats were the size of dogs we'd have seen straight up executions happening and not one off maulings like a pitbull doing shit on the streets
 
That's an apex predator wrapped in a mini package, if cats were the size of dogs we'd have seen straight up executions happening and not one off maulings like a pitbull doing shit on the streets
There's a reason why Lions are the chads of the jungle
 
That's an apex predator wrapped in a mini package, if cats were the size of dogs we'd have seen straight up executions happening and not one off maulings like a pitbull doing shit on the streets
I read that cats are the perfect predator, and they even damage the local fauna because they hunt too effectively. They kill birds, small mammals, reptiles :feelsokman:
 
I read that cats are the perfect predator, and they even damage the local fauna because they hunt too effectively. They kill birds, small mammals, reptiles :feelsokman:
I didn't know they eat reptiles
 
I read that cats are the perfect predator, and they even damage the local fauna because they hunt too effectively. They kill birds, small mammals, reptiles :feelsokman:
They are stealthy, agile, they can see in the dark, they mogg :feelsokman:
 
I read that cats are the perfect predator, and they even damage the local fauna because they hunt too effectively. They kill birds, small mammals, reptiles :feelsokman:
Mountain lions and other cats hunt and leave carcasses for wolf packs so they don't bother him when he's having a meal, that's how effective a single cat is compared to a pack of these howling incompetent idiots
 
There's a reason why Lions are the chads of the jungle
Wait until you've seen the bengal or siberian tiger, an absolute monstrosity concocted for one purpose only and that's killing, bengal being more dangerous even if smaller cos it uses more stealth and is adapt to jungle than the ice cold siberian beast
 


Another example of feline superiority.

The dogcel gets fooled by the optical illusion. The catcel knows it's just an illusion with its superior perception and intellect.

FUCK DOGS
 
Cats and felines in general are moggers
 
Cats and felines in general are moggers
Cats are great pets for incels.

Dogs require you to go out, out in the dog park, in the park. Dogs are for normie chad moggers.

Dogs CUCK you by fucking your human women.

I hate dogs so much

Cats will never cuck you, cats will not creampie your woman!

:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 
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Fuck dogs. Dogs are fucking our women, they bark, they are loud and annoying, they can be dangerous.

Cats are so much better.

@Retardfuel
Cats are gracile beings. Their movement is pure art.

Also, dogs are smelly pieces of shit. My cats never stink when they get wet from the rain outside.

Dogs however are fucking smelly cunts.

They are also jealous bastards acting over protective over their foid owners.
 
Mountain lions and other cats hunt and leave carcasses for wolf packs so they don't bother him when he's having a meal, that's how effective a single cat is compared to a pack of these howling incompetent idiots
Cats are the real lone wolves, tbh.
 
Cats are gracile beings. Their movement is pure art.

Also, dogs are smelly pieces of shit. My cats never stink when they get wet from the rain outside.

Dogs however are fucking smelly cunts.

They are also jealous bastards acting over protective over their foid owners.
I hate dogs not only because of the dogpill, but because they are also the most normie pet ever. I hate the ''muh pupperino'' Reddit soytards as well who value the life of a dog more than that of an ugly incel man.
 
Cats mog tbh, Great at landing on their feet, A true S tier predator!
 
Cats mog tbh, Great at landing on their feet, A true S tier predator!
This, too :feelsokman:

Cats are great hunters, they land on their feet, they are independent, they won't fuck your woman, they are less noisy, less obnoxious.
 
This, too :feelsokman:

Cats are great hunters, they land on their feet, they are independent, they won't fuck your woman, they are less noisy, less obnoxious.
Yes exactly! Mine has 3 beds, Gotta take care of my champ!

2 infront of my TV and 1 in the bedroom next to my bed.
 
cats mog
Cats are great hunters, they land on their feet, they are independent, they won't fuck your woman, they are less noisy, less obnoxious.
they will bring back gifts if they trust you
 
I hate dogs not only because of the dogpill, but because they are also the most normie pet ever. I hate the ''muh pupperino'' Reddit soytards as well who value the life of a dog more than that of an ugly incel man.
You are correct in those observations too. I hate them for those reasons as well.
 
cats mog

they will bring back gifts if they trust you
Indeed. Mine always did that. Best gifts. Fresh, live meat.
They care for their human.
 
Indeed. Mine always did that. Best gifts. Fresh, live meat.
They care for their human.
apparently they don't see you as an owner or human but as a fellow cat. they recognize movement and behavior patterns instead of faces.
 
Cats purr when they are happy, it is like ASMR :feelscomfy:

Meanwhile, dogs are loud and bark :lasereyes:
Cats also purr when they are hurt or sad though.

The vibration that they produce helps them to heal.

Their purring is super soothing, ngl.

So, if your cat purrs, figure out why. It might be hurt, not happy.
 
apparently they don't see you as an owner or human but as a fellow cat. they recognize movement and behavior patterns instead of faces.
Yeah, I wanted to initially write that too. They view us as very odd cats.
 

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