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seriously just fucking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Everytime I open inceltears its like I have a personal observation deck into some nuthouse full of absolute loons who all are convinced they are simultaneously both jesus christ and abraham lincoln and want to spread their experiences to everyone else.
Seriously just lol. almost cant breathe sometimes from loling so hard.
1. Just take out the trash theory:
2. Just wash the dishes and pay taxes theory:
"Because everybody scatters after high school and enters college or jobs and then the real shit starts.
The high school boyfriends that were SO concerned about having just the right kind of girl on their arms don't measure up to a man who can run his own damn dishwasher, keep up on his car registration, and file his own taxes. Because he has a job he has to hold down by being ACCOUNTABLE. Like a functioning ADULT."
JUST LOL WASHING DISHES REALLY GETS WOMENS PANTIES SOAKED YOU HEARD IT HERE BUDDY BOYOS!
3. Remember guys, no mugshots on tinder!!!1 Jeremy Meeks doesn't actually exist, he's just fake news.
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Have a female friend look over your profile. It’s ridiculously common for guys to complain they get no matches when they have terrible profiles but think they’re fine. It’s not all about looks, even though people like to think it is. If you have a clever profile and decent pictures, you’ll have an easier time.
I’m not saying look like a model, I’m saying have pics that are taken with a decent camera and grab attention, something where you look happy and the lighting is good and you’re doing something interesting or in an interesting place. No grainy pics, shirtless bathroom selfies, bragging about your car, nothing that looks like a mugshot, and then of course everyone has their automatic no pics. For me that’s anyone holding a gun, dead animal, or fish, pics with confederate flags (racist shit in general), pics that just look generally trashy, that sort of thing.
Same goes for the profile, if it’s boring fix it. If it’s not boring, you may have some red flags or things in it that are automatic no’s as well. You’ll need female input on this, so asking your guy friends to check your profile probably won’t help much.
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>Thinking people on tinder actually swipe based on profiles not on pics
>have a female friend look over profile (because incels totally have female friends)
>nothing racist (except when that tinder experiment with the swastika tattoo guy got matches)
Oh and here's some advice I actually got from Tinder customer service (which I got permabanned from and blocked after 13 emails):
Frances (Tinder)
Nov 12, 11:21 PM PST
Hello,
Sometimes it’s only a matter of time! There are some things you can do to help others notice your profile.
Try updating your photos, or turn on Smart Photos to make sure that you’re always leading with the photo most likely to be swiped right.
Adding information to your bio could go a long way and will let potential matches learn more about you. I’d also suggest connecting your Instagram and Spotify accounts to your Tinder profile.
Thank you,
Frances
Nov 12, 6:02 PM PST
I get 0 matches in a hundred mile radius and max age range. Maybe I am too ugly? How do I become attractive? Please don't say just be confident.
Everytime I open inceltears its like I have a personal observation deck into some nuthouse full of absolute loons who all are convinced they are simultaneously both jesus christ and abraham lincoln and want to spread their experiences to everyone else.
Seriously just lol. almost cant breathe sometimes from loling so hard.
1. Just take out the trash theory:
2. Just wash the dishes and pay taxes theory:
"Because everybody scatters after high school and enters college or jobs and then the real shit starts.
The high school boyfriends that were SO concerned about having just the right kind of girl on their arms don't measure up to a man who can run his own damn dishwasher, keep up on his car registration, and file his own taxes. Because he has a job he has to hold down by being ACCOUNTABLE. Like a functioning ADULT."
JUST LOL WASHING DISHES REALLY GETS WOMENS PANTIES SOAKED YOU HEARD IT HERE BUDDY BOYOS!
3. Remember guys, no mugshots on tinder!!!1 Jeremy Meeks doesn't actually exist, he's just fake news.
"
Have a female friend look over your profile. It’s ridiculously common for guys to complain they get no matches when they have terrible profiles but think they’re fine. It’s not all about looks, even though people like to think it is. If you have a clever profile and decent pictures, you’ll have an easier time.
I’m not saying look like a model, I’m saying have pics that are taken with a decent camera and grab attention, something where you look happy and the lighting is good and you’re doing something interesting or in an interesting place. No grainy pics, shirtless bathroom selfies, bragging about your car, nothing that looks like a mugshot, and then of course everyone has their automatic no pics. For me that’s anyone holding a gun, dead animal, or fish, pics with confederate flags (racist shit in general), pics that just look generally trashy, that sort of thing.
Same goes for the profile, if it’s boring fix it. If it’s not boring, you may have some red flags or things in it that are automatic no’s as well. You’ll need female input on this, so asking your guy friends to check your profile probably won’t help much.
"
>Thinking people on tinder actually swipe based on profiles not on pics
>have a female friend look over profile (because incels totally have female friends)
>nothing racist (except when that tinder experiment with the swastika tattoo guy got matches)
Oh and here's some advice I actually got from Tinder customer service (which I got permabanned from and blocked after 13 emails):
Frances (Tinder)
Nov 12, 11:21 PM PST
Hello,
Sometimes it’s only a matter of time! There are some things you can do to help others notice your profile.
Try updating your photos, or turn on Smart Photos to make sure that you’re always leading with the photo most likely to be swiped right.
Adding information to your bio could go a long way and will let potential matches learn more about you. I’d also suggest connecting your Instagram and Spotify accounts to your Tinder profile.
Thank you,
Frances
Nov 12, 6:02 PM PST
I get 0 matches in a hundred mile radius and max age range. Maybe I am too ugly? How do I become attractive? Please don't say just be confident.