I'm 22 currently and due to me eating fast food and other forms of soy and slop through my childhood I have developed a zogslop addiction which has lead me to sneaking into school just to buy it. I am able to LARP as a student because my younger brother is 14, I look similar to him so I clean shave, wear a backpack, and I'm a borderline manlet at 5'7 so I guess it works as I haven't been caught yet. Many days I walk through the open gate of his school at peak lunch time, walk in, grab whatever zogslop is on the menu and munch away. Jfl at this joke of a life where I prefer disgusting zogslop than restaurant food or home cooked food. It truly is over for me and my subhuman tastebuds
