View: https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/s/C4qMODBiwO
: “If he was a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with ulcers on the chest from pyoderma gangrenosum oozing yellow-green fluid and blood, a belly button with an umbilical abscess, constant diarrhea with fresh blood and mucus, infected nail beds dripping sticky pus, gangrene on the tips of fingers and toes, cystic acne on the back with thick yellow pus and blood, pressure sores filled with necrotic tissue, foul-smelling mucopurulent sputum, rotten meat-like burps, a bloodstream saturated with bacteria and fungi from sepsis and candidiasis, bleeding gums from advanced gingivitis, rotting teeth, a tongue coated in white fungal goo from oral thrush, and split corners of the mouth oozing blood and pus, he would still be on there.”
