Brutal Can’t escape Chad worship even at a pizza place

[Lazyandtalentless]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/s/C4qMODBiwO


: “If he was a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with ulcers on the chest from pyoderma gangrenosum oozing yellow-green fluid and blood, a belly button with an umbilical abscess, constant diarrhea with fresh blood and mucus, infected nail beds dripping sticky pus, gangrene on the tips of fingers and toes, cystic acne on the back with thick yellow pus and blood, pressure sores filled with necrotic tissue, foul-smelling mucopurulent sputum, rotten meat-like burps, a bloodstream saturated with bacteria and fungi from sepsis and candidiasis, bleeding gums from advanced gingivitis, rotting teeth, a tongue coated in white fungal goo from oral thrush, and split corners of the mouth oozing blood and pus, he would still be on there.”

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Comments are all erfuel

 

[Friezacel]

Reddit post = did not read

 

[JKlancecaster069]

The blackpill is everywhere

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

The blackpill is everywhere

 

[gymcellragefuel]

How the fuck is that body considered attractive?

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

How the fuck is that body considered attractive?

Healthy weight, slightly muscular, most importantly an attractive face

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Healthy weight, slightly muscular, most importantly an attractive face

I don’t know how that is considered chad. Mtn at best. He’s missing teeth and his body is very easily obtainable

 

[ForcedMarriageNow]

lower-mid tier face and low tier body, the only reason the comments are lusting after him is because the framing makes him appear tall. Maybe I should start pizza maxxing?

 

[TheJester]

Reddit post = did not read

I cant even read it my Blockerhero has all reddit blocked