Cope Cant decide between catholicism and orthodoxy?

[NoLooksNoLife]

I may just have to do what this Redditor below suggested, mang

Byzantine rite catholicism it is, Chico -unironically the rite my old semi-famous friend renee shumay belongs to, mang

 

[Diocel]

dont matter as long as u accept christ

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

dont matter as long as u accept christ

Fake it til you make it ig, mang

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

dont matter as long as u accept christ

I thought you Muslim. You Saint Augustine now?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I thought you Muslim. You Saint Augustine now?

He traded up then, id say, mang

 

[Diocel]

I thought you Muslim. You Saint Augustine now?

i dont believe in god anymore

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

i dont believe in god anymore

@tehgymcel420

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

i dont believe in god anymore

dont matter as long as u accept christ

 

[Diocel]

that was for u

 

[cuac]

Exodus 20:4-6

 

[PersonalityChad]

Why the fuck would anyone want to be a cathocuck in AD 2023 is beyond me.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Why the fuck would anyone want to be a cathocuck in AD 2023 is beyond me.

Faking it for reasons of wanting an irl inkwell friendly spiritual community n shiet, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Exodus 20:4-6

Ok GrAYcel

 

[ADHD_cel]

It’s hard to join an Orthodox Church if you live in the west, kek

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

It’s hard to join an Orthodox Church if you live in the west, kek

Just move to a majority Slavic neighborhood. I know there's a lot of them in Brooklyn.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

It’s hard to join an Orthodox Church if you live in the west, kek

There’s one like half an hr from me, Chico and 3 byzantine Catholic Churches. I live in a giga big city, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Just move to a majority Slavic neighborhood. I know there's a lot of them in Brooklyn.

There’s one like half an hr from me, Chico and 3 byzantine Catholic Churches. I live in a giga big city, mang

 

[ADHD_cel]

There’s one like half an hr from me, Chico and 3 byzantine Catholic Churches. I live in a giga big city, mang

Good for you. In Cuckmany only EE immigrants go to Orthodox Church.


Catholicism is also fine except for the no fap no escortceling part

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Good for you. In Cuckmany only EE immigrants go to Orthodox Church.


Catholicism is also fine except for the no fap no escortceling part

Thats what annual confession is for, Chico

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Thats what annual confession is for, Chico

Not sure if you want to tell your priest all your sexual escapades for the year.

 

[ADHD_cel]

Thats what annual confession is for, Chico

Nobody (those hookers excluded) irl ever knows about my escortceling, not even my family. Also a lot of priests are pedos, why would I confess my biggest secret to someone I can’t even trust, kek

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Nobody (those hookers excluded) irl ever knows about my escortceling, not even my family. Also a lot of priests are pedos, why would I confess my biggest secret to someone I can’t even trust, kek

Well, you're talking about it on this entire forum.

 

[ADHD_cel]

Well, you're talking about it on this entire forum.

irl

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Not sure if you want to tell your priest all your sexual escapades for the year.

I’ll do it like homer simpson, Chico. “Ive masturbated 50 billion times and dont have any plans to stop mastrubating in the future,” mang