It's Over Can't believe I will be a 40-year-old virgin in less than 5 years

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Seriously, by this point in my life it's not only tragically sad and depressing, but also unbelievably comical in a sense.

The thought of being with a woman naked, touching her body, and inserting my penis is almost as ridiculous as any of us entertaining fantasies of being the first man on Mars.

Normies can never relate to how guys like me never get a chance at something that was almost guaranteed for non-disabled or retard men of the past.


Like seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm not even that ugly.

 

[Serpents reign]

Seriously, by this point in my life it's not only tragically sad and depressing, but also unbelievably comical in a sense.

The thought of being with a woman naked, touching her body, and inserting my penis is almost as ridiculous as any of us entertaining fantasies of being the first man on Mars.

Normies can never relate to how guys like me never get a chance at something that was almost guaranteed for non-disabled or retard men of the past.


Like seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm not even that ugly.

Count your blessings at least you're not stuck taking care of bastard kids in a cheating wife or in the last case scenario paying child support and alimony.

 

[EnterTheVoid]

LMAO and HOLY Why don't you just fuck a whore what the hell

 

[EnterTheVoid]

I love whores I just need to find a way to rob them safely after I pay them

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Count your blessings at least you're not stuck taking care of bastard kids in a cheating wife or in the last case scenario paying child support and alimony.

Sure, but that's not that much of a consolation. To compare worst-case scenarios. The fact of the matter is that I am alone, and even with age and lowering of sex-drive, it's still a very emotionally empty and painful existence. I will probably die alone.

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

LMAO and HOLY Why don't you just fuck a whore what the hell

My town/city doesn't have much escortceling options, and the ones that do exist are very digusting, overpriced, old drug-addicts.

 

[EnterTheVoid]

Paying for porn is good enough I guess.

 

[Sexless incel]

Not being that ugly isn’t enough for a man to date. You have to be desirable, otherwise game over.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Seriously, by this point in my life it's not only tragically sad and depressing, but also unbelievably comical in a sense.

The thought of being with a woman naked, touching her body, and inserting my penis is almost as ridiculous as any of us entertaining fantasies of being the first man on Mars.

Normies can never relate to how guys like me never get a chance at something that was almost guaranteed for non-disabled or retard men of the past.


Like seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm not even that ugly.

This is how I felt trying to explain to my dad that we’re the bottom 0.001% of men to walk this Earth with a mutilated Jew cock. Throughout most of history, the average man couldn’t even afford a doctor, let alone pay to chop up his own cock.

Makes me wonder what horrors are next for the average man should society become even more comfortable. Maybe people will start putting iron nails through their balls as fashion statements.

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

How did you get to this point

That's a long story. But the condensed version would go like this.

Dropped out of HS at age 16. Got my GED a few years later. Lost contact with most of the few remaining friends from HS accept 2 of them. Started working a shitty retail job at age 19. Didn't make friends with any co-workers. Enrolled in University at age 21 and didn't make any friends there either.
Moved back in with my mother after graduation, worked another part-time job outside of my field of study for almost a year. Then landed my current job at age 27 and moved out of mommy's house.
I've been wageslaving and grinding ever since. In that time, no lays, no relationships, barely any friends.

Closest I've come to getting any female action was a pity kiss/makeout session with a chick I got setup on a double date with. She ghosted me after we exchanged numbers.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Not being that ugly isn’t enough for a man to date. You have to be desirable, otherwise game over.

The bar is higher for a man to get a one night stand than a relationship. There are auxiliary factors that make women want to have a boyfriend, but a one night stand means she only wanted the man out of pure lust, the truest form of attraction.

Plenty of stories of men waiting months and years to have sex with their gfs (if at all) just for her to cheat with Chad in a frathouse bathroom 5min after meeting him.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

What was it like hitting 30?

 

[war_with_myself]

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

What was it like hitting 30?

It took a while for it to sink in that I was 3 decades old, and had less sexual experience than some 12-year-old - 15 year-old teenage boys.

I would also say that around age 30-31 is when I started to notice a drop in my overall energy levels, and by 33 I started to develop a few chronic health issues, (nothing debilitating) but still a pain to deal with, and they've persisted ever since without fully going away.

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

What advice would you give to a youngcel?

That's rather difficult to say, as when I came of age, the world was quite different. Social media barely existed and was in it's infancy.

However, I would say that you need to do your best to make friends and foster these social interactions in your mid-late teen years, all whilst trying your best to looksmax. Even if it's awkward and humiliating at times to put yourself out there, you have to do it.

DO NOT retreat into your room all the time and cope with video games, hobbies that don't involve real social interactions, and become a NEET for any amount of time. You need to maximize and try everything while you're still young.

If you make it to 26 without any decent friendships, and zero romantic experience, than at least you know that you gave it your all. But truthfully, I would start escortceling at 23 if you've seriously tried all of the above. At that age, your sex drive should still be very healthy. If you wait to long to even bang hookers, than you will be like me, and even losing your virginity will probably be underwhelming and not as pleasurable as sex could have been when you had no issues getting or maintaining an erection.

 

[Stupid Clown]

Seriously, by this point in my life it's not only tragically sad and depressing, but also unbelievably comical in a sense.

The thought of being with a woman naked, touching her body, and inserting my penis is almost as ridiculous as any of us entertaining fantasies of being the first man on Mars.

Normies can never relate to how guys like me never get a chance at something that was almost guaranteed for non-disabled or retard men of the past.


Like seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm not even that ugly.

You need to hit SEA brocel

 

[Stupid Clown]

That's rather difficult to say, as when I came of age, the world was quite different. Social media barely existed and was in it's infancy.

However, I would say that you need to do your best to make friends and foster these social interactions in your mid-late teen years, all whilst trying your best to looksmax. Even if it's awkward and humiliating at times to put yourself out there, you have to do it.

DO NOT retreat into your room all the time and cope with video games, hobbies that don't involve real social interactions, and become a NEET for any amount of time. You need to maximize and try everything while you're still young.

If you make it to 26 without any decent friendships, and zero romantic experience, than at least you know that you gave it your all. But truthfully, I would start escortceling at 23 if you've seriously tried all of the above. At that age, your sex drive should still be very healthy. If you wait to long to even bang hookers, than you will be like me, and even losing your virginity will probably be underwhelming and not as pleasurable as sex could have been when you had no issues getting or maintaining an erection.

I thought you were a virgin?

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

I thought you were a virgin?

I am, brocel. But not kissless.

Just saying that even if I were to fuck decent looking escorts now. My libido is not what it used to be. So losing that V card is or will be very underwhelming from here on out.

 

[Stupid Clown]

I am, brocel. But not kissless.

How did you kiss? Whore?

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

How did you kiss? Whore?

a double date that I was practically forced into. The bitch didn't like me and it was rather awkward making conversating with her. But at the end when saying goodbye, and exchanging numbers, she leaned in and started kissing me, so I just went with it for about a minute, and that was it....

 

[Stupid Clown]

a double date that I was practically forced into. The bitch didn't like me and it was rather awkward making conversating with her. But at the end when saying goodbye, and exchanging numbers, she leaned in and started kissing me, so I just went with it for about a minute, and that was it....

Honestly you're not completely truecel. More mentalcel.

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

If she despised you she wouldn't kiss you

So once you exchanged numbers she ghosted you?

I can't remember all the details, but I'm pretty sure she was chasing after some other dude, and just got stuck on a double date with me because my friend had the hots for her friend. Anyway, she didn't like me and the entire "date" was awkward, with me trying desperately to make conversation.