JFL Can you imagine the FBIcels on this website learning our slang

[Deleted member 1780]

They go to their job and actually spend hours learning about what a betabux is or what ER means. JFL get a real job FBIcels.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Imagine such an easy job

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Imagine such an easy job

Until they get blackpilled and rope when they realize how inferior they are to Agent Chad/Tyrone and how over it is for them.

 

[Michael15651]

Blackpilling FBIcels one day at a time

 

[blackcel]

Imagine such an easy job

normies are clueless about this shit

 

[xxxxxx]

Cops make 6 figures

 

[nekomimimodo]

Imagine an FBI agent starting to talk like Ritalincel after 3 months of lurking this place daily

 

[KingChemist]

Imagine such an easy job

One that you still can't get your hands on.

 

[Dregster666]

They go to their job and actually spend hours learning about what a betabux is or what ER means. JFL get a real job FBIcels.

Based thread tbh

 

[Angryatsociety]

Blackpilling FBIcels one day at a time

I bet you we have a hERo getting ready to pop up at the FBI field office.

cant wait until the eggs start to crack.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

normies are clueless about this shit

True. Normies think the blackpill is some crazy conspiracy theory when they hear about it.

Think of all the crime caused by gangs and drugs and shit on a daily basis and yet they are reading this board full of autistic losers. LMAO

 

[Life Wasted]

Until they get blackpilled and rope when they realize how inferior they are to Agent Chad/Tyrone and how over it is for them.

 

[narcissist]

Imagine such an easy job

It was my dream job as a kid and teen to work for the CIA, FBI or a secret government organization.

 

[Pumkin]

I can imagine them having a sort of notebook or pamphlet the team leader worked all night on for the weekend investigation. Has all the "slang" we use on here and a description of what they mean

Cuck
beta
Chad

Rookie Cop: But sir! How do we know which Chad they are talking about? Do so many of these 'incels' all know a guy named Chad?

<30yo Veteran of the force: GOD DAMMIT ROOKIE! DID YOU NOT READ YOUR PAMPHLET! CHAD IS SLANG

 

[Cuyen]

Imagine a fbicel is postmaxxing here

 

[FinnCel]

Don't they have actually dangerous people to spy on?
JFL at spying at a lonely man and doing nothing when they plan to rope

 

[Cuyen]

Imagine them being in fbi but also poster on cucktears also

 

[Brahcel]

Fbi to boss:

"Their leader seems to be sergentcel and their rival gang is known as chads"

They are probably refering to gangmembers from the country chad

 

[Barry]

Until they get blackpilled and rope when they realize how inferior they are to Agent Chad/Tyrone and how over it is for them.

I hope the FBI incels learn our ways and then start planting evidence on thugmaxxed tyrones and chads.

better yet, they should start arresting stacys

 

[virgin4life]

They go to their job and actually spend hours learning about what a betabux is or what ER means. JFL get a real job FBIcels.

LOL I said it before: Imagine an FBIcel watching incels.is. Another agent walks in the room and asks: "So do you think they are dangerous?" to which the FBIcel responds: "They are just LARPing tbh tbh buddy boyo. ngl"

 

[owly]

They put 2 and 2 together and realize their wife is fucking the tyrone they booked last month 4 drug dealing

 

[Insomniac]

Imagine FBIcels coming here to uncover mass shooting plots only to find Ritalincel soyboy memes.

 

[FaceandHFD]

U @UltraFayJr. >_>

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Woe be to that FBI lackey who has to present our high-IQ memes to the top brass:
FBI Director: Show me the report on the Incels investigation.
FBIncel: Bro, just gymcelmaxx and stop being a cuck ngl tbh boyo
FBI Director: You're fired.

 

[Deleted member 16608]

yo fbicels, can ya get ya boi a job? I know all the cool hangs.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

The fbi is getting blackpilled.

 

[Wonder]

Someday iincels will be classified as terrorists and we will be forced to hunt down other incels to be sent into concentration work camps.

 

[Deleted member 16608]

Can you imagine? Hordes of white hats who have become full-on blackpilled? We'll have perfect OPSEC in the beta uprising.

 

[chudur-budur]

I guess they spend like billions of dollars to train their officers, not only that, they earn a six figure salary. All these money, time and resources they spend on my street-shitting posts.



It's over for FBIcels.

 

[Fallenmind]

It's over for (((guests)))

 

[Murdoch89]

Fuck off fbicels eat shit and die

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

FBI's time would be better spent investigating IncelTears, who have openly called for genocide against groups they disagree with.

 

[Fenrir]

It was my dream job as a kid and teen to work for the CIA, FBI or a secret government organization.

And now they're wasting their time watching you because some middle aged landwhales are threatened by unique thought. How poetic.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

You can be sure a few converted.

 

[SuperSaiyanGymcel]

Non-USAcels dont have to worry about FBI as they only work on the federal level

 

[2340922]

Imagine such an easy job

I am sure they would just rent incel and pay him good to translate it for them.

 

[Mainländer]

Psy used to tell the story of the first time he got busted by Brazilian federal police in his home.

According to him, one officer told him "hey, I actually agree with most things you said on the internet, but I have to do my job...".

 

[rabitter]

They go to their job and actually spend hours learning about what a betabux is or what ER means. JFL get a real job FBIcels.

Imagine getting paid $80K/year and all you have to do is shitpost on incel forums. Wish I had that job

Can you imagine? Hordes of white hats who have become full-on blackpilled? We'll have perfect OPSEC in the beta uprising.

Snowden was the start of the Beta Uprising in the Intel Community.

 

[sepelion]

FBI agents assigned to Incels have to attend a staff psych eval where they're showed pictures of club thots grinding on negros while hooked up to polygraphs and asked "is she a roastie thot coalburner, agent Thomas?"

 

[Newbie17]

loled @ some of the comments thx

 

[GameDevCel]

They go to their job and actually spend hours learning about what a betabux is or what ER means. JFL get a real job FBIcels.

would be cool to blackpill the FBIcels, and put them on our side

FBI agents assigned to Incels have to attend a staff psych eval where they're showed pictures of club thots grinding on negros while hooked up to polygraphs and asked "is she a roastie thot coalburner, agent Thomas?"

JFL, I CAN't STOP LAUIGHTNG

Fbi to boss:

"Their leader seems to be sergentcel and their rival gang is known as chads"

They are probably refering to gangmembers from the country chad

CELESTIAL IQ

Fbi to boss:

"Their leader seems to be sergentcel and their rival gang is known as chads"

They are probably refering to gangmembers from the country chad

CELESTIAL IQ

 

[StaroRavager]

It's over for (((guests)))

 

[Guest2]

These are the kind of threads I signed up here for...

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

Imagine FBIcels coming here to uncover mass shooting plots only to find Ritalincel soyboy memes.

lmao would be too nice to see the reaction of fbicucks of this

 

[lifeisbullshit95]

It's over for fbicels

 

[Cuyen]

Fbi to boss:

"Their leader seems to be sergentcel and their rival gang is known as chads"

They are probably refering to gangmembers from the country chad

I really wonder what they think about me..