They go to their job and actually spend hours learning about what a betabux is or what ER means. JFL get a real job FBIcels.
JFL Can you imagine the FBIcels on this website learning our slang
Imagine such an easy job
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Until they get blackpilled and rope when they realize how inferior they are to Agent Chad/Tyrone and how over it is for them.
Blackpilling FBIcels one day at a time
normies are clueless about this shit
Imagine an FBI agent starting to talk like Ritalincel after 3 months of lurking this place daily
One that you still can't get your hands on.
Based thread tbh
I bet you we have a hERo getting ready to pop up at the FBI field office.
cant wait until the eggs start to crack.
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True. Normies think the blackpill is some crazy conspiracy theory when they hear about it.
Think of all the crime caused by gangs and drugs and shit on a daily basis and yet they are reading this board full of autistic losers. LMAO
It was my dream job as a kid and teen to work for the CIA, FBI or a secret government organization.
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I can imagine them having a sort of notebook or pamphlet the team leader worked all night on for the weekend investigation. Has all the "slang" we use on here and a description of what they mean
Cuck
beta
Chad
Cuck
beta
Chad
<30yo Veteran of the force: GOD DAMMIT ROOKIE! DID YOU NOT READ YOUR PAMPHLET! CHAD IS SLANG
Imagine a fbicel is postmaxxing here 
Don't they have actually dangerous people to spy on?
JFL at spying at a lonely man and doing nothing when they plan to rope
JFL at spying at a lonely man and doing nothing when they plan to rope
Imagine them being in fbi but also poster on cucktears also
Fbi to boss:
"Their leader seems to be sergentcel and their rival gang is known as chads"
They are probably refering to gangmembers from the country chad
"Their leader seems to be sergentcel and their rival gang is known as chads"
They are probably refering to gangmembers from the country chad
I hope the FBI incels learn our ways and then start planting evidence on thugmaxxed tyrones and chads.
better yet, they should start arresting stacys
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LOL I said it before: Imagine an FBIcel watching incels.is. Another agent walks in the room and asks: "So do you think they are dangerous?" to which the FBIcel responds: "They are just LARPing tbh tbh buddy boyo. ngl"
They put 2 and 2 together and realize their wife is fucking the tyrone they booked last month 4 drug dealing
Imagine FBIcels coming here to uncover mass shooting plots only to find Ritalincel soyboy memes.
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@UltraFayJr. >_>
Woe be to that FBI lackey who has to present our high-IQ memes to the top brass:
FBI Director: Show me the report on the Incels investigation.
FBIncel: Bro, just gymcelmaxx and stop being a cuck ngl tbh boyo
FBI Director: You're fired.
FBI Director: Show me the report on the Incels investigation.
FBIncel: Bro, just gymcelmaxx and stop being a cuck ngl tbh boyo
FBI Director: You're fired.
yo fbicels, can ya get ya boi a job? I know all the cool hangs.
The fbi is getting blackpilled.
Someday iincels will be classified as terrorists and we will be forced to hunt down other incels to be sent into concentration work camps.
Can you imagine? Hordes of white hats who have become full-on blackpilled? We'll have perfect OPSEC in the beta uprising.
I guess they spend like billions of dollars to train their officers, not only that, they earn a six figure salary. All these money, time and resources they spend on my street-shitting posts.
It's over for FBIcels.
It's over for FBIcels.
It's over for (((guests)))
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Fuck off fbicels eat shit and die
FBI's time would be better spent investigating IncelTears, who have openly called for genocide against groups they disagree with.
And now they're wasting their time watching you because some middle aged landwhales are threatened by unique thought. How poetic.
You can be sure a few converted.
Non-USAcels dont have to worry about FBI as they only work on the federal level
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I am sure they would just rent incel and pay him good to translate it for them.
Imagine getting paid $80K/year and all you have to do is shitpost on incel forums. Wish I had that job
Snowden was the start of the Beta Uprising in the Intel Community.
FBI agents assigned to Incels have to attend a staff psych eval where they're showed pictures of club thots grinding on negros while hooked up to polygraphs and asked "is she a roastie thot coalburner, agent Thomas?"
loled @ some of the comments thx
would be cool to blackpill the FBIcels, and put them on our side
JFL, I CAN't STOP LAUIGHTNG
CELESTIAL IQ
CELESTIAL IQ
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These are the kind of threads I signed up here for...
lmao would be too nice to see the reaction of fbicucks of this
It's over for fbicels
I really wonder what they think about me..
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