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Serious Can you hold your own in a fight

Could you?


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Inspired by @Dr. Autismo's incelhunter thread, you got lured by a decoy (which is of legal age they just want incels not pedos) and this camera crew pops up and they try to beat you up and shit, could you hold your own in a fight and defeat them? or will you be just another weak autist for them to throw around.

This isn't exclusive to my hypothetical, in general could you win a fight? or at least be intimidating.
 
Yes tho if there are multiple i wouldn't be able to do much
 
I’d fight to the best of my abilities. Whether I’d win or not is another question. Depends on who I’m up against.
 
Yes tho if there are multiple i wouldn't be able to do much
Getting jumped is the most pussy thing ever it means they need a gang for one man
 
I always carry tactical knives for self-defense
 
Time to unleash my inner beast.
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Without a ~20cm long knife, no.
 
Probably not
I have bad cardio and it was years since i did any kickboxing
I just try to avoid fights
 
yes,unless they're 6'5 and above giants
 
maybe but probably not i'm quite weak
 
I’d fight to the best of my abilities. Whether I’d win or not is another question. Depends on who I’m up against.
a 6'5 gymcel
 
Are you a terrorist? It only takes a knife to kill more than 5 people in a crowded place.
It's always good to have two in case one is taken from you in the fight or lost
 
Probably not, never been in a real 1-on-1 fight before
 
Yes, I'll just use the mace and lock tied to a sock combo
 
Against some untrained asshole 1 on 1? probably, Against a bunch of untrained assholes? probably not. I wouldn't go to place where are gang of moralfags could jump me without a knife anyways.
 
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Getting jumped is the most pussy thing ever it means they need a gang for one man
But that's how all niggers fight, and they're the ones you need to watch the most.
 
I use baldshine reflection technique to blind potential threats
 
I have to hold my own
Because I can't hold anyone else's
And no one will hold mine

That's why I prefer lightweight yet strong edc gear. Opting for ease of portability and utility rather than overkill or knockdown power. Just enough to do the job. If I do my part.

Weather it's, making and cutting a sandwich. Taking a swig of cool water. Or cutting long grass away from my outside chairs. Or mashing a tick. Or cutting/ snipping a branch or thread. Poking a hole in a dog collar to tighten it. Or killing a varmint 10m away while shitting in the outhouse. I can see in the dark!

I got it covered.

Because yoyo, you know?
 
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Pfeffer Ko-Jet in one pocket and spiked brass knuckles in the other - been leaving the house ONLY under these conditions for years now. 1-on-1, motherfucker's done. If their more than one, well... i'm not Jackie Chan!
 
Jfl if you think you will beat 2 or more pedohunters even if you can fight. They never come alone. 1v1 sure
 
I can destroy anyone in a fight even mma copers as long as they're below MW.
 
Jfl if you think you will beat 2 or more pedohunters even if you can fight. They never come alone. 1v1 sure
You guys all overrate your own fighting ability ive fought a semi decent kickboxer and he beat the dogshit out of me with ease. He was barely trying (it was some sparring for fun)
 
Incel rage will save me. I teased my strength with some guy who was taller than me and bigger and won
 
I have the courage to try but knowing that i'll probably lose.
 
Life fuel for burgercels who can carry guns ngl
 
No why do you think I support the second amendment mate
 
not bragging, but i can hold my own in a fight.

i grew up in a shithole town in Surrey, on a crappy neighbourhood and went to even worse schools
 
No i'm a weakcel :horror:
 
Probably not desu
 
Inspired by @Dr. Autismo's incelhunter thread, you got lured by a decoy (which is of legal age they just want incels not pedos) and this camera crew pops up and they try to beat you up and shit, could you hold your own in a fight and defeat them? or will you be just another weak autist for them to throw around.

The poll question and the question you're asking here are two completely different things.

I've been in plenty of fights, and even at my old age I could still hold my own, so to answer the poll question, yes i can hold my own "in a fight" in general.

But here you're asking if someone could beat an entire "crew". This is real life, and you are not the main character. This isn't a kung-fu movie, this isn't an anime, this is real life. You're not winning a 3+ vs 1 fight. You could be a professional MMA fighter up against 3 weak, average sized, untrained men, they'll still fuck you up, and badly. All they have to do is rush in all at once, take the fight to the ground and then all it takes is one of them to stand up (good luck holding down three men on the ground, lol) and he can just stomp on your skull. Alternatively they can surround you and hit you in the back of the head, possibly with an object. A blow to the back of the head will fuck you up no matter how badass you think you are. That brings up another issue, since it's a planned ambush, the probability of at least one of them having a weapon is high.

Bottom line, nobody is winning this hypothetical fight, because, again, this is real life.
 
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Depends entirely on who I'd be fighting against. I'm probably intimidating enough that I wouldn't get into a fight, there are some perks to being bald and having eyebrow scar + multiple other scars on my face
 
Larp for who voted yes tbh.
 
easy work with a gun or other weapon
 
I’d fight to the best of my abilities. Whether I’d win or not is another question. Depends on who I’m up against.
This.

Some people can say they can beat up a whole group, but it honestly depends who you're up against.
 

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