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Serious Can you guys please rate my body (1-10)

Yeah, I'm just hoping to find some 3/10 used up single mom at this point who doesn't give a shit about not having social skills or proverbial game and is just looking for the most secure betabuxx in the gym to get worshipped by after 100s of chads fucked her body and mind. So far this is just an act of desperation of mine though I have on occasion noticed subhuman grannys looking at me as I temporarily benched the complex PTSD and abused dog syndrome away.
fixed it for you
 
Yes, ofc your hot sister should pretend a bit and leave you alone saying "I'll join after my bf come at least one time to see how even after that he's still horny for me" She'll then fake headache and sorry bye next time I'll join.

Block the foid, rinse and repeat with another.
I think if my sister and I did porn together it would actually be extremely hot. She is the only foid I could probably ever have a real chance of fucking anyways.
 
10/10 you mog 99 percent of this forum
Really? Do you think I could ever find a foid who just doesn't give a shit about social skills and only wants a guy with a decent body to fuck?
 
I shall not be showing my face here as I wish to remain both anonymous and infamous as well as to avoid interdiction and apprehension from many law enforcement agencies which would seek to identify me, but I will invite you to rate my physique. Please note that I am 43 years old and am currently around 215 lbs but extensively gymmaxxed.
"its so over for me brocels"
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another user larping as an incel
 
my guy, just FUCKING GEOMAXX


also, nice post number View attachment 873166
You mean Thailand or SEAmaxxing? And yeah, I was banned for about three years for advocating the extermination of the jews and claiming that I was going to go to Syria and join the Caliphate in their Holy Jihad. Hence the post number and date discrepancies.
 
I think if my sister and I did porn together it would actually be extremely hot. She is the only foid I could probably ever have a real chance of fucking anyways.
how does your sister behave to you? you have filmed her naked with consent, right? :ahegao::ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
another user larping as an incel
I'm socially retarded and quasi-autistic and require xanax to be able to engage with foids so no, I am not larping though I wish that were in fact the case.
 
how does your sister behave to you? you have filmed her naked with consent, right? :ahegao::ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
My sister and I are genuinely extremely close. She considers me to be her best friend and literally tells me shit about her sex life, how horny she is and other such information that usually is not forthcoming from ones sister. Hence, my reasonable expectation that one day she will let me hose her tits down with a tsunami of jizz.
 
based as fuck

and yes, basically any country with non-white people. they love white men, and i bet youll have a much bigger chance cus of your gymmaxxed body
OK so maybe some place that has nude beaches so I can just walk around and let my physique persuade foids to have sex with me without even having to speak to them at all? And I am being serious by asking you for advice here.
 
My sister and I are genuinely extremely close. She considers me to be her best friend and literally tells me shit about her sex life, how horny she is and other such information that usually is not forthcoming from ones sister. Hence, my reasonable expectation that one day she will let me hose her tits down with a tsunami of jizz.
does she know you're inkwell? does she see you as ugly?
 
does she know you're inkwell? does she see you as ugly?
She says I'm "handsome" but that is usually code for "not hot" amongst foids, so far as I know. But I have had instances where she has asked me to do things like measure her waist with a tape measure and then just last month she had me put my hand basically right above her ass and feel how sweaty she was when we were walking around outside. I don't know how to read and interpret social cues from people and as such, I am at risk of misconstruing these sorts of indicators as something they are not.
 
just ask her to fuck at this point, you fucking retarded. youre gymaxxed with good body jesus fucking christ
Yeah but I don't want to risk losing the sort of quasi-intimacy that I have with her as she is the closest thing I may ever have to an actual gf. Also, she tends to be more enamored with either rich jews or chaddam type chaldean fuckboys and alternates between those two archetypes
 
My sister and I are genuinely extremely close. She considers me to be her best friend and literally tells me shit about her sex life, how horny she is and other such information that usually is not forthcoming from ones sister. Hence, my reasonable expectation that one day she will let me hose her tits down with a tsunami of jizz.
She says I'm "handsome" but that is usually code for "not hot" amongst foids, so far as I know. But I have had instances where she has asked me to do things like measure her waist with a tape measure and then just last month she had me put my hand basically right above her ass and feel how sweaty she was when we were walking around outside. I don't know how to read and interpret social cues from people and as such, I am at risk of misconstruing these sorts of indicators as something they are not.
Fakecel
 
Stop narcing me out you faggots. I am legit. I've been here since 2018 and am 43 years old. Read what I said above concerning my social retardation and quasi-autism and you will understand my predicament. You're just jeally because I may get to fuck my hot Megan Fox level sister.
 
But no social skills and basically an autistic fuck who can't approach or engage with women conversationally, hence my status as a 43 year old incel despite my mog worthy body
 
Stop narcing me out you faggots. I am legit. I've been here since 2018 and am 43 years old. Read what I said above concerning my social retardation and quasi-autism and you will understand my predicament. You're just jeally because I may get to fuck my hot Megan Fox level sister.
I'm only telling you because you asked. I'm 6'3. Also, please see that thread I just started where I'm asking people to rate my body. Thanks brocel.
@CopeHarderNow
 
But no social skills and basically an autistic fuck who can't approach or engage with women conversationally, hence my status as a 43 year old incel despite my mog worthy body
the blackpill is a lie
 
I call BS. BS on your sister, BS on your friends having private jets, BS on everything you say on ths forum
I could give two shits. I never said he had a private jet you mentally disabled fucktard, I said private plane and there is a big difference, as in several million dollars. The plane is an ultralight and just about anyone can learn to fly it. Now stfu you cotton picking negroid.
 
:feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha::feelshaha: And your model. sister who you want to start an onlyfans with who tells you she shaves her cunt three times a week? How real is she?
She is as real as my dick is hard for her tight, bald wet cunt. One day I shall ascend with her and it will be a thing of beauty and greatness that will rival the detonation of the atom bomb for its magnificence.
 
I shall not be showing my face here as I wish to remain both anonymous and infamous as well as to avoid interdiction and apprehension from many law enforcement agencies which would seek to identify me, but I will invite you to rate my physique. Please note that I am 43 years old and am currently around 215 lbs but extensively gymmaxxed.
You look cool!:feelsokman:
How often do you go to the gym? Do you take any steroids?
 
:lul::lul::lul: You have a vivid imagination man
When I cum, I shall cum so hard that it will shoot holes in the back of the bed upon which I consummate this divine act of glorious sex. We shall record this for posterity and I shall return to these forums with the video and
You look cool!:feelsokman:
How often do you go to the gym? Do you take any steroids?
I appreciate the gracious sentiments comrade. I go to the gym twice a week and generally spend about an hour there but no more then that. I work out my arms (biceps and triceps) once a week and then my chest once a week as well. I have never taken any steroids but I have taken pre-workout supplements for the last twelve years or so, though I use them sparingly and never take the full recommended dose as I am highly stim sensitive.
 
Bro, you don't need to be armed with guns when you fight for your Aryan brothers, you just need to aim your cock and look at a picture of your sister....That's a powerful load :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
Haha, yeah its the German blood in me that enables my orgasms to reach nuclear level of intensity and to potentially be able to use my cock as a deadly weapon against chads and especially stacys who will provide sufficient arousal and stimulation that will result in my cumming them to death
 
stop sucking your stomach or i will start to think u have body dysmorphia
 
stop sucking your stomach or i will start to think u have body dysmorphia
I do have body dysmorphia and in fact, it is severe and exacerbated by virtue of my having once been a 300+ lbs fat fuck and before that having been an emaciated, scrawny weakling who looked like a jew that had just jumped the outer perimeter fence and escaped from Auschwitz. These huge morphological variations have imbued me with tremendous anxiety and a pathological fixation on the aesthetic condition of my body as I continuously vacillate between perceiving myself as either too fat or too scrawny and am rarely, if ever, fully content.
 
Well good luck with that boss, the odds are massively stacked against you. Ascending in your 40s is basically unheard of.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: I'm unsure why he hasn't given up yet. There is no way he is a KHHV, all of them either give up by 35 or rope. He is either lying or his resilience is unheard of:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:. I think it's the former
 
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: I'm unsure why he hasn't given up yet. There is no way he is a KHHV, all of them either give up by 35 or rope. He is either lying or his resilience is unheard of:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:. I think it's the former
That's an interesting hypothesis but it isn't the zero sum game sort of paradox that you're making it out to be. There are those of us who have sufficient resolve, intellectual fortitude and a measure of self-discipline which far exceeds that of all these slovenly, beastial and hedonic brutes that constantly seek to gratify their need for sexual intercourse with foids. I have embraced a personal philosophy whereby I conceptualize myself as being intrinsically superior to all those around me not inspite of my long suffering as an incel but because of it. Likewise, I am considered by those who know me to be a consumate intellectual (I work in academia), I am physically very imposing and am stronger then probably 99% of the guys in the gym who I encounter. I am likewise capable of extremely violence and cruelty which I could conceivably inflict upon anyone at any time, should the provocation be sufficient. In these ways and in others, I am the apotheosis of the Nietzschean ubermensch and therefore, not accountable to the laws or ordinary men as I transcend their feeble capacity to understand the world around them.
 

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