Can Someone Translate This For Me?

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I assume this is in Spanish so spaishcels please tell me what this means. I don't get it.

edit: might be Portuguese I wouldnt know

 

[Yerberito]

*Portuguese/ i cant help

 

[SolitaryConfinement]

Looks gross whatever it is.

 

[Anonymous MG]

This thread makes me anxious, like if I type out a response someone will have done it a microsecond before me and make me look like a baka pewpew.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

That's Portuguese.

 

[SilentSpecter]

some Brazilian favela garbage

 

[ihaveno1]

translates me

 

[Deleted member 23682]

@Mainländer help us out here

 

[Anonymous MG]

These are some tips to be beautiful:
Mega hair
A chain tattoo
$10 real store dress/ 10 real store dresses
Cocoa on the legs
Cap to hide the mega nuts
45" column tilt

This is definitely all wrong pewpew

 

[TheSecondComing]

*Portuguese/ i cant help

 

[Lone-Star]

 

[zangano1]

maybe sigma can help us

 

[crestfallencel]

monkey soup, it is delicious

 

[Deleted member 22904]

maybe sigma can help us

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Can't help you

 

[Deleted member 22907]

negro negro negro

 

[FinnCel]

@Brazilian Sigma

 

[Deleted member 19079]

lol

 

[Deleted member 18214]

*Portuguese/ i cant help

 

[Mainländer]

That's Portuguese.

Tips to be gorgeous:

- A cap to hide the little knots from the mega hair (fake hair tied to your hair to make it longer)
- Mega hair
- 45º tilt on vertebral spine
- Prison tattoo
- Cocoa on legs
- 10 Reais (BR money) store dress

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

That's Portuguese.

Tips to be gorgeous:

- A cap to hide the little knots from the mega hair (fake hair tied to your hair to make it longer)
- Mega hair
- 45º tilt on vertebral spine
- Prison tattoo
- Cocoa on legs
- 10 Reais (BR money) store dress

Interesting