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VλREN

VλREN

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Can the government speed up the CERN particle accelerator and speed up time until December 1st because I am horny as shit man

Like last night I was literally laying down trying to sleep and I was clenching my fist and shaking because of how horny I was

Dude I just want to jerk off

I have to endure another week of this, then so be it

But yeah I want to have sex but that’ll never happen and even if it does it won’t be with Jill Valentine so it pointless

Fuck it am going for a walk
 
Oh wait it just started pouring down rain as soon as I clicked post thread
 
I don't even keep track of the time I lose before I even think about it
 
im ready for it to be over already, i can feel butterflies when i peek
 
Yall are still on NNN, I failed on day 4
 
ONE MORE WEEEK! ONE MORE GODDAMN WEEK I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
 
NNN is gay and retarded
 
Haven’t had a wet dream yet
 
IT IS MY RIGHT TO INPREGNUAT JILL VALENTINE
 
Can the government speed up the CERN particle accelerator and speed up time until December 1st because I am horny as shit man

Like last night I was literally laying down trying to sleep and I was clenching my fist and shaking because of how horny I was

Dude I just want to jerk off

I have to endure another week of this, then so be it

But yeah I want to have sex but that’ll never happen and even if it does it won’t be with Jill Valentine so it pointless

Fuck it am going for a walk
nih i failed on nov 1 at 5:36am :lul:
 
nih i failed on nov 1 at 5:36am :lul:
1763984705542
 
this dude believes the government controls the day's lengths :feelskek:
 
this dude believes the government controls the day's lengths :feelskek:
I already failed NNN so I don’t care anymore

Also they do, ever heard of daylight savings or whatever the fuck
 

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