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or is this a fakecel trait, Winning a fight in physical and weapons
 
If hate could fill a Magazine of a Weapon, Incels would be deleting all earth
 
Yes not every Incel is frail and weak.
 
Could, depends on opponent
 
I haven’t ever been in physical fight. But I was capable of pushing a soldier and he was so drunk he couldn’t even fight Back! So therefore they can actually do good in combat
 
Yes
But not all of them, we incels have always fought
 
gymcels could for sure
 
Depends on the incel and the incel’s opponent. Gymcels have the best fighting chances though
 
maybe the cels that look weaker then they really are
 
I can't and I've been to the gym for over a year.
 
or is this a fakecel trait, Winning a fight in physical and weapons
I won the most physical fights as an adolescent. I do not let impulsive normies or other sexhavers to dominate me. If I cant have a pussy ok but do not try to dominate me.
 
I won a lot of fights because i wasn't scared of throwing a punch.
 
I body slammed a chad in freestyle wrestling and even tapped a tyrone once at last second
 
Depends on the incel and the incel’s opponent. Gymcels have the best fighting chances though
No, martial artscels do, gymcels just intimidate and disprove normie theology
 
What part of fighting sounds like it relies on your looks or sexual history? If anything, the better-looking guy has more to lose. The attributes that win a fight, in descending order of importance: training, cardio, reflexes, height, strength, luck.
 
Yes, of course. You don't have to be weak to be an incel, just an ugly son of a bitch.
 
Depends on the incel obviously.
 
What part of fighting sounds like it relies on your looks or sexual history? If anything, the better-looking guy has more to lose. The attributes that win a fight, in descending order of importance: training, cardio, reflexes, height, strength, luck.
High IQ.
 
Super-illegal I.N.C.E.L. basic training:
Alright let's just do it, then. Program sketch:

Elbow strikes
We're not going to be punching. This is because people without training suck ass at punching. I can't teach you to punch well and keep your defenses up over text, so we're going to replace it with a much safer moveset: elbow strikes.

Elbow strikes are great because they happen at close range, where even many trained fighters are deficient. Elbows, the body part, are also what you put in the way of your opponent's attacks to protect your head, and elbow strikes cause you to naturally do that.

This video demonstrates 2 of our elbows:
View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rl8Kf80_Co8

This video demonstrates 3 of our elbows:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouDc9hCHrBs


1. Up elbow
This is the third technique in the first video, he calls it the uppercut.
This is the third technique in the second video.

This targets the head in a similar way to an uppercut, requiring the opponent to react in order to defend.

2. Horizontal elbow
This is the first technique in the first video.
This is the second technique in the second video.

This targets the head in a similar way to a hook punch, requiring the opponent to react in order to defend.

3. Elbow thrust
This is the fourth technique in the second video.

This is a variation of the up elbow where you step in so your elbow collides with your opponent. The power is entirely from stepping in. Use this to get into elbowing range, and to chase a passive or retreating opponent.

Kicks
Kicks out-range and out-power punches, and you can kick while keeping your hands up to protect your head. This will make life very difficult for a boxer who tries to fight you.

1. Push kick

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBQs-l7yss


This is a space maker. You can use it to push an approaching opponent away, to push a close opponent away, or to push yourself away from your opponent. It gives you a way to reset in case you're getting the shitty end of the stick up close, and it will frustrate them and make them want to come in closer where your elbows will be in range.

In the video, you'll see he is targeting just below the ribs. You probably can't do that easily, or at all. Instead, I want you to target your opponent's knee. The knees are a very good target because it causes the opponent to get off-balance, or it can hyperextend their knee. Once they've taken one of these, they're not going to want more!

Game Plan
The up elbow and horizontal elbow require different defenses. This means that you can overwhelm someone by alternating them, getting them stuck in a defensive loop. That's exactly our game plan, once you're in, let those elbows fly.

But, if your opponent isn't even trying to block you, just throw up elbows. They protect the side of your head from haymakers, and if they're not blocking, it's probably because they're swinging.

So, the overall game plan is to to elbow thrust your way into clinch range, up elbow them until they start blocking, then horizontal elbow them until they adjust their block, then up elbow again, and so on. If they got the initiative on you somehow and you're on the defensive, then step back and use a push kick to reset, and start over.
 
Maybe if you are a tallfag and ogre like @Darth_Aurelius
 
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Super-illegal I.N.C.E.L. basic training:
Awesome. Will definitely be adding these to my training regime and repertoire. Thank you, brocel.
 
May Allah give me strength
 
I imagine some can but there's no point since people will still hate you.
 
or is this a fakecel trait, Winning a fight in physical and weapons
Took taekwondo when I was in middle school, but I left and had some really shitty and humiliating experiences.
 
I could definitely beat most foids in a fight, the average normoid is a 50/50. Chad would obliterate me.
 
I'm an Americacel so gun wins every fight
 
IM weak no dont think so
 
I haven’t ever been in physical fight. But I was capable of pushing a soldier and he was so drunk he couldn’t even fight Back! So therefore they can actually do good in combat
soldier? wtfff
 
ER was a frail skinny manlet but he managed to overpower and stab his chink roommates to death
 

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