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If the coincidence I spoke about in the thread happened to you, what would you do?


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What strategies do you use?

I'm used to usually just wheeling the same set of numbers I always play along with other random numbers

Today I'm trying something weird for the next two drawings because it was too much of a coincidence (its the weirdest thing ever), I'm pretty sure it will amount to nothing but it was too much of a coincidence not to at least throw a few dollars at it

I was bored last week so I started looking into astrology, then I saw something about astrology related to "lucky numbers", I followed the process of a specific method and I got a set numbers that were stated to be my "personal lucky numbers for life", I saved it in a text document to maybe try later, I didn't even really look at them and pay attention (which is what makes the next part so weird)

I was going up an elevator today and as I got in and pressed for my floor, some other people stopped it before it left and came in, and they all pressed for their floors, for some reason I looked at the numbers and jokingly decided - "I have as much chance of winning using these numbers too", I saved them on my phone.

I got home today and opened the text document, the same set numbers I saved on my phone was the exact same set of numbers that I had saved in the text document

At that point I was like fuck it, why not, its a few bucks I was going to spend on fast food anyways, i'll eat some cheap sandwiches instead lol

If what had happened to me happened to you, what would you have done?
 
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Sometimes I do it. I like to go for the lower lotteries or when the big ones are lower so that way there’s probably less competition. Getting a few million bucks and getting to spend it on copes the rest of my life would be a dream
 
This reminds me of a certain someone..
 
Definitely play those numbers, I would. Winning the lottery is cope, but you can’t win if you don’t play.
 
u play the lottery when death starts becoming preferable to life.
 
It's worth a shot I guess, honestly you shouldn't get your hopes up though.
 
What strategies do you use?

I'm used to usually just wheeling the same set of numbers I always play along with other random numbers

Today I'm trying something weird for the next two drawings because it was too much of a coincidence (its the weirdest thing ever), I'm pretty sure it will amount to nothing but it was too much of a coincidence not to at least throw a few dollars at it

I was bored last week so I started looking into astrology, then I saw something about astrology related to "lucky numbers", I followed the process of a specific method and I got a set numbers that were stated to be my "personal lucky numbers for life", I saved it in a text document to maybe try later, I didn't even really look at them and pay attention (which is what makes the next part so weird)

I was going up an elevator today and as I got in and pressed for my floor, some other people stopped it before it left and came in, and they all pressed for their floors, for some reason I looked at the numbers and jokingly decided - "I have as much chance of winning using these numbers too", I saved them on my phone.

I got home today and opened the text document, the same set numbers I saved on my phone was the exact same set of numbers that I had saved in the text document

At that point I was like fuck it, why not, its a few bucks I was going to spend on fast food anyways, i'll eat some cheap sandwiches instead lol

If what had happened to me happened to you, what would you have done?
You won't win:

https://incels.is/threads/fat-rich-couples-always-win-the-lottery.108162/#post-2289316

You are not fat, white or have a foid.
 
Lotteries are a low IQ cope
 
Also nothing infuriates me more than seeing already wealthy crypt keepers win lotteries and sweepstakes.

I know right, the Gail Howards and the Richard Lustigs of the world

Another secret to winning the lottery people fail to recognize is already having money, a lot of these people who are "multiple time winners" only got lucky the first time, and just continued to play a bunch of wheeled numbers till they won again, and then they go on to use the illusion of "consistency" to sell "lottery systems"

There are strategies that can be employed but there is no magic system
This reminds me of a certain someone..


I'm hoping I can pull a win in his place

I would not mind paying to get some scrap iron from the BMW he drove on that faithful day, I'd send it to some blacksmith/metal worker and pay them to craft it into a dagger for me lol, I would carry that shit everywhere.

"I got that rodger on me" (1:09)




I also want to go to that road side where he filmed that video in the blue shirt and film one too
 
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Hope every incel wins
 
Lottery is a tax for stupid people.

If you want to earn money, then read as much as you can about the stock market/crypto and try to play it.
That is going to earn you more success than being some esoteric superstitious pleb.
 
Winning the lottery will be a dream come true for me.
 
If you want to earn money, then read as much as you can about the stock market/crypto and try to play it.

Very vague when you think about it, read what, not all information is useful, one could read 100 books of nonsense and just waste time and effort

That is going to earn you more success than being some esoteric superstitious pleb

True, but its also not guaranteed to do anything, I could just end up a broke poor man who is very knowledgeable about stocks and trading lol

I already plan on getting into stocks at some point, but you need money to even bother playing your hand at the stocks

You need capital to make capital.

My point exactly, its very easy to say "just read about stocks and try that", that's a lot of time, effort and money that will be required.
 
CHOose othER types of lottERy
 
CHOose othER types of lottERy

You always lose in that lottERy lol, the only way I'd play that game, is if I could guarantee wiping out an entire country or something. Like I somehow got my hands on some bio weapon or rare virus, I would go around to airports in my country spreading it around, and watching chaos unfold world wide, anything less than that would not seem worth it to me
 
Sometimes I do it. I like to go for the lower lotteries or when the big ones are lower so that way there’s probably less competition. Getting a few million bucks and getting to spend it on copes the rest of my life would be a dream
Doing drugs and whores would be a good way to end it all
 
No man. Coincidences don't mean anything.
Lottery = Jews collecting money from dumb goyim
 
Very vague when you think about it, read what, not all information is useful, one could read 100 books of nonsense and just waste time and effort



True, but its also not guaranteed to do anything, I could just end up a broke poor man who is very knowledgeable about stocks and trading lol

I already plan on getting into stocks at some point, but you need money to even bother playing your hand at the stocks



My point exactly, its very easy to say "just read about stocks and try that", that's a lot of time, effort and money that will be required.
Fuckin tbh
 
The odds of having a meaningful life are so minuscule and obsolete, why not play the fucking lottery?
 
The odds of having a meaningful life are so minuscule and obsolete, why not play the fucking lottery?

You wont win.

Retired boomers on pensions literally spend $100,000s of dollars gambling their pensions away on all kinds of lottery's and never win.
 
You wont win.

Retired boomers on pensions literally spend $100,000s of dollars gambling their pensions away on all kinds of lottery's and never win.

Probably a good thing. Some foids would probably swindle me out of it anyway, and get me thrown in prison for good measure.
 
You wont win.

Retired boomers on pensions literally spend $100,000s of dollars gambling their pensions away on all kinds of lottery's and never win.

Its not that you won't win, its that you are very unlikely to win, that's not the same thing. All the people that did win probably didn't think they'd win either, its all chance.

I say think of the lottery as a opt in tax that you can decide how much you pay, and based on how much you pay there's a tiny chance you'll get a ridiculously large tax reduction return JFL



Being even remotely compared to the supreme one is actually making me kinda happy JFL
 
You lost the genetic lottery and that's the only one that matters
 
I’d do it, buying a few tickets isn’t a huge loss
This reminds me of a certain someone..

If only he harnessed the power of the secret
 
Damn, what a coincedence
Try it tbh.
 
Damn, what a coincedence
Try it tbh.

Its already in, all that's left is to wait

If I win, order of tasks

Buy a large dairy queen blizzard (JFL)
Get passport and other international travel documents in order
Get drivers license
Pay off tuition left back from unfinished degree
Find a cheap 1 bedroom apartment in a low crime area to rent
Apply for US citizenship
Buy up cheap crappy apartments in low crime areas and renovate them to rent them out
Escortcel in my country till I am allowed entry
Arrive in america (likely years later, its gonna take a while for approval I'm sure)
Start up a business, start saving up US currency, make investments, especially in stocks
When I get around $250,000+ US, retire to a country where its feasible

I would go straight to said country with my currency, but lets be real, having US currency makes life easier, your money is more likely to be accepted, and having american citizenship is useful
 

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