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Seahorsecel
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Let's assume that every child showers for the first time at 6 months of age
Age 1-6 will probably be warm showers by mom, we won't be counting that
What counts as ascension?
Getting laid (consensually)
The average man looses his virginity at around 17-18 years of age
18-6 = 12
12x365 = 4380
This is assuming that you shower once a day.
Let's say you shower twice a day (which is recommended btw)
4380x2 = 8760
The average man takes 7 sick days a year
7x12 = 84
84x2 = 168
Let's deduct the sick days
8760 - 168 = 8592
Let's say that the average kid gets 16 weeks off annual school holiday
16x7 = 112
112x12 = 1344
1344x2 = 2688
8592-2688 = 5904
So, it takes on average 5904 cold showers to get laid
Age 1-6 will probably be warm showers by mom, we won't be counting that
What counts as ascension?
Getting laid (consensually)
The average man looses his virginity at around 17-18 years of age
18-6 = 12
12x365 = 4380
This is assuming that you shower once a day.
Let's say you shower twice a day (which is recommended btw)
4380x2 = 8760
The average man takes 7 sick days a year
7x12 = 84
84x2 = 168
Let's deduct the sick days
8760 - 168 = 8592
Let's say that the average kid gets 16 weeks off annual school holiday
16x7 = 112
112x12 = 1344
1344x2 = 2688
8592-2688 = 5904
So, it takes on average 5904 cold showers to get laid