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ok so i was on shift at the grocery store i work at and had a few minutes until i clocked off.
i went outside to take some trash out and i see a foid walking down the street towards the store.
she was a skinny noodlefoid who looked about the same age as me. she was very cute and wore glasses.
when i went back inside i got called to the checkout registers, and guess who i see waiting to be served.
yes, you guessed correctly. the same noodlefoid.
she looked even better up close. she was about 5'4, small framed and youthful face.
she bought a coke and a pack of chips or some shit like that.
she was friendly and had a very soft voice.
so anyway she paid for her stuff and it was time for me to clock off, and i had an idea.
i saw what could be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i quickly grabbed my phone and keys from the staff room and went out to my car, hoping she would walk past the same way.
i thought i could offer to drive her home, talk to her and maybe get her number.
i stood next to my car for my car for a few minutes waiting to see if she would walk past .
she didnt.
i got into my car and just sat there there for a while, feeling a depressive episode rapidly approaching.
she must have walked out in a different direction, or maybe i just wasnt quick enough.
my opportunity was gone.
i drive home, sat down at my laptop and opened incels.is
brutal
i went outside to take some trash out and i see a foid walking down the street towards the store.
she was a skinny noodlefoid who looked about the same age as me. she was very cute and wore glasses.
when i went back inside i got called to the checkout registers, and guess who i see waiting to be served.
yes, you guessed correctly. the same noodlefoid.
she looked even better up close. she was about 5'4, small framed and youthful face.
she bought a coke and a pack of chips or some shit like that.
she was friendly and had a very soft voice.
so anyway she paid for her stuff and it was time for me to clock off, and i had an idea.
i saw what could be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i quickly grabbed my phone and keys from the staff room and went out to my car, hoping she would walk past the same way.
i thought i could offer to drive her home, talk to her and maybe get her number.
i stood next to my car for my car for a few minutes waiting to see if she would walk past .
she didnt.
i got into my car and just sat there there for a while, feeling a depressive episode rapidly approaching.
she must have walked out in a different direction, or maybe i just wasnt quick enough.
my opportunity was gone.
i drive home, sat down at my laptop and opened incels.is
brutal