SuicideFuel Brutal kisspill: why you need girls for a healthy microbiome

[Personalityinkwell]

What is the most important thing that mates subconsciously seek out in each other...

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A UNIQUE IMMUNE SYSTEM

This is something that you subconsciously know. Why is it instinct for people who are sexually attracted to each other to want to kiss? Is it just a coincidence? Societal programming?

NOPE

it’s to suckle all the sweet enzymes and shit and build a strong immune system.

so in short if you’re not tongue kissing bitches on the daily you’re basically unhealthy af

sources:

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https://microbiomejournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/2049-2618-2-41

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https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/11/17/364054843/whats-in-his-kiss-80-million-bacteria.

 

[Irredeemable]

I suppose my immune system will decay into that of a hiv-ridden faggot's.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I suppose my immune system will decay into that of a hiv-ridden faggot's.

 

[tulasdanslos]

I'm adamantly anti-kiss. Jomon tribes and sub-Saharan Africans never kissed until late 18th century. It's just a stupid ass Eurocentric thing that was benefitial for (((them))) to export to the whole world.

Kissing also depends on chemicals and shit, incels taste worse than Chads. Another reason not to ever kiss.

 

[Koruga]

I guess kissing prostitutes worked.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I guess kissing prostitutes worked.

just kiss a whore who sucked a bunch of dicks that day theory

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I guess kissing prostitutes worked.

I'm adamantly anti-kiss. Jomon tribes and sub-Saharan Africans never kissed until late 18th century. It's just a stupid ass Eurocentric thing that was benefitial for (((them))) to export to the whole world.

Kissing also depends on chemicals and shit, incels taste worse than Chads. Another reason not to ever kiss.

 

[epillepsy]

Your Baby's Leftover DNA Is Making You Stronger

Microchimerism, a phenomenon in which women harbor residual fetal cells from their children long after they've given birth, may come with significant health advantages.

www.theatlantic.com

Somewhat related.
An article that implies that roasties should get abortions to improve their immune system.

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM INKWELL

 

[Koruga]

just kiss a whore who sucked a bunch of dicks that day theory

Imagine thinking that people in general are neat . An analogy to this is how some women are with chads with disgusting habits, but they let it go because of their appearance. If the whore is very hot, I could not care less.

 

[Tenshi]

I'm adamantly anti-kiss. Jomon tribes and sub-Saharan Africans never kissed until late 18th century. It's just a stupid ass Eurocentric thing that was benefitial for (((them))) to export to the whole world.

Kissing also depends on chemicals and shit, incels taste worse than Chads. Another reason not to ever kiss.

it's a really weird thing to do when you think about it, I remember once reading an article where they showed what's kissing is to a bunch of amazon tribes and they found it very disgusting.

 

[epillepsy]

I take probiotics sometimes.
That might have the same effect as kissing.

 

[BITG]

Tongue kisses me

 

[Deleted member 29351]

Kissing is gross af and if the girl isn’t a virgin (statistically around 90% most likely) it’s kind of gay aswell. Not gonna say it, but being KHHV sounds kind of better while looking at this jif in your post. At least you’re not getting dirty whoregerms like this. Also giving “head” to a female is HOLYFUCKINGSHIT level of disgusting and I’d rather take a bullet than do this disgusting act.

 

[Ropemaxx]

BRUTAL

 

[dirtykombatcel]

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM INKWELL

 

[Neggr]

I'm adamantly anti-kiss. Jomon tribes and sub-Saharan Africans never kissed until late 18th century. It's just a stupid ass Eurocentric thing that was benefitial for (((them))) to export to the whole world.

Kissing also depends on chemicals and shit, incels taste worse than Chads. Another reason not to ever kiss.

 

[Blackcel rigth wing]

so in short if you’re not tongue kissing bitches on the daily you’re basically unhealthy af

Nah only ugly, I never get sick or should I say rarely.
Good looks don’t necessarily mean a better immune system.
It’s you face lol at thinking foids are some type of health scanner.

 

[Emba]

There's no kiss for my immunity!
There's no kiss for my immunity!

 

[PPEcel]

Fascinating

 

[Deleted member 24293]

I suppose my immune system will decay into that of a hiv-ridden faggot's.

Same here. I'll probably die before I reach age 35

 

[Irredeemable]

Fascinating

Have you kissed an escort?

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

article sounds pretty jewish ngl never had the urge to lick some bitches tongue nglngl

 

[Mecoja]

Just lick a toilet seat.

 

[PPEcel]

Have you kissed an escort?

Yes

 

[orchis]

Kissing also makes you NT.

https://looksmax.org/threads/cure-for-autism-found-nsfw-citations-provided-end-of-autism.2037/

 

[ReconElement]

BROOTAL

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I swear I've already seen this thread before

 

[omegauprising]

chad only

 

[Irredeemable]

Yes

Yummy and Tasty.

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Joking, I’m not that bold.

 

[Autismus Maximus]

I kiss my cat. I absorb the feline microbiome, become one with the apex predator of its weight class. My immune system is strong and infused with toxoplasmosis.

Best thing you can expect from a foid is all three types of hepatitis, herpes and gonorrhea.

 

[Studiocel]

What if you kiss dudes instead

 

[SryMyEnglish]

brag ngl

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I kiss my cat. I absorb the feline microbiome, become one with the apex predator of its weight class. My immune system is strong and infused with toxoplasmosis.

Best thing you can expect from a foid is all three types of hepatitis, herpes and gonorrhea.

ded srs?

brag ngl

what?

I guess kissing prostitutes worked.

@PPEcel lifefuel for you

 

[PPEcel]

@PPEcel lifefuel for you

well, i don't spend money on whores just so i can have better gut bacteria

 

[Autismus Maximus]

ded srs?

@PPEcel lifefuel for you

Only 80% serious, but with how much I love my cat, I'm sure I share some microbiome with her.

 

[The Abyss]

Fecal transplant costs like 6k in UK, for literally shit, God damn rich cunts pricing everything up yo.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Maybe that's why I am suffering from autoimmune diseases. My own immune system going ER on me for not exchanging microbiomes.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

just kiss a whore who sucked a bunch of dicks that day theory

Just imagine the incredible boost in their immune system

 

[Reprobus]

I take probiotics sometimes.
That might have the same effect as kissing.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

There's no kiss for my immunity!