When I was a kid, my favourite show was "Chowder" and I thought I could relate to the little fat ugly bastard (keep in mind I was a child with no concept of the evils of women but I knew I was ugly) and it was a really good show until that pink bunny bitch popped on screen and somehow had this super obsessive crush on chowder. The one I related to. I seriously couldn't watch the show at like 8-9 years of age simply because the show was too damn brutal. All I wanted was for a girl to be so madly in love with me like that pink bunny loved chowder 
Only recently from a YouTube compilation do I find out that I was gaspatcho all along, with an overbearing and judgemental mother.
Only recently from a YouTube compilation do I find out that I was gaspatcho all along, with an overbearing and judgemental mother.
