ONION BURPS
Most men die at 27 — We just bury them at 72
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Just remembered this brootal childhood memory.
In elementary school, 4th grade in this case, the teachers would put the desks in groups of four, all facing each other. In my group of four was this foid I had a huge crush on, her name was Mackenzie.
Side note, when we were in 1st grade during silent reading time, I would pretend to be reading while watching her out of the corner of my eye from across the room and turn my page whenever she would some trucel version of flirting or something idek.
I was so down bad for M... She looked like young Lindsey Lohan. Shi, I would watch The Parent Trap on repeat gushing over Lohan JFL
Anyway, one day before school ended, one of the bully kids of the class who I didn't like (he was a loud mouth faggot) came up to our group of desks and started fucking with M. Stupid kid shit like throwing pieces of paper on her and stuff. She was the cutest girl in the school, so I'm sure he had a crush on her as well.
I was minding my business, packing my shit up when he started singing that " (name) and (name) are sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g " song referencing me and M. He just kept repeating it for some reason.
Finally she kinda blew up and yelled "He's (me) ugly, and so are you." My fucking heart dropped. The kids at my table started snickering. I kinda blacked out what happened next. I was so defeated on the walk home. Head down and kicking rocks the entire 4 blocks back to my place. I was a chubby cel back then, too. Pure subhumanity.
In elementary school, 4th grade in this case, the teachers would put the desks in groups of four, all facing each other. In my group of four was this foid I had a huge crush on, her name was Mackenzie.
Side note, when we were in 1st grade during silent reading time, I would pretend to be reading while watching her out of the corner of my eye from across the room and turn my page whenever she would some trucel version of flirting or something idek.
I was so down bad for M... She looked like young Lindsey Lohan. Shi, I would watch The Parent Trap on repeat gushing over Lohan JFL
Anyway, one day before school ended, one of the bully kids of the class who I didn't like (he was a loud mouth faggot) came up to our group of desks and started fucking with M. Stupid kid shit like throwing pieces of paper on her and stuff. She was the cutest girl in the school, so I'm sure he had a crush on her as well.
I was minding my business, packing my shit up when he started singing that " (name) and (name) are sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g " song referencing me and M. He just kept repeating it for some reason.
Finally she kinda blew up and yelled "He's (me) ugly, and so are you." My fucking heart dropped. The kids at my table started snickering. I kinda blacked out what happened next. I was so defeated on the walk home. Head down and kicking rocks the entire 4 blocks back to my place. I was a chubby cel back then, too. Pure subhumanity.
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