We all know about bonesmashing right? In boxing, not only do you experience bonesmashing, you get paid for it.
Then go box, what are you waiting for?
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Getting hit in the face makes you uglier. The first things to go are the ears, which become cauliflower-shaped. Though boxers do look better than average, mostly because they are in very good physical shape.
Most good boxers have chad genetics to start with. If you don't have chad genetics and you go into boxing your fragile body and face will just get further ruined and you'll get brain damaged.
only boxers who go pro get paid and there is a risk to become disabled for life.
I dunno why but I feel you're the youngest user here. Are you 11yr kid?
I love boxing and sometimes fantasize about being a boxer, but your nose will become deformed. It's unavoidable. I already have a big nose, I don't need it to become deformed as well.
Successful fighters look good because of natural selection. Only the ones with a strong skull make it far in the sport. If you look at ufc fighters they almost all have strong zyggos and deep set eyes.
I'm not even talking about successful fighters. Go to your local boxing gym. A serious gym that produces boxers, not a fitness boxing class. The more advanced guys who have been doing it for some years, they are well above-average in looks. These guys would never have had to have a fight or even a hard sparring match, you do most of your learning in light sparring anyway, so bones are not a filter yet.
My explanation is that they're in excellent shape, which they are, and that specifically fighting raises your testosterone much more than other kinds of exercise. Lifting will help a little, but training to fight is the biggest natural testosterone boost I've found.
It's possible that wide zyggos and deep set eyes somehow correlate with overall fighting ability. And the ones who are good at fighting will find it more fun and therefore pursue their sport longer than someone who is naturally bad at it.
And there is another thing which is an effect from bonesmashing. You only need light punches to the face to cause quite significant swelling. I started smashing my face once a week and I gain a few millimeters of swelling in all the right areas.
I hope you're right about the testosterone boost though because I will be joining martial arts classes. I just hope the cortisol from being around people who don't like me won't negate the positive effects on testosterone.
Healed broken noses add masculinity to a face too, can bump you up by like 2 point to max
These are both fanciful explanations that serve to do nothing but try to larp like a rationalist labcoat. If there are fighting genes, we've all got them, because history is very very bloody and winning a battle usually meant the winners get to rape every woman in the losers' city. It is a shockingly level playing field, or fighting techniques wouldn't be needed and training wouldn't exist.
It's very very real. And while people are gay, the fact that your presence there contributes to others' learning will predispose them toward liking you. Unless they're foids, then forget about it. Don't be in a martial arts class where foids are more than a tiny minority.
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