"Hey inkwels, why do you regret missing out on having fun in your youth? Life just gets better and better! Life starts at 30/40/50!"
I'm almost 38, and let me tell you, life definitely does not get better with age.
Even if you were to ascend (which becomes less and less likely with age), it would be less and less enjoyable.
Want to have sex? Aside from the fact that you're older, grayer, and (even) uglier, you'll probably throw your lower back out.
Want to music cope? Too bad you don't hear like you used to.
Want to cope with visual art or something? Too bad you don't see like you used to. But hey, the various floaters that become more and more common in your vision every year will add to whatever you're looking at.
A lot of incels talk about having rotting teeth. Well, try actually taking care of your teeth and having more and more excruciating teeth cleanings because your gums are receding with age and your enamel is thinning.
Want to sleep cope? Well, better wait at least a few hours after you eat, because you run the risk of waking up with vomit in your mouth from GERD.
Even your sense of taste diminishes eventually.
The older you get, the less likely you are to make friends. Everyone your age is married, aside from fellow incels. Married couples do not hang out with single people. They hang out with other married couples.
Have a life-threatening condition or illness? Want to get treatment? Too bad you're single and your 2.5 incel friends are busy working. Looks like you're stuck at the hospital.
Get some hobbiezzzzzzzz? Remember that your potential in most things declines in your 30s. You'll quickly reach your limited potential and realize that doing it is depressing.
And no, it's not better rotting away in your apartment when you "have money" than living at home when you were younger. That's assuming you can even wagecuck. Most people can't. This is capitalism. People hate their jobs, and they hate their lack of income even more. Most Americans live paycheck to paycheck. Only most of them at least have copes with their wife and kids. You don't.
You do NOT have "plenty of time." You have a few years to enjoy life, and then it's all downhill after that.
If you're a teenager, you need a girlfriend yesterday.
Because if you don't get those "terriblez" high school relationships out of the way, when are you going to? Never. That's the answer.
I'm almost 38, and let me tell you, life definitely does not get better with age.
Even if you were to ascend (which becomes less and less likely with age), it would be less and less enjoyable.
Want to have sex? Aside from the fact that you're older, grayer, and (even) uglier, you'll probably throw your lower back out.
Want to music cope? Too bad you don't hear like you used to.
Want to cope with visual art or something? Too bad you don't see like you used to. But hey, the various floaters that become more and more common in your vision every year will add to whatever you're looking at.
A lot of incels talk about having rotting teeth. Well, try actually taking care of your teeth and having more and more excruciating teeth cleanings because your gums are receding with age and your enamel is thinning.
Want to sleep cope? Well, better wait at least a few hours after you eat, because you run the risk of waking up with vomit in your mouth from GERD.
Even your sense of taste diminishes eventually.
The older you get, the less likely you are to make friends. Everyone your age is married, aside from fellow incels. Married couples do not hang out with single people. They hang out with other married couples.
Have a life-threatening condition or illness? Want to get treatment? Too bad you're single and your 2.5 incel friends are busy working. Looks like you're stuck at the hospital.
Get some hobbiezzzzzzzz? Remember that your potential in most things declines in your 30s. You'll quickly reach your limited potential and realize that doing it is depressing.
And no, it's not better rotting away in your apartment when you "have money" than living at home when you were younger. That's assuming you can even wagecuck. Most people can't. This is capitalism. People hate their jobs, and they hate their lack of income even more. Most Americans live paycheck to paycheck. Only most of them at least have copes with their wife and kids. You don't.
You do NOT have "plenty of time." You have a few years to enjoy life, and then it's all downhill after that.
If you're a teenager, you need a girlfriend yesterday.
Because if you don't get those "terriblez" high school relationships out of the way, when are you going to? Never. That's the answer.
