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[DoomThreeKoala]

View: https://reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1ock70z/my_boyfriend_has_a_small_dick/

I used to think it would be a problem before I met him (hypothetically) - thinking I would probably never be satisfied, and women who are must be able to cum really easily. I was naive, and I wrong. I was surprised just how wrong I was. We have a great sex life and I like him very much. There really are ways to get to mutual satisfaction guys, and it makes it more interesting anyway. He jokes about it every now and then but I assure him there’s absolutely no problem and he’s being silly, because there isn’t. I’d say utilise toys and getting to know each other really well. A lot of sensuality begins in the mind too, on your connection. Don’t live a miserable life fellas when you don’t need to. Be confident and choose your partners well

Pure and utter drivel. This person is 1000% larping. Shalom IT.
@LastGerman You know what to do.

 

[LastGerman]

View: https://reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1ock70z/my_boyfriend_has_a_small_dick/



Pure and utter drivel. This person is 1000% larping. Shalom IT.
@LastGerman You know what to do.

I have read it but I am not able to comment it on Reddit because I am banned for the Reddit section of Smalldickproblems. I will address it here.

I used to think it would be a problem before I met him (hypothetically)

She goes specifically to the Reddit section of Smalldickproblems and makes a thread about it. She makes a thread about her boyfriend's small penis.

thinking I would probably never be satisfied, and women who are must be able to cum really easily.

Let us see how "satisfied" she really is.

I was naive, and I wrong.

No you were not naive or wrong about that. You are right about it. You are wrong for making such a thread and gaslighting and lying to men.

I was surprised just how wrong I was.

No, you were not wrong about it.

We have a great sex life and I like him very much.

Is that so?

There really are ways to get to mutual satisfaction guys, and it makes it more interesting anyway.

There is? Tell us more about that.

He jokes about it every now and then but I assure him there’s absolutely no problem and he’s being silly, because there isn’t.

Is that the so called "mutual satisfaction" she is talking about? He making jokes about himself. It is humiliating and he knows it. There is no man with a big penis who does the same thing. No man with a big penis makes jokes about himself having a big penis.

I’d say utilise toys and getting to know each other really well.

Is this the "mutual satifaction" she has talked about before? Utilising toys? Replacing the men and his useless small penis with a piece of plastic. She is using toys because he has a small penis. She is making the point for me.

A lot of sensuality begins in the mind too, on your connection.

It begins with all the attributes that are needed in order to experience it in the first place.

Don’t live a miserable life fellas when you don’t need to.

And here comes the typical platitudes. Nobody is making a decision to "live a miserable life when you do not need to". This is not a decision. This is based on a mere observation of what is. I do not want to have a small penis. Having a small penis is miserable. Having a small penis is emasculating and humiliating. I want to have a big penis. This is what I so desperately desire.

Be confident and choose your partners well

More empty platitudes. "Be confident" and "choose your partners well". I am not choosing. "Confidence" does not just appear out of nowhere. It is based on biological traits. You are only able to be "confident" if you have a big penis.

Men also do not want "partners". We want a female or multiple females. This is what I want. But it is impossible. You are only able to experience pleasure and joy in life if you have a big penis. If not your life will be devoid of it.


I will also address some comments as well:

bigbluffz
•vor 18 Std.

He's either really lucky to have you or really good at it

No, he is not lucky. First of, she is using toys and she basically is replacing him. His small penis is being replaced by a piece of plastic. How is he lucky? How is he really good at it? He has a small penis, so he is not lucky and also not really good at it.

redheadtx
•vor 17 Std.

My BF is small too, and I love everything about it. He enjoys what he has, he may joke too.

Another female that comes specifically to the Reddit section of Smalldickproblems and let everyone else know that her boyfriend has a small penis. She also says, that he enjoys what he has. How does she know that? She will never be able to understand it. She will never be able to relate. She is just speaking for his behalf here. Is not it funny, that he also makes jokes about his small penis? He knows that it is humiliating. A small penis is not something that men wants. It is something that females and even men make fun of. It is an undesirable trait that nobody wants.

Again, do men with big penises "humiliate" themselves for having a big penis? No, because it does not exist. Having a big penis is not humiliating. Having a big penis is a blessing.

Economy_Spirit2125
Poster*in•vor 17 Std.


It would be pretty good, but why not make it better for both of us? We use the rose vibrator because it doesn’t get in the way and he can control it, and he likes a vibrating cock ring too as it helps him maintain his erectjon and it feels good to him. Sometimes we don’t use anything, especially in the mornings.
We have a really great connection and because of that, it’s been easier for me to orgasm with him than with anyone else, honestly. He’s just such a good person too. I’m really happy I met him and before I did, he went a year without sleeping with anyone and I went a few, just both waiting I suppose. I made the first move after thinking he definitely wouldn’t be interested. We’ve already booked 3 holidays together and I’ve met his entire family. Don’t be fearful, take your shots

It would be pretty good? Then why use toys in the first place? How does using toys make it better for both of them? She also speaks for his behalf, saying it feels good to him. How does she know? Then she really says to not be fearful and take your shots? He also went a year wiuthout having coitus and then she says at the end that do not be fearful and take your shots.

I barely even fap. I do not want to look at it. It is humiliating and emasculating.

 

[H8mychudlife]

I have read it but I am not able to comment it on Reddit because I am banned for the Reddit section of Smalldickproblems. I will address it here.



She goes specifically to the Reddit section of Smalldickproblems and makes a thread about it. She makes a thread about her boyfriend's small penis.



Let us see how "satisfied" she really is.



No you were not naive or wrong about that. You are right about it. You are wrong for making such a thread and gaslighting and lying to men.



No, you were not wrong about it.



Is that so?



There is? Tell us more about that.



Is that the so called "mutual satisfaction" she is talking about? He making jokes about himself. It is humiliating and he knows it. There is no man with a big penis who does the same thing. No man with a big penis makes jokes about himself having a big penis.



Is this the "mutual satifaction" she has talked about before? Utilising toys? Replacing the men and his useless small penis with a piece of plastic. She is using toys because he has a small penis. She is making the point for me.



It begins with all the attributes that are needed in order to experience it in the first place.



And here comes the typical platitudes. Nobody is making a decision to "live a miserable life when you do not need to". This is not a decision. This is based on a mere observation of what is. I do not want to have a small penis. Having a small penis is miserable. Having a small penis is emasculating and humiliating. I want to have a big penis. This is what I so desperately desire.



More empty platitudes. "Be confident" and "choose your partners well". I am not choosing. "Confidence" does not just appear out of nowhere. It is based on biological traits. You are only able to be "confident" if you have a big penis.

Men also do not want "partners". We want a female or multiple females. This is what I want. But it is impossible. You are only able to experience pleasure and joy in life if you have a big penis. If not your life will be devoid of it.


I will also address some comments as well:


No, he is not lucky. First of, she is using toys and she basically is replacing him. His small penis is being replaced by a piece of plastic. How is he lucky? How is he really good at it? He has a small penis, so he is not lucky and also not really good at it.



Another female that comes specifically to the Reddit section of Smalldickproblems and let everyone else know that her boyfriend has a small penis. She also says, that he enjoys what he has. How does she know that? She will never be able to understand it. She will never be able to relate. She is just speaking for his behalf here. Is not it funny, that he also makes jokes about his small penis? He knows that it is humiliating. A small penis is not something that men wants. It is something that females and even men make fun of. It is an undesirable trait that nobody wants.

Again, do men with big penises "humiliate" themselves for having a big penis? No, because it does not exist. Having a big penis is not humiliating. Having a big penis is a blessing.



It would be pretty good? Then why use toys in the first place? How does using toys make it better for both of them? She also speaks for his behalf, saying it feels good to him. How does she know? Then she really says to not be fearful and take your shots? He also went a year wiuthout having coitus and then she says at the end that do not be fearful and take your shots.

I barely even fap. I do not want to look at it. It is humiliating and emasculating.

Reading this is ropefuel. Gurantee they are actually supplementing with chads bwc when the man isn't around

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Reading this is ropefuel. Gurantee they are actually supplementing with chads bwc when the man isn't around

 

[LastGerman]

View: https://reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1ock70z/my_boyfriend_has_a_small_dick/



Pure and utter drivel. This person is 1000% larping. Shalom IT.
@LastGerman You know what to do.

By the way, this now has 186 upvotes. Why? Why do people upvote this?

 

[Sperg Abomination]

By the way, this now has 186 upvotes. Why? Why do people upvote this?

because reddit

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

because reddit

 

[BricABrac]

By the way, this now has 186 upvotes. Why? Why do people upvote this?

Just wear a chastity cage and strapon fuck your girlfriend because your dick is too pathetic theory.

 

[ColderManTruce]

Bluepillers are cucks.

 

[MacheteRape]

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