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LDAR Blowjobs are too dangerous mangos

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Like your dick is in her mouth fam. It's literally sitting in spring loaded bear trap.

She could easily bite it off if she feels like it.

How did nobody else think of that before mang.

What if she finds out mid head that im a legend on inklers.is
 
Sexhaver problems
 
@Uncle Wulf thoughts banned greynika?
 
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A problem I will never have to worry about
 
That's why you go for grannies without teeth :bigbrain:
 
yea i had this thought too
 
Good thing I’m safe from this.
 
That's definitely something I think about multiple times a day, these what ifs man they always end up destroying our romantic prospects
 
the volatile and rude types always end up on the list I need to do some research into this so I don't list the wrong users :feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe:
 
My gf and I were joking about this yesterday during my annual bj… ROFL!!!
 
Blowjobs are jewish porn psyop
 
Chad throatfucks them till they choke to death and the thought never crosses their mind.

That actually happens, someone posted it here before lol.
 
I can picture myself punching the bitch as hard as possible but what if shes like a pitbull that doesnt let go.

Rip dickcels mang
 
That’s why you gotta record it so she won’t try anything funny
Also helps to have a 9incher
 
My doll's mouth is just squishy TPE. Yay! Plus, I can unscrew her head and travel light.
 
If I ever ascended I would never ask for a BJ, I also wouldn't want to kiss her after she sucks my dick so it's better if she doesn't do it at all
 
Sexhaver problems
 
Well shit. I'm getting flashbacks from Dredd now. JFC.
 
Escortcels problems
 
That was wordplay, right? :feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe:

But yeah, I didn't need reminding about the "bite" scene. :fuk:
Worked both ways :bigbrain:

I remember watching like the end of it on tv.

I need to watch it fully again.
 
Worked both ways :bigbrain:

I remember watching like the end of it on tv.

I need to watch it fully again.
:feelsthink:

Pretty decent movie. I actually quite like the Stallone one as well, even though it tends to get overlooked.
 
Yup. Pretty uncomfortable when you think about it that way. She gets angry enough, and your dick is gone:shock:. Crazy that there are feminists and "male allies" who actually think it's degrading for the woman or whatever:feelshaha::rolleyes:.
 
Yup. Pretty uncomfortable when you think about it that way. She gets angry enough, and your dick is gone:shock:. Crazy that there are feminists and "male allies" who actually think it's degrading for the woman or whatever:feelshaha::rolleyes:.
Fuck mang, i might have to look for a feminisit gf now who does NOT give head because its degregor
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To keep my peace of mind peacefully minded mang.

Ill act like im annoyed she doesnt give bjs but deep down ill be like "hell yea mango, it'll all going according to plango"

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(IN VIDEO GAMES)
 
this is one of my biggest fears luckily i likely wont have to face it
 

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