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Serious Blackpill is a scam! I ascended aftER following the advice of IncelTears.

IncelKing

IncelKing

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Throughout my youth, I saw all the men who were tall and good-looking getting girls, whereas I reached the age of 25 as a Kissless Virgin and I thought it had something to do with the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry janitor/toilet cleanER.

I came to the inevitable conclusion that it’s because women are superficial whores who are attracted to looks.

Then one day I stumbled upon IncelTears and I came across some life-changing advice.

In accordance to the advice of IncelTears, I started to take more showERs (10 showERs evERy day). I attended DAILY thERapy sessions, I took some online classes on feminism and worked on improving my pERsonality. I even followed Jordan Petersons advice and cleaned my room.

After a month of following such advice, I decided to try my luck at the local nightclub. The moment I entERed the club, I could sense a change in atmosphere.

All of a sudden, all eyes turned on me. Stacies who were with their chad fuck-buddies, abandoned their chads and came running to me. They were fighting each othER to dance with me, but I told them “take it easy ladies, one at a time”.

at the end of the night, when the club had closed and it was time to go home, I had gotten the numbERs of 30 Stacies.

there were too many of them for me to handle, so I picked 2 of the Stacies to take home with me, they were blonde with big tits and ass.

I had to tell them that I couldn’t afford to take them to a 5-star hotel because I was a poor broke-fag janitor/toilet-cleaner, they said they didn’t mind, so we went back to my parents basement while my parents were sleeping.

When we arrived at the basement, I took out my 3-inch curry micropenis and both Stacies immediately started salivating. They were drooling like thirsty dogs for my little curry dick, and being the polite gentleman that I am, I fulfilled their desires and gave them what they wanted.

It was an amazing expERience. At the end I asked them why they were attracted to me despite the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry poor-fag.

They said that the moment I walked in the club, their pERsonality detectERs immediately detected my good pERsonality. They used their telepathic powERs and mind-reading skills to discovER the fact that I take regular showERs, that I attend regular thERapy sessions etc.

So you see? You stupid incels, all you have to do is follow IncelTears’ advice, and you’ll be slaying pussy just like me.

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, man up, clean your room etc. if you want to attract the ladies. Blackpill is nonsense, looks don’t mattER

If you want furthER advice, I have created an online course for the vERy cheap price of $100 per month, in which I reveal all of my pussy-slaying secrets. Please feel free to reach out to me if intERested in my special course. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, don’t miss out!

Anyone on this forum who wants to join me in leaving the toxic echochambERs of incel forums, I welcome you with open arms and a loving heart.

And as for anyone else who wants to remain a hateful, misogynistic, toxic incel. My message is, go fuck yourself! Fuck all of you stupid incel pieces of shit, I hope you get tortured and murdERed. That’s what you desERve for being so hateful instead of being a kind and loving gentleman like me.

@Transcended Trucel
 
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I was about to make my own april fools joke but its already the 2nd of April where i live lol.
 
Thank you for sharing your experience with us king. I still have a long way to go.
 
Throughout my youth, I saw all the men who were tall and good-looking getting girls, whereas I reached the age of 25 as a Kissless Virgin and I thought it had something to do with the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry janitor/toilet cleanER.

I came to the inevitable conclusion that it’s because women are superficial whores who are attracted to looks.

Then one day I stumbled upon IncelTears and I came across some life-changing advice.

In accordance to the advice of IncelTears, I started to take more showERs (10 showERs evERy day). I attended DAILY thERapy sessions, I took some online classes on feminism and worked on improving my pERsonality. I even followed Jordan Petersons advice and cleaned my room.

After a month of following such advice, I decided to try my luck at the local nightclub. The moment I entERed the club, I could sense a change in atmosphere.

All of a sudden, all eyes turned on me. Stacies who were with their chad fuck-buddies, abandoned their chads and came running to me. They were fighting each othER to dance with me, but I told them “take it easy ladies, one at a time”.

at the end of the night, when the club had closed and it was time to go home, I had gotten the numbERs of 30 Stacies.

there were too many of them for me to handle, so I picked 2 of the Stacies to take home with me, they were blonde with big tits and ass.

I had to tell them that I couldn’t afford to take them to a 5-star hotel because I was a poor broke-fag janitor/toilet-cleaner, they said they didn’t mind, so we went back to my parents basement while my parents were sleeping.

When we arrived at the basement, I took out my 3-inch curry micropenis and both Stacies immediately started salivating. They were drooling like thirsty dogs for my little curry dick, and being the polite gentleman that I am, I fulfilled their desires and gave them what they wanted.

It was an amazing expERience. At the end I asked them why they were attracted to me despite the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry poor-fag.

They said that the moment I walked in the club, their pERsonality detectERs immediately detected my good pERsonality. They used their telepathic powERs and mind-reading skills to discovER the fact that I take regular showERs, that I attend regular thERapy sessions etc.

So you see? You stupid incels, all you have to do is follow IncelTears’ advice, and you’ll be slaying pussy just like me.

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, man up, clean your room etc. if you want to attract the ladies. Blackpill is a nonsense, looks don’t mattER

If you want further advice, I have created an online course for the vERy cheap price of $100 per month, in which I reveal all of my pussy-slaying secrets. Please feel free to reach out to me if intERested in my special course. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, don’t miss out!

Anyone on this forum who wants to join me in leaving the toxic echochambERs of incel forums, I welcome you with open arms and a loving heart.

And as for anyone else who wants to remain a hateful, misogynistic, toxic incel. My message is, go fuck yourself! Fuck all of you stupid incel pieces of shit, I hope you get tortured and murdERed. That’s what you desERve for being so hateful instead of being a kind and loving gentleman like me.

@Transcended Trucel
Fuck you for shitting on us, Fuck off this forum sexhaver!
 
Stay soy, king.
 
Fuck you for shitting on us, Fuck off this forum sexhaver!

Fuck you, you dumb incel trash. Incels are scum!

Being an incel is YOUR FAULT if you were born short, it’s YOUR FAULT if you were born ugly, it’s YOUR FAULT if you were born autistic.

Being an incel is all your fault!
 
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Woah, I was told your an OG currycel, Guess not....

Im curry gigachad.

Don’t believe me? Here’s my pic:

1680401762961


I’ll go back to fucking Stacies thanks to my great pERsonality, while you continue rotting!
 
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Low IQ thread and if you post here your a gigachad worshipper.

Me i show disgust, Not gonna worship gigachad.
 
Thank you for sharing your experience with us king. I still have a long way to go.

EvERy journey begins with a single step. Proud of you for recognising that your pERsonality is the problem, that’s the first step towards becoming a professional pussy-fuckER
 
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No NO NO!
This can’t be happening I cannot take being mogged this badly. :feelsohgod:
Mods!!

You’re just jealous of the fact that I have a bettER pERsonality than you.

Keep seething, you triggERed incel cuck
 
Thank you OP for destroying these evil misogynist inkiees with facts and logic
 
Thanks for the laugh
 
Thanks for the laugh

What’s thERe to laugh about?

You don’t believe that I can attract women by using my supERior pERsonality to compensate for the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry toilet-cleanER?

Clearly all those tall handsome chads are with women because those chads have great pERsonality, I don’t care how many scientific research papERs you incels submit to prove the importance of looks, science is misogynistic!

Yes, I understand that thERe is a genERal consensus among the high IQ scientists with univERsity degrees within the science community, that “lookism” is real and that humans judge othERs based on physical appearance (a conclusion they have come to aftER years and years of scientific research), but you SHOULDN’T believe them!

Instead you should believe ME when I say that personality is all that matters, it doesn’t matter if I’m just an uneducated toilet cleaner with zero scientific qualifications (I didn’t even pass grade 7 science), I clearly know MORE about science than those high iq scientists with university degrees.

So yeah, personality matters guys, teehee! Look at me, im so much smartER than those dumb scientists, what do THEY know about science? Haha

Fucking incels are so low iq haha. Look at me im so smart
 
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Thank you OP for destroying these evil misogynist inkiees with facts and logic

It’s my pleasure.

It doesn’t matter how much scientific evidence thERe is behind lookism and how many scientific papERs have been published showing that people judge others based on physical appearance, science is racist/homophobic and misogynistic so fuck science! Science is part of the evil patriarchy!

I will always argue IN FAVOUR of personality being the main criteria by which people are judged by others, because I’m so factual and logical, unlike you incels who believe in “muhhh science”
 
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Would your course help those with down syndrome and retarded to get laid as long as they have good personality?
 
Would your course help those with down syndrome and retarded to get laid as long as they have good personality?

What kind of stupid question is that?

Of course it will help them!

All you need is a positive attitude, kind heart and good pERsonality, and you will succeed with women no mattER how disabled or deformed you are
 
What if someone stuttER so much that people are unable to understand him?
For example: me
 
What if someone stuttER so much that people are unable to understand him?
For example: me

Hmm that’s a d-d-d-difficult question, the way you speak is a part of your personality. So stuttERing will definitely have negative impact on how p-p-p-people pERceive your pERsonality.

But I guess if you just be a good person (which mainly involves donating all of your money to women on only onlyfans), people will not let your stuttERing influence the way they pERceive you.
 
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I will take it one step furthER. I will take 10 showers a day but with cold water. This will increase my masculine aura around me, i will ascend from sub 5 to ssj3
 
That timezone tho
 
I will take it one step furthER. I will take 10 showers a day but with cold water. This will increase my masculine aura around me, i will ascend from sub 5 to ssj3

No, you should not do anything to increase your masculinity

On the contrary, You have to become feminine. You have to inject female hormones (estrogen) into your body and wear dresses.

You have to libERate yourself from the clutches of “toxic masculinity” and the “evil patriarchy”

Good luck, I believe in you brothER
 
No, you should not do anything to increase your masculinity

On the contrary, You have to become feminine. You have to inject female hormones (estrogen) into your body and wear dresses.

You have to libERate yourself from the clutches of “toxic masculinity” and the “evil patriarchy”

Good luck, I believe in you brothER
Actually i changed my mind now, thank you brothER for enlightening me :bluepill:
 
Actually i changed my mind now, thank you brothER for enlightening me :bluepill:

You’re welcome, it’s my pleasure to bring incels out of the dark rabbit hole of the “blackpill”, and reveal to them the ancient mythical secret of “pERsonality” and how everything in life comes down to that.

This is all just introductory information, I have more information in my course. I brought the price down from $100 to $90 per month for a limited time only. Get it for a discounted price while the offER lasts.
 
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Im so proud of you
 
I'm literally dying while reading this.

Only question is how does a toilet-cleaner afford daily therapy sessions?
 
I'm literally dying while reading this.

Only question is how does a toilet-cleaner afford daily therapy sessions?

I learned how to make money from Andrew Tate’s online course “HustlER’s univERsity”. He taught me how to become a professional sex traffickER (in video game).

Just kidding, the govERnment pays for my sessions, it’s state-subsidised for all truecel males so that we comply with the wonderful feminist society like good little boys, I feel so libERated aftER they cut off my dick and made me into a tranny.

If you don’t embrace being a faggot and a tranny, you’re a transphobic homophobic bigot who should be tortured to death for not being tolERant and accepting of othERs
 
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Throughout my youth, I saw all the men who were tall and good-looking getting girls, whereas I reached the age of 25 as a Kissless Virgin and I thought it had something to do with the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry janitor/toilet cleanER.

I came to the inevitable conclusion that it’s because women are superficial whores who are attracted to looks.

Then one day I stumbled upon IncelTears and I came across some life-changing advice.

In accordance to the advice of IncelTears, I started to take more showERs (10 showERs evERy day). I attended DAILY thERapy sessions, I took some online classes on feminism and worked on improving my pERsonality. I even followed Jordan Petersons advice and cleaned my room.

After a month of following such advice, I decided to try my luck at the local nightclub. The moment I entERed the club, I could sense a change in atmosphere.

All of a sudden, all eyes turned on me. Stacies who were with their chad fuck-buddies, abandoned their chads and came running to me. They were fighting each othER to dance with me, but I told them “take it easy ladies, one at a time”.

at the end of the night, when the club had closed and it was time to go home, I had gotten the numbERs of 30 Stacies.

there were too many of them for me to handle, so I picked 2 of the Stacies to take home with me, they were blonde with big tits and ass.

I had to tell them that I couldn’t afford to take them to a 5-star hotel because I was a poor broke-fag janitor/toilet-cleaner, they said they didn’t mind, so we went back to my parents basement while my parents were sleeping.

When we arrived at the basement, I took out my 3-inch curry micropenis and both Stacies immediately started salivating. They were drooling like thirsty dogs for my little curry dick, and being the polite gentleman that I am, I fulfilled their desires and gave them what they wanted.

It was an amazing expERience. At the end I asked them why they were attracted to me despite the fact that I’m a 5’2 balding curry poor-fag.

They said that the moment I walked in the club, their pERsonality detectERs immediately detected my good pERsonality. They used their telepathic powERs and mind-reading skills to discovER the fact that I take regular showERs, that I attend regular thERapy sessions etc.

So you see? You stupid incels, all you have to do is follow IncelTears’ advice, and you’ll be slaying pussy just like me.

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, man up, clean your room etc. if you want to attract the ladies. Blackpill is nonsense, looks don’t mattER

If you want furthER advice, I have created an online course for the vERy cheap price of $100 per month, in which I reveal all of my pussy-slaying secrets. Please feel free to reach out to me if intERested in my special course. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, don’t miss out!

Anyone on this forum who wants to join me in leaving the toxic echochambERs of incel forums, I welcome you with open arms and a loving heart.

And as for anyone else who wants to remain a hateful, misogynistic, toxic incel. My message is, go fuck yourself! Fuck all of you stupid incel pieces of shit, I hope you get tortured and murdERed. That’s what you desERve for being so hateful instead of being a kind and loving gentleman like me.

@Transcended Trucel
Epic
 
Completely fucking useless advise. They have no knowledge of the avreage incel besides sub-par characterization memes on reddit where we're supposed to be the punchline.

Most of us aren't basement dwelling, foul smelling boogeymen.

"Look son, the gross incel misogynist has emerged from his cave. If only he took a shower, maybe women wouldn't be so repulsed by him" :feelskek:
 

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