So I’ve been moving around a lot for the last month or so and I’ve unfortunately been flying around a lot because of it. (Fuck Big oil kikes for not letting me use teleportation)
Anyway last night while on a plane I sat next to those dumbass emergency exit doors and while the stupid flight attendants (why do planes even have flight attendants?, btw that’s an honest fucking question) where going over the safety briefing “blah blah wear your fucking seatbelt and don’t be a dumb fag blah blah in case of an emergency you’ll probably die anyway so who cares blah blah am a slut that wears high heels and fishnets with my uniform blah blah”
I swear man every flight attendant is either
> a fucking whore
> a literal gay nigga
> a fat bald dude that looks like the JD Vance meme
Anyway this black Stacey flight attendant and yeah I know most people are probably going to bitch at me for using the Stacey term to describe a black foid but she acted white and had really big boobs despite being skinny. Anyway she said to me “excuse me sweetie you’re sitting in an emergency exit”
I was so mentally fatigued due to going to two different airports and already being on two flights so I didn’t really know what she meant. Then I realized and told her that I was a legal adult, she responded and said she needed verbal confirmation for me. So I said “yes” out loud lol. I don’t know why but I felt like she was speaking a different language to me, again probably because of the dehydration and stress of being a a plane.
You know what’s funny? Despite being in two airports and on two different fights that was literally the only interaction I had with anyone that day that wasn’t my family lol.
Airports are brutal because thousands of people pass by and nobody even takes notice of you.
Anyway last night while on a plane I sat next to those dumbass emergency exit doors and while the stupid flight attendants (why do planes even have flight attendants?, btw that’s an honest fucking question) where going over the safety briefing “blah blah wear your fucking seatbelt and don’t be a dumb fag blah blah in case of an emergency you’ll probably die anyway so who cares blah blah am a slut that wears high heels and fishnets with my uniform blah blah”
I swear man every flight attendant is either
> a fucking whore
> a literal gay nigga
> a fat bald dude that looks like the JD Vance meme
Anyway this black Stacey flight attendant and yeah I know most people are probably going to bitch at me for using the Stacey term to describe a black foid but she acted white and had really big boobs despite being skinny. Anyway she said to me “excuse me sweetie you’re sitting in an emergency exit”
I was so mentally fatigued due to going to two different airports and already being on two flights so I didn’t really know what she meant. Then I realized and told her that I was a legal adult, she responded and said she needed verbal confirmation for me. So I said “yes” out loud lol. I don’t know why but I felt like she was speaking a different language to me, again probably because of the dehydration and stress of being a a plane.
You know what’s funny? Despite being in two airports and on two different fights that was literally the only interaction I had with anyone that day that wasn’t my family lol.
Airports are brutal because thousands of people pass by and nobody even takes notice of you.
