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SuicideFuel Birds, Dogs, and Small children follow me. I fucking resent them.

KingOfInceldia

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They are so fucking annoying.

I can't attract a foid for my life but I can attract everything else especially really fucked up crows/sparrows that never shut the fuck up. It's like they know I had a bird book growing up and memorize almost every species of bird, now they gangstalk me. It's like squirrels from Rick and Morty

STOP MOGGING ME UR AVARIAN DINOSAURS. I KNOW U DONT FUCKING PAY RENT AND YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT,,, ILL MAKE FUCKING FRIED CHICKEN OUT OF YOU U BIRDFAGS :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee:
 
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Jews are watching you through the birds goyim
 
Jews are watching you through the birds goyim
It's fucking ridiculous when I get out of my truck and I have literal idk flock of sparrows on my load.

Like wtf did you congregate on my fucking truck.

I yelled at Canadian geese last week in Chicago for this reason
 


Dogs are the worst with that shit

Their normie dog owners get pissed because the dogs pick up on the fact I have a soul and want to be by me for that reason.

Im not buddy buddy with dogs because I know they will fuck any girlfriend I have, live in my house rent free, and eat all my food

Not even Chads are that successful at mogging subhumans like that.
 
Dogs are the worst with that shit

Their normie dog owners get pissed because the dogs pick up on the fact I have a soul and want to be by me for that reason.
Lol, same
Im not buddy buddy with dogs because I know they will fuck any girlfriend I have,
Whatever you say bro.
@fakecel thoughts?
live in my house rent free, and eat all my food

Not even Chads are that successful at mogging subhumans like that.
 
just childmaxx ☠️☠️☠️☠️
 
dogs attack me on sight, children laugh and point at me, birds shit on me intentionally
 
dogs attack me on sight, children laugh and point at me, birds shit on me intentionally
I'd rather be hated than flattered on a false pretenses, makes it less confusing.

Brutal (((((luck))))) tho
 
Animals I am ok with. They are just animals and don't know any better.
I like some birds, and they never follow me.

Kids I despise because they are Chads' spawns and some maybe from some normies.

They remind me of what I will never have, so fuck them.
Sometimes these stupid kids smile when they look at me.
I remain emotionless though, and just look at them with a dead facial expression.

They either stop smiling and look confused or they start crying, which I enjoy, A LOT.

In general I try to be as antisocial as possible without getting in too much trouble. I really despise most humans, nowadays.

I still have to deal with me co-workers though. Time to moneymaxx and become independent from this job.

They are act overly nice here.
 
Animals I am ok with. They are just animals and don't know any better.
I like some birds, and they never follow me.

Kids I despise because they are Chads' spawns and some maybe from some normies.

They remind me of what I will never have, so fuck them.
Sometimes these stupid kids smile when they look at me.
I remain emotionless though, and just look at them with a dead facial expression.

They either stop smiling and look confused or they start crying, which I enjoy, A LOT.

In general I try to be as antisocial as possible without getting in too much trouble. I really despise most humans, nowadays.

I still have to deal with me co-workers though. Time to moneymaxx and become independent from this job.

They are act overly nice here.

I had to deliver in Amish country yesterday and this kid was just WATCHING me unload for like an hour. It was super low Inhib and Amish folks just don't live (((normal))))) lives to begin with like us, so I can't do anything without being the asshole honestly, kids I won't yell at because of assumed/preserved innocence.

Women and Animals are another ball game tho, animals I love messing with since they are already bothering me and I think realistically half of the time they are doing it to get a rise out of me, so I fuck with them back. It's madness because I'm super low Inhib and just don't give a F anymore. I had a dog following me, in a truck stop parking lot because it was semi stray and I was trying to talk it in coming inside with me so I could get it back home, or somewhere else. (Poor dog had a limp)
 

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