JFL I envy birds

[KingOfInceldia]

Seriously birds are Moggers that just get to fuck off all day and get to move anywhere they want. When it gets cold they just fuck off for winter down south, probably hanging in boomer bird retirement homes, getting drunk on leftover mimosas on the beach. They are always on road just eating cement and barely getting out of the way when driving.

AND THE FUCKING BIRDS FOLLOW ME FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HAD ONE BANGING INTO MY FUCKIN WINDOWS BEFORE IN MY HOUSE AND THEY FUCKING HANG OUT ON MY TRUCK WHEN IM OUT

STOP FUCKING MOGGING ON ME YOU NEXT LEVEL DINOSAURS I FUCKING RESENT YOU

 

[allDead]

I think about this all the time

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I hate how happy the birds sound in the morning when I’m trying to sleep. Like they have no business being that full of life energy. Brutal when birds mog you

 

[Shark]

 

[ignairium]

but most birds don't have dicks, they can't fapmaxx

 

[KingOfInceldia]

I think about this all the time

 

[KingOfInceldia]

but most birds don't have dicks, they can't fapmaxx

Birds can't fapso they the ultimate nofap chads

 

[justuseless]

Yeah but you'd get hunted by chad cats

 

[PersonalityChad]

Brutal birdpill

 

[KingOfInceldia]

I hate how happy the birds sound in the morning when I’m trying to sleep. Like they have no business being that full of life energy. Brutal when birds mog you

They are happy all the time because they are free. Like they are up their flying and they aren't getting pulled over by Bird Police, they just eat whatever all day, no rent, no taxes, and the ultimate Sexhaver specifies just gives to like of them at a time JFL

Just be bird theory is law

 

[KingOfInceldia]

Yeah but you'd get hunted by chad cats

Small price to pay for ultimate freedom.

Also cope, cats see fat and they can't ascend 30 ft into the like birds

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

They are happy all the time because they are free. Like they are up their flying and they aren't getting pulled over by Bird Police, they just eat whatever all day, no rent, no taxes, and the ultimate Sexhaver specifies just gives to like of them at a time JFL

Just be bird theory is law

Yeah, bird lives mog, and the bird pill destroyed me. Brutal

 

[carrot]

Seriously birds are Moggers that just get to fuck off all day and get to move anywhere they want. When it gets cold they just fuck off for winter down south, probably hanging in boomer bird retirement homes, getting drunk on leftover mimosas on the beach. They are always on road just eating cement and barely getting out of the way when driving.

AND THE FUCKING BIRDS FOLLOW ME FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HAD ONE BANGING INTO MY FUCKIN WINDOWS BEFORE IN MY HOUSE AND THEY FUCKING HANG OUT ON MY TRUCK WHEN IM OUT

STOP FUCKING MOGGING ON ME YOU NEXT LEVEL DINOSAURS I FUCKING RESENT YOU

Wish I could just fly around and shit on everyone I don’t like

 

[Regenerator]

I envy animals.

 

[KingOfInceldia]

Yeah, bird lives mog, and the bird pill destroyed me. Brutal

Birds bully me right now, that's how fucking over it is for me

 

[KingOfInceldia]

Wish I could just fly around and shit on everyone I don’t like

 

[KingOfInceldia]

I envy animals.

I envy...... MOST of the animals.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Birds bully me right now, that's how fucking over it is for me

It’s so over

 

[KingOfInceldia]

It’s so over

#neverbegan

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

#neverbegan

@NeverEvenBegan

 

[KingOfInceldia]

Just be bird is law.

Birdpill destroyed my sanity