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Serious Binaural Beats made me a Chad.

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I’m sorry guys, but after watching a lot of Binaural Beats videos in my sleep. I’ve become what some would consider a “Chad”. I’m no longer using Incels.me due to my ability to get women much easily now. Listening to these beats changed my skeleton, eye color, and height. I am supreme Chad now, and thanks to these beats, YOU can too. I know it’s really hard for some people, but trust me, you will get through with it. First, get a device that can use YouTube( if you’re reading this, it’s obvious you have it), Second, search up “Binaural Beats” followed by whatever you want to change about yourself, Third, play it in your sleep or in your leisure time. You’re voluntarily celibate if you don’t even try this, now get going, I have a date tonight.
 
No bullying @Hunter

The beats may be foolish but we're both going to ascend through semen retention.
 
Except you're a foid/infiltrator
 
No bullying @Hunter

The beats may be foolish but we're both going to ascend through semen retention.
I’m unironically using the beats, I’m just poking fun at how upsurd it sounded the first time I heard about it.
 
Works great for trannymaxxing too! Just ask Chris Chan.
 
What happens if you only have hearing in one ear, so you can only do monaural beats? Does half your body become Chadded and the other half is still incel as fuck?
 
Yes. Showing me you're either a foid in a discord of infiltrators or a male infultrator in general.
YES, YOU GOT ME OH LORD NEET! I PLAN TO SABOTAGE INCEL.ME WITH MY TEAM OF MEN, RECRUITED WITH EXTRA TRAINING, HARDWORK, AND TEAMWORK! I HAVE SPENT THESE WEEKS TRICKING EVERYONE INTO BELIEVING I WAS ONE OF THEM, WHEN IN TRUE ACTUALITY, I’M THE OPPOSITE! MUHAHAHAHA! YOU MAY NOW REPORT ME! BUT ONE DAY, I WILL RETURN! Sounds like a good anime to me, Infiltrater on Incel.me. Neat.
 
This threads autism made me feel good about myself. Thank you.
 
YES, YOU GOT ME OH LORD NEET! I PLAN TO SABOTAGE INCEL.ME WITH MY TEAM OF MEN, RECRUITED WITH EXTRA TRAINING, HARDWORK, AND TEAMWORK! I HAVE SPENT THESE WEEKS TRICKING EVERYONE INTO BELIEVING I WAS ONE OF THEM, WHEN IN TRUE ACTUALITY, I’M THE OPPOSITE! MUHAHAHAHA! YOU MAY NOW REPORT ME! BUT ONE DAY, I WILL RETURN! Sounds like a good anime to me, Infiltrater on Incel.me. Neat.
High IQ
 
Im low iq. Pls twll the truth. Those vids always have like 99% likes and have almost only positive comments.

Is it just placebo
 
Binaural beats are legit brooo, i listened to them and now i have a harem of stacies, a sports car, a mansion in the hollywood hills, and a big penor
 
dead srs. my limbal rings gotten thicker, hair regrowth across a norwood and i gained about 1-1.5cm in height.

WHAT DA FUCK. Are u muslim by any chance? Swear to allah that its not placebo tbh
 
if you dont listen to binaural beats at 500 dB you're a volcel. you have to listen to them at 500 dB to truly get the maximum effect. i'm now a gigachad with 17 inch cock and diamond eyes
 
The ultimate list of things to do to ascend with 0 skills/money/work/whatsoever :

>binaural beats
>watch gay porn
>no fap
>prayers
>read ER manifesto ten times and pretend every time ER was a genius unironically
>buy Dakimakura (for romantic relationship)
>prayers
>buy a sexdoll (for romantic relationship)
>buy another dozen of sexolls (romantism²)

Live the dream as HeptaChad.
TWWnpGy
 

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>buy another dozen of sexolls (romantism²)
when sex robots become a thing, i'm buying a whole bunch of them and converting them to killer robots. i will have a fleet of naked terminators to destroy normscum with
 
when sex robots become a thing, i'm buying a whole bunch of them and converting them to killer robots. i will have a fleet of naked terminators to destroy normscum with
High IQ
 
dude, i thought it was just me. now i wont sound crazy anymore
What happens if you only have hearing in one ear, so you can only do monaural beats? Does half your body become Chadded and the other half is still incel as fuck?
you become curry
 
Stfu you roastie everyone knows you're a female infiltrator
 
dead srs. my limbal rings gotten thicker, hair regrowth across a norwood and i gained about 1-1.5cm in height.
Officially the biggest bullshitter of the incel community
 
Officially the biggest bullshitter of the incel community

dont worry, come christmas time i will make a full scale review including before and after comparisons.
 
dont worry, come christmas time i will make a full scale review including before and after comparisons.
Why wait that long since you claim to already have such notable results?
 
Why wait that long since you claim to already have such notable results?

i havent got pictures of before using the binaurals so i will have to go with my current state pictures. then i will compare them to my results after 3 months.
 
This thread :lul: I needed this
 
Subliminals will turn me into a chadlite

Trust
 
I’m sorry guys, but after watching a lot of Binaural Beats videos in my sleep. I’ve become what some would consider a “Chad”. I’m no longer using Incels.me due to my ability to get women much easily now. Listening to these beats changed my skeleton, eye color, and height. I am supreme Chad now, and thanks to these beats, YOU can too. I know it’s really hard for some people, but trust me, you will get through with it. First, get a device that can use YouTube( if you’re reading this, it’s obvious you have it), Second, search up “Binaural Beats” followed by whatever you want to change about yourself, Third, play it in your sleep or in your leisure time. You’re voluntarily celibate if you don’t even try this, now get going, I have a date tonight.

Intergalactic level IQ
 

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