Not everyone
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In this scenario, the hospital provides you with all of your needs, so you don't have to provide for yourself (assuming you live in a country where healthcare is free).
MOST neets live with parents or family, where lots of people especially depending on location get kicked out of homes and shit, parents wont pay for stuff and so on.
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At the same time id rather jump off a bridge than eat hospital food for the rest of my life
You'd be hooked up to a drip most likely, since comatose people can't actually eat through their mouths. You wouldn't be forced to taste/chew hospital food.
True, cant mask tourettes in my case though, still sounds lovely
This likely wouldn't be a feasible scenario. I'm sure that convincingly faking a comatose state would be very difficult and require immense willpower.
Yeah, this is sort of a last ditch effort, like imagine if you went into like a million dollars of debt and decided to just fuck off and go into a fake coma
