SuicideFuel beware the Dixiepill

[Sheogorath]

you know how sometimes in vidya you think of one char as another char's GF because they hang out and are looksmatch?

but maybe you just leapt to conclusions...

 

[bigantennaemay1]

That's weird, because I'm pretty sure the original Instruction Booklet for the original Donkey Kong Country 2 on the SNES explicitly says that she is Diddy's girlfriend. Many other sources say that, too.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

 

[The Abyss]

She don't see him as a man due to his maga hat & being diddy don't help neither.

 

[Ika-Sama]

She don't see him as a man due to his maga hat & being diddy don't help neither.

Lol

 

[crestfallencel]

She'll never fuck Diddy since he's an apelet. Only Donkey Kong himself gorillamaxxed and fucked Candy Kong

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

She'll never fuck Diddy since he's an apelet. Only Donkey Kong himself gorillamaxxed and fucked Candy Kong

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@ThoughtfulCel thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 21768]

She'll never fuck Diddy since he's an apelet. Only Donkey Kong himself gorillamaxxed and fucked Candy Kong

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DK has two girls.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

@ThoughtfulCel thoughts?

Donkey Kong doesn't have shit on me.

I frame and T mog him.

He's got a nice tie though

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm pretty sure the original Instruction Booklet for the original Donkey Kong Country 2 on the SNES explicitly says that she is Diddy's girlfriend

Close but no, that was just Cranky saying it, the guy who can't even tell her apart from her younger sister Tiny

see 64:

This links into what I posted earlier regarding "Cranky and Funky's endless teasing".

Many other sources say that, too.

That's just coping fanfics by shippers including the early non-canon Smash Bros trophies, the latest one makes it clear it's one-sided:

The writing is on the wall if you actually look at her behavior:

Diddycel needs to realize she only has eyes for GigaDK and stop orbiting

even if she strays from pursuing GigaDK she'll just go after Kremlings who similarly sizemod Diddy

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Donkey Kong doesn't have shit on me.

I frame and T mog him.

He's got a nice tie though

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'm a Gorilla. At least you can date human girls without kidnapping them

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I'm a Gorilla. At least you can date human girls without kidnapping them

cope, no dates for subhumans.

 

[Sheogorath]

for those still doubting she wants the DK only, I did a deep dive into an untranslated Japanese manga full of the bitterest of blackpills
ogling DK

rejecting Diddy

flirting with Kremlins

more Kremlin flirting

aroused by DK

enjoying Diddy's suffering w/ DK

making fun of his height

brutal

\
rides of with DK after this defeat laughing at Diddy

that bitterest pill is how from the Donkey Kong Land 2 manual there is clearly this from Diddy's journal:

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Wtf.

 

[Tenshi]

the blackpill is everywhere

 

[gamma]

I always viewed Diddy and Dixie Kong as friends.

 

[Emba]

The South shall rise again!

Spoiler: !

just like a GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING zombie!

 

[your personality]

The South shall rise again!

Spoiler: !

just like a GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING zombie!

The movie Gone With the Wind shows times and a culture that are never returning to America in the forseeable future tbh

 

[Speedloader]

Brutal

 

[Emba]

The movie Gone With the Wind shows times and a culture that are never returning to America in the forseeable future tbh

Frank Lee, i don't give a dam!

(Damned nigger harvest equipment requires too much maintenance!)

 

[your personality]

Frank Lee, i don't give a dam!

[Blackpill] Clark Gable got away with the persona he put on because he was a heartthrob among women at the time due to his looks.

 

[Emba]

[Blackpill] Clark Gable got away with the persona he put on because he was a heartthrob among women at the time due to his looks.

They were all jews...

 

[wasted12years]

In Japanese version she is his GF.

 

[Sheogorath]

I always viewed Diddy and Dixie Kong as friends.

for sure, and Dixie actually seems like a GOOD friend since she went out of her way to risk her life to save Diddy's friend...

except that maybe she did it to save DK's cock the entire time

probably also why she brought Kiddy along to rescue them in DKC3

In Japanese version she is his GF.

even if that's true (there's no scanlation of these manga that I know of so how do we even check?) he's prob just placeholder BF so she can get close to DK and sabotage his relationship with Candy Kong and swoop in when he needs to coom

NGL would not blame DK, Candy is a lazy bitch who didn't even try to rescue him in DKC2 while his sidekick and the loli he orbits fought magical giant swords and pirates to savehim