Theory best reply to foid shit tests/audits/blue pills

[fukurou]

I'm HIV positive.

: why don't you have a GF?
: why aren't you married?
: why do you look tired/sad/angry?
: do you live alone?
: do you have a car?
: can I borrow your pen?

bluepilled hopecels think she is romantically interested in you.

advanced blackpilled already know, she is just looking for some quick favors and exploit you.

there is no reason to jump through her hoops, it all ends the same,
weather it's the bitch from highschool who asked for a calculator, or the cunt from work
that asks if you have a GF.

it ends with you sitting alone in a park in the middle of the night, thinking about what food is in the fridge.

this go to reply, simply gets her off your back stopping her faux flirting bullying.
it simply works.

 

[weaselbomber]

when people in general asked me why I'm alone I reply, "my parents fought a lot, that put me off from relationships" and that tends to do the trick

 

[Socio Cynical]

"Why are you so distant and stone faced all the time? It's like you're a robot"
"Omg anon Chad said you're a virgin, is that true? Teehee"
"Yes. I was molested a child and it makes it really hard to form relationships"
" Omg did you hear that Chad was making fun of anon for getting molested? I kinda hate Chad now, he seems like evil or something"

 

[never began]

"Why are you so distant and stone faced all the time? It's like you're a robot"
"Omg anon Chad said you're a virgin, is that true? Teehee"
"Yes. I was molested a child and it makes it really hard to form relationships"
" Omg did you hear that Chad was making fun of anon for getting molested? I kinda hate Chad now, he seems like evil or something"

Bluepilled cuck
It'd actually go like this:
"Chad just wants you to abandon your trauma and be a better person he didn't mean no harm teehe'

 

[Socio Cynical]

Bluepilled cuck
It'd actually go like this:
"Chad just wants you to abandon your trauma and be a better person he didn't mean no harm teehe'

Still bluepilled. What would actually happen is all the women hear about how evil Chad is for making fun of a kid that got molested and their pussies would get wet.
Next time you arrive to work you'll see Chad fucking the roastie in her car in the parking lot.

 

[never began]

Still bluepilled. What would actually happen is all the women hear about how evil Chad is for making fun of a kid that got molested and their pussies would get wet.
Next time you arrive to work you'll see Chad fucking the roastie in her car in the parking lot.

 

[Swagpilled]

"Why are you so distant and stone faced all the time? It's like you're a robot"
"Omg anon Chad said you're a virgin, is that true? Teehee"
"Yes. I was molested a child and it makes it really hard to form relationships"
" Omg did you hear that Chad was making fun of anon for getting molested? I kinda hate Chad now, he seems like evil or something"

she would probably make fun of you for getting molested. sped.
old classmates of mine found the idea that I might be getting physically abused by my parents very amusing

 

[HeinrichHimmler]

"my parents fought a lot, that put me off from relationships"

This. The only way to get a normie off your back is to pretend you were severely traumatised.

 

[yung loner]

I hate those questions. They don't even care, they just want to humiliate you. The best way to reply is to somehow make them feel like shit for asking that, say "I have stage 4 cancer" or something.

 

[Linesnap99]

very helpful.

 

[nirvanacowboy]

"Why are you so distant and stone faced all the time? It's like you're a robot"
"Omg anon Chad said you're a virgin, is that true? Teehee"
"Yes. I was molested a child and it makes it really hard to form relationships"
" Omg did you hear that Chad was making fun of anon for getting molested? I kinda hate Chad now, he seems like evil or something"

JFL if you actually think it works this way bro

 

[Socio Cynical]

JFL if you actually think it works this way bro

I don't. Read my other comment on how I think it would actually happen.

 

[subhumandeathnic]

: why don't you have a GF?
: why aren't you married?
: why do you look tired/sad/angry?
: do you live alone?
: do you have a car?
: can I borrow your pen?

couldn't imagine a foid willingly coming up to me to ask me a question

 

[Skoga]

Foids dont talk to me, and I dont go out

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

the best reply to foid shit tests was St Elliot's