Discussion Best melee weapon against a pack of dogs?

[Retardfuel]

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Let's say you're in this jeet situation

You're getting attacked by random stray dog scum and random faggot who whiteknights for dogu

What is the best melee weapon to butcher dogs and that cuck faggot?

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

machete

 

[Nigger Burger]

A long staff or spear

 

[Retardfuel]

A long staff or spear

machete

A spiked aluminum bat would crush the dogs and the cuck, you can even ground meat them and make burgers

 

[The Angel ov Death]

A long staff or spear

A spear is good against a single dog, but you can only stab a single dog at a time with it.

machete

This is better against multiple dogs. I recommend a double edged one

A spiked aluminum bat

A spiked bat would definitely do more damage than a regular one, but the added weight of the spikes would make it slower than the machete. You need a fast weapon for dogs.

Dogs have very strong bones. A blow from a razor sharp tomahawk is going to be more lethal than a blow from a sharpened machete. You want to incapacitate the dog as quickly as possible. It has a spike behind the blade, so you can attack 2 dogs by swinging it back and forth horizontally.

The best hand weapon against dogs would be a well balanced bastard sword. It's shorter blade makes it faster than a long sword. It's probably the fastest cutting sword I can think of

It's important to keep your bladed weapons razor sharp. A sword like this can cut a dog's head off with a single blow.