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Good career suggestions for those who cannot NEET and know for certain their parents will kick them out to the streets in their late 20s, early 30s after rotting for long enough. Always remember there is no career for your face, and to never betabux, but you will be able to sustain living independently and copes.

Train Driver for public transport: Absolutely ideal. Involves zero interaction with humans, apart from clocking in and clocking out. It is you alone inside the drivers cabin, enjoying the scenery and city view, while listening to music. While it can be repetitive, at least you do not have to interact with normies or foids. Decent salary in many locations and non subhuman working hours, due to being government work, with significant bonuses for working at night or public holidays, hours incels are available for. Doesn't require uni qualifications, and applications typically open every 1-2 years with paid training.

Engineering/Accounting: Ideal. For engineering in particular, 90% of the workforce is male. Work mostly involves specialised CAD design work sitting at a desk for hours on end, with occasional site visits. A benefit to engineering and accounting is the high prevalence of other truecel ltn neurodivergent type males in this field compared to others. Salary can be very high, can sustain your single lifestyle and copes. If you're good at maths, engineering is an excellent choice. Remote work is available for certain specialisations in engineering.

Truck Driver: Ideal. Slightly worse than being a train driver. Involves you being alone in a truck for hours on end listening to music and driving to locations, yet hours can be subhuman depending on the company and type of work such as long distance. Monetary compensation can be very high for specialised truck driving work such as driving fuel tankers. Low barrier to entry.

WORST JOBS FOR INCELS: Teacher (you will receive subhuman treatment from kids everyday), Bus driver (regular abuse from normies due to your looks), Sales, real estate agent, receptionist, youtuber with facecam JFL.



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accounting? NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN A MODERN OFFICE?
 
accounting? NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN A MODERN OFFICE?
Yes, as an incel in accounting ideally you can remain in your cubicle focused on your excel number work while other defeated sub5s and balding oldcels do the same in their own cubicle. There are also work from home/hybrid opportunities.
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I’d rather blow my brains out than be relegated to working a fucking office job
 
other jobs i would put in the worst category:
anything in the law sector: generally lawyers and judges need to constantly be around people they despise and put on fake personalities. While cops need to deal with 'bro' culture in precincts and violent druggies
 
I worked a data entry job in an office once. Incels should avoid offices at all costs. Office work exposes you to an extremely high number of normies. They surround you and you can hear them talk constantly. You are also made to sit in a filthy cubicle and use a slow compute with shitty peripherals that have been touched by a million other normies.
 
Truck Driver: Ideal. Slightly worse than being a train driver. Involves you being alone in a truck for hours on end listening to music and driving to locations, yet hours can be subhuman depending on the company and type of work such as long distance. Monetary compensation can be very high for specialised truck driving work such as driving fuel tankers. Low barrier to entry.
DBDR method
 
Very HIGH IQcels should work as a quant trader. They can even grope foids and get away with it at some places.
 
Trying to be a merchant mariner so I can't travel the world and live anywhere in want
 
I worked a data entry job in an office once. Incels should avoid offices at all costs. Office work exposes you to an extremely high number of normies. They surround you and you can hear them talk constantly. You are also made to sit in a filthy cubicle and use a slow compute with shitty peripherals that have been touched by a million other normies.
You don't need a high end pc for excel spreadsheets JFL.
 
You don't need a high end pc for excel spreadsheets JFL.
I never said you did. You would be surprised at how slow these computers were at this data entry job. Even basic actions that you take for granted as being near instant (eg. right clicking, opening/navigating file explorer, loading an internet page) took multiple seconds on these computers. It was a miserable experience and it prevented me from developing any reasonable pace because I was constantly waiting on the computer to perform simple tasks.
 
I never said you did. You would be surprised at how slow these computers were at this data entry job. Even basic actions that you take for granted as being near instant (eg. right clicking, opening/navigating file explorer, loading an internet page) took multiple seconds on these computers. It was a miserable experience and it prevented me from developing any reasonable pace because I was constantly waiting on the computer to perform simple tasks.
They used these tiny little computers, like this but probably older:
I imagine that most office jobs wouldn't bother providing you with decent hardware, especially not lower end roles.
 
Yes, as an incel in accounting ideally you can remain in your cubicle focused on your excel number work while other defeated sub5s and balding oldcels do the same in their own cubicle. There are also work from home/hybrid opportunities.
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Need to deal with foid secretary and admins everyday then you'll be fired for bad energy or eye raping the boss's side piece
 
I actually wanted to become a train driver ... .
My neighbour is one and has connections.

Since I am color blind it is over for me.

Many jobs I cannot even do because I am color blind.

It is horrible if you have to do ANYTHING that involves colors. :(

I am considering working as a delivery driver of some sort.

I want something where I can be on my own, even if it is dirty and loud.

I hate normies this much.
 
Anything where you work in the field.

Zero coworkers. You have to interact with people/customers onsite but you don't see them for months or a year+ afterwards. There are lots of jobs too since people with families don't want to travel a lot
 
I don't like driving jobs cause I heard you need to wear diapers, engineering/accounting needs a degree, I'm still cooked
 
I don't like driving jobs cause I heard you need to wear diapers, engineering/accounting needs a degree, I'm still cooked
Working as a truck driver for long distance hauls is stupid, ngl.

Considering the stress, absolute loneliness, horrible working conditions and the effects it has on your bowel movement, I would never do it.

Most suffer from constipation and get hemorrhoids.
 
Working as a truck driver for long distance hauls is stupid, ngl.

Considering the stress, absolute loneliness, horrible working conditions and the effects it has on your bowel movement, I would never do it.

Most suffer from constipation and get hemorrhoids.
Honestly being a driver is alot of risk and requires attention, I would rather take a wagie store job where I can just watch videos on my phone all day
 
Honestly being a driver is alot of risk and requires attention, I would rather take a wagie store job where I can just watch videos on my phone all day
Does not work in german stores. lol

Here you actually have to work your ass of.

I have worked in a store / supermarket.

Fucking brutal work. Do not recommend. At least you have proper air conditioning during summer.

Other than that it is suicidefuel. Back breaking work and way too many people.
 
kikes pay me for doing absolutely doing nothing, atleast I won't be malicious unlike you
 
Facebook / Meta Moderator, I'm doing it at the moment and it's the easiest, most braindead, boring job I've done until now.

No phone usage, very rarely write or reply emails, barely talk with anyone besides the usual good morning and goodbye greetings.

Check sites like Accenture to apply.
 
Does not work in german stores. lol

Here you actually have to work your ass of.

I have worked in a store / supermarket.

Fucking brutal work. Do not recommend. At least you have proper air conditioning during summer.

Other than that it is suicidefuel. Back breaking work and way too many people.
Would remote gas stations pay better than average downtown supermarket? I'm honestly fine with driving and just being alone while just having the occasional customer whos in a rush
 
Actual worst incel job is waiter or anything customer service adjacent
 
Good career suggestions for those who cannot NEET and know for certain their parents will kick them out to the streets in their late 20s, early 30s after rotting for long enough. Always remember there is no career for your face, and to never betabux, but you will be able to sustain living independently and copes.

Train Driver for public transport: Absolutely ideal. Involves zero interaction with humans, apart from clocking in and clocking out. It is you alone inside the drivers cabin, enjoying the scenery and city view, while listening to music. While it can be repetitive, at least you do not have to interact with normies or foids. Decent salary in many locations and non subhuman working hours, due to being government work, with significant bonuses for working at night or public holidays, hours incels are available for. Doesn't require uni qualifications, and applications typically open every 1-2 years with paid training.

Engineering/Accounting: Ideal. For engineering in particular, 90% of the workforce is male. Work mostly involves specialised CAD design work sitting at a desk for hours on end, with occasional site visits. A benefit to engineering and accounting is the high prevalence of other truecel ltn neurodivergent type males in this field compared to others. Salary can be very high, can sustain your single lifestyle and copes. If you're good at maths, engineering is an excellent choice. Remote work is available for certain specialisations in engineering.

Truck Driver: Ideal. Slightly worse than being a train driver. Involves you being alone in a truck for hours on end listening to music and driving to locations, yet hours can be subhuman depending on the company and type of work such as long distance. Monetary compensation can be very high for specialised truck driving work such as driving fuel tankers. Low barrier to entry.

WORST JOBS FOR INCELS: Teacher (you will receive subhuman treatment from kids everyday), Bus driver (regular abuse from normies due to your looks), Sales, real estate agent, receptionist, youtuber with facecam JFL.



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Train conductor seems really chill.

Im thinking about engineering, but I hate office culture. I hope it isn't like that, especially open offices
 
Train conductor seems really chill.

Im thinking about engineering, but I hate office culture. I hope it isn't like that, especially open offices
It's one of the best jobs I've seen for incels, especially if you are one for the government. You get to view the entire city, remain alone for the entire shift and listen to podcasts/music while getting decent pay and bonus money for working night/public holidays.
 
Trying to be a merchant mariner so I can't travel the world and live anywhere in want
I wanted to be one but my mental health record disqualifies me from getting my MMC.
 
Would remote gas stations pay better than average downtown supermarket? I'm honestly fine with driving and just being alone while just having the occasional customer whos in a rush
No clue about those.
 
I wanted to be one but my mental health record disqualifies me from getting my MMC.
Sorry about that what was it that disqualifies u am still waiting for my mmc credential to be done processing after I get it then I go to school for a stcw class then try to join the big unions
 
Trying to be a merchant mariner so I can travel the world and live anywhere i want
Trying to be a merchant mariner so I can travel the world and live anywhere i want
 
Sorry about that what was it that disqualifies u am still waiting for my mmc credential to be done processing after I get it then I go to school for a stcw class then try to join the big unions
When I was 17 I was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder and from my research being diagnosed with a psychotic disorder is an immediate disqualification. I’m also prescribed an antipsychotic and was sent to the mental hospital after I made “terroristic threats” that got reported to the fbi. I think the antipsychotic medication may also be a disqualifying factor. But I think being sent to a mental hospital might not be depending on the circumstances.
 
The best option is to be like todd and get NEETbux.
 
Good career suggestions for those who cannot NEET and know for certain their parents will kick them out to the streets in their late 20s, early 30s after rotting for long enough. Always remember there is no career for your face, and to never betabux, but you will be able to sustain living independently and copes.

Train Driver for public transport: Absolutely ideal. Involves zero interaction with humans, apart from clocking in and clocking out. It is you alone inside the drivers cabin, enjoying the scenery and city view, while listening to music. While it can be repetitive, at least you do not have to interact with normies or foids. Decent salary in many locations and non subhuman working hours, due to being government work, with significant bonuses for working at night or public holidays, hours incels are available for. Doesn't require uni qualifications, and applications typically open every 1-2 years with paid training.

Engineering/Accounting: Ideal. For engineering in particular, 90% of the workforce is male. Work mostly involves specialised CAD design work sitting at a desk for hours on end, with occasional site visits. A benefit to engineering and accounting is the high prevalence of other truecel ltn neurodivergent type males in this field compared to others. Salary can be very high, can sustain your single lifestyle and copes. If you're good at maths, engineering is an excellent choice. Remote work is available for certain specialisations in engineering.

Truck Driver: Ideal. Slightly worse than being a train driver. Involves you being alone in a truck for hours on end listening to music and driving to locations, yet hours can be subhuman depending on the company and type of work such as long distance. Monetary compensation can be very high for specialised truck driving work such as driving fuel tankers. Low barrier to entry.

WORST JOBS FOR INCELS: Teacher (you will receive subhuman treatment from kids everyday), Bus driver (regular abuse from normies due to your looks), Sales, real estate agent, receptionist, youtuber with facecam JFL.



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I’d be a teacher so I can send Stacy and Becky to detention for bullying the sub5s
 
Catholic Priest: The vow of celibacy is hardly a sacrifice when no woman will have sex with you anyway. Also you work with other celibate men because only men who commit to celibacy can be priests. Also normies respect you instead of mocking you.
 
Catholic Priest: The vow of celibacy is hardly a sacrifice when no woman will have sex with you anyway. Also you work with other celibate men because only men who commit to celibacy can be priests. Also normies respect you instead of mocking you.
Priests are celibate except when it comes to altar boys. They don’t count XD
 
Software engineering/programming (or really any computer/tech-related jobs) is a good career choice
 
Software engineering/programming (or really any computer/tech-related jobs) is a good career choice
Unfortunately I’m functionally retarded, so couldn’t go into programming if I wanted to
 
Unfortunately I’m functionally retarded, so couldn’t go into programming if I wanted to
My condolences. Though if you are still interested, I would suggest looking up simple guides for programming for beginners online
 
Catholic Priest: The vow of celibacy is hardly a sacrifice when no woman will have sex with you anyway. Also you work with other celibate men because only men who commit to celibacy can be priests. Also normies respect you instead of mocking you.
also Buddhist monks
 
also Buddhist monks
I mean, you have to give up a lot more as a Buddhist monk, for example they can’t drink alcohol while Catholic priests can.
 
The best option is to be like todd and get NEETbux.
Nowadays they cutting everything trust me we all would love neetbux because we have no reason to support a system that hates u
 
Catholic Priest: The vow of celibacy is hardly a sacrifice when no woman will have sex with you anyway. Also you work with other celibate men because only men who commit to celibacy can be priests. Also normies respect you instead of mocking you.
 
Wdym about the second part?
At some firms, traders who make the firm a lot of money will easily get away with certain things.

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This place specifically is known for stuff like this. A female trader once sued the firm for some of the things that happened.
 
Option 3: We start a PMC group for incel men, Wagner adjacent , Resources for payment type deal, with enough experienced soldiers we could take over Somalia, Yemen and Djibouti , We build a port to control the gates to the Red Sea. Income for generations for every member. We could take over regions of the Sahel where Islamic Terrorist rule an take oil that we sell to Western Nations (This would be a Legal Army based on Western Values) because if we don't have the backing an support of western specifically white men back home we will be drone bombed without any impunity because normies an foids who cry when we bomb actual terrorist , would actively support an cry out for what they see as an "incel amry" to be eradicated using only the cruelest most inhuman methods.

Option 4: This was more an extension from the previous but we could alternatively focus our efforts towards funding an building a Patriarchal city, sorta like a city run by incel men but we'd still have foids only they'd have no rights an would be their either as partners to other blackpilled brothers or working menial jobs/ sex work. It might just start off as a self sufficient commune style group that grows into a village an so on etc. We'd have our own infrastructure, food an power. We would not be at the mercy of this gynocentric society to wageslave for the privileges of retiring boomers.

Radical Action needs to be Taken or nothing will change, What is the point of living this life that might not mean shit to just accept being the bottom of the barrel of society ? No women, our families hate us, most of us have no friends. Is this seriously how you want to rot away ? We all know we're going to pass away one day anways, i would like to feel some cathartic release of all this hate, envy an rage. I refuse to do it the way these phaggot glowies on here who dick ride ER want me to do it, Which is what they are btw any phaggot with a ER pic or glorification is the most obvious glowie plant and you'd have to be more blind then a back alley piss whore to not see it. Nothing is gained from cowardly bullshit like those phaggots who've tainted our movements have done. Nothing is gained from being a pussy ass cowardly bitch, Fuck you all you 3 letter phaggots reading rn too.
 

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