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Best city in latin america to escortmaxx?

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Hey everyone I am turning 18 soon and I desperately need to get laid or I will rope. I am planning to go somewhere in central/south america or carribean for a few weeks to escortmaxx. If anyone has any experience with any places or ideas id love to hear them. By the way there is no chance im waiting a few years to see if I get any foids in Murica.
 
You don't really need money in latin america in order to fuck, just be white and indian chicks will come at ya lmao.
 
Bro u just 18, chill.
 
Zero experience here.
Tho, ive heard that cuba is a good place for sex tourism
 
Hey everyone I am turning 18 soon and I desperately need to get laid or I will rope. I am planning to go somewhere in central/south america or carribean for a few weeks to escortmaxx. If anyone has any experience with any places or ideas id love to hear them. By the way there is no chance im waiting a few years to see if I get any foids in Murica.

Its really not worth it going to the caribbean since its just nigger there I think

But imo even mexico is dangerous, if you get caught up in some shit with the cartels it will be over with you
 
You don't really need money in latin america in order to fuck, just be white and indian chicks will come at ya lmao.
Ill try dating apps and see if JBW works or not. But if that does not work ill instantly resort to hookers
Its really not worth it going to the caribbean since its just nigger there I think

But imo even mexico is dangerous, if you get caught up in some shit with the cartels it will be over with you
Ive been to border towns in mexico and was fine but I would avoid confrontation at all costs with anyone there.
 
Ill try dating apps and see if JBW works or not. But if that does not work ill instantly resort to hookers
Lmao don't expect white latinas to suck your dick, they are extra haughty and bitchier than american foids.
Theory is the darker the skin color the latina has, the better they yield to white american boyos.
I.E. If their skin tone isn't brown but maybe "cinnamon", it would be kind of hard but not that hard.
Got it?
 
Lmao don't expect white latinas to suck your dick, they are extra haughty and bitchier than american foids.
I dont care about race as long as they arent butt ugly. im okay with below average foids for sex if I am able to
 
I would suggest Europe to avoid cartel crime or maybe try researching Mexico
 
I wouldn't recommend any since all of them are full of crime tbh.
Yeah I just hope im not robbed instantly when I go. Ill try to act smart tho and not like a dumbass tourist.
 
Lmao don't expect white latinas to suck your dick, they are extra haughty and bitchier than american foids.
Theory is the darker the skin color the latina has, the better they yield to white american boyos.
I.E. If their skin tone isn't brown but maybe "cinnamon", it would be kind of hard but not that hard.
Got it?
You seem like a real expert.
 
Why not go to some European country where it is legal?
They are strict due to covid and way too expensive and air fare costs a lot. So my only options are in americas with cheap flights.
 
They are strict due to covid and way too expensive and air fare costs a lot. So my only options are in americas with cheap flights.
it's over for you then, cause South America is one giant dangerous shit hole.
 
it's over for you then, cause South America is one giant dangerous shit hole.
Yeah its pretty fucked I think Mexico is prob my best bet for my plan since they got legal prostitution and its safer than Brazil or Colombia.
 
Lol does JBC actually work in Latin America?
I ate a comma in that sentence:
You don't really need money in latin america in order to fuck, just be white, and indian chicks will come at ya lmao.
 
Do you speak Spanish?
 
São Paulo, but you need to speak Portuguese otherwise you won't find the best offers. Other cities just can't be compared to São Paulo, almost unlimited amount of escorts, from models to uni girls.
Yeah its pretty fucked I think Mexico is prob my best bet for my plan since they got legal prostitution and its safer than Brazil or Colombia.
São Paulo can be safe if you know the language, you'll find a lot of infos even online and how to avoid bad areas, but without speaking Portuguese you are limited to high-paid escorts because most girls won't speak English, you will have a very narrow group of escorts to choose from. Right now clinics are the best choice, every ''clinic'' has 10-15 girls and some new young girls appear from time to time, you just go to those clinics, chose who you want to fuck and pay. After becoming a good costumer they'll even send you pics from the new girls and offer them to you. Most girls come from different States, São Paulo is the biggest hub of escorts in the World in my opinion!
 
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Lol does JBC actually work in Latin America?
Only in the Caymans.
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Have you been to Tijuana? Lots of people go there.
Not Tijuana no. If I lived in california id go there but I am far away from there.
São Paulo, but you need to speak Portuguese otherwise you won't find the best offers. Other cities just can't be compared to São Paulo, almost unlimited amount of escorts, from models to uni girls.

São Paulo can be safe if you know the language, you'll find a lot of infos even online and how to avoid bad areas, but without speaking Portuguese you are limited to high-paid escorts because most girls won't speak English, you will have a very narrow group of escorts to choose from. Right now clinics are the best choice, every ''clinic'' has 10-15 girls and some new young girls appear from time to time, you just go to those clinics, chose who you want to fuck and pay. After becoming a good costumer they'll even send you pics from the new girls and offer them to you. Most girls come from different States, São Paulo is the biggest hub of escorts in the World in my opinion!
I know no portuguese only english. If I go there I will see if I can find a local or someone to guide me or just use google translate and try not to get scammed on getting a decent priced hooker.
 
why not use sites like eros & slixa , or just go to Figueroa Street in LA it's not expensive
 
The Favelas in Brazil
 
I don't know tbh
 
why are escort agencies in SP called clinics? is it a brazilian term or a term made up by gringo?
It's a made up term by Paulistas and also Cariocas, so authorities can't do anything since prostitution is not illegal in Brazil but to facilitate it can be, prostitution is legal as long you and the other part are adults and agree to do so and no third parties are involved making any money out of it, so by the laws even ads about prostitution are illegal and can put some people in jail, so you just can't open a place and make money out of prostitution, they call it ''clinics'' because on ads they will offer massages, also it's better than call it ''puteiro'' or ''zona''. In ''clinics'' tell will tell you those girls actually perform ''therapeutic masseuses'', but once you are inside the room with them, they will do whatever it was arranged before. If you are gringo and noob on this, and you also don't speak any Portuguese, some girls will just give you a massage and masturbate you (handjob) and tell you to get dress and pay! So be aware of it, good clinics don't cover that much (not as much as a GP- Garota de Programa- Brazilian Portuguese for Escorts that work at an apartment near metro/subway station), so in clinics if you are savvy you can make sex with prime women for a lot less, but you need to have experience on this otherwise girls will not give you a good ride, but once you get good on dealing with them, most girls will do almost anything if you know how to press the right buttons, but even so, not every girl you give you good sex, but it's a way cheaper tha GPs and safer than trying other ways like hookers on the streets and so on.
 
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Fuck I wish I lived in a diverse place again sometimes. Like I did in my childhood and early teens.

Could probably run JBW and fuck thick ethnic chicks, or at least get some good escorts for cheap.

Northern Europe has the highest standards and 5/10 whores cost 200 euros.
 
Colombia 20 dls hoes, it is not as dangerous as it used to be.
 
Thanks bro. What country would u recommend? I am thinking either Mexico, Dominican Republic or Brazil.
Brazil has better quality foids imo, but the other countries seem way cheaper
 

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