NSFW Being born vaginally is brutal and makes you a fakecel

[FastBlast]

You are naked when you are born and you come out your mom's vagina so technically you have sex with your mom upon birth since your dick is exposed and it makes contact with mom's vagina. That automatically makes you incest sexhaver fakecel. The only incel certified way to be born is through a c-section. Also a vagina birth is brutal because your mom uses your body as a XXL sized dildo to stretch her hole wide open causing masochistic pain and most likely having an orgasm while pushing you out. Disgusting and brutal experience if you ask me

So basically you should avoid being born vaginally. Choose c-section if you want to retain full incel status and not be used as a human dildo


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPAwTIx-W_4&t=1265

 

[FastBlast]

I wonder how many foids coom when giving birth

ChatGPT

Short answer: Yes — a small minority of people report experiencing orgasm or sexual pleasure during childbirth, sometimes called a “birthgasm.”

What we know:

Reported rates vary widely across studies and surveys because of differences in definitions, sampling, and whether people are asked directly. Typical estimates from published literature and surveys range from about 1% to 6% in clinical or population samples, with some small or self-selected surveys reporting higher rates (sometimes up to ~10–20%).

 

[SewerGoat]

I was a large baby with above average weight. They needed to do a C-section. Mom would've probably died in the 19th century.

 

[thejbird]

You are naked when you are born and you come out your mom's vagina so technically you have sex with your mom upon birth since your dick is exposed and it makes contact with mom's vagina. That automatically makes you incest sexhaver fakecel. The only incel certified way to be born is through a c-section. Also a vagina birth is brutal because your mom uses your body as a XXL sized dildo to stretch her hole wide open causing masochistic pain and most likely having an orgasm while pushing you out. Disgusting and brutal experience if you ask me

So basically you should avoid being born vaginally. Choose c-section if you want to retain full incel status and not be used as a human dildo


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPAwTIx-W_4&t=1265

Lucky me I was born via c-section, my mom was already in her early 40s when she had me (she somehow managed to be a normal woman for all of her life before she met my dad, I mean it was the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s and the 1990s so life was normiepilled back then (old parents are mixed, they have the wealth but they can’t go places due to their age) also double points because I was never beast-fed.

 

[SewerGoat]

I wonder how many foids coom when giving birth

ChatGPT

Look up the phenomenon of shitting while giving birth. Most of the biological creatures being born are born in literal shit. They shit themselves. What a way to come into this hell hole of a world.

 

[Autist]

I was a large baby with above average weight. They needed to do a C-section. Mom would've probably died in the 19th century.

How much weight? I was like 3.7-8kg

 

[SewerGoat]

How much weight? I was like 3.7-8kg

Don't know the exact amount

 

[kay']

Dnr and dnw but did vote

 

[SewerGoat]

Dnr and dnw but did vote

Dnv

 

[FastBlast]

Dnr and dnw but did vote

Fakecel human dildo detected

 

[kay']

Fakecel human dildo detected

Youve been on a roll mango with these funny threads, im mirin

But what the fuck is that video u dumb cunt DNW MANG

 

[kay']

Dnv

Brutil

 

[FastBlast]

I was a large baby with above average weight.

Probably an incel trait

 

[gluttony]

Isn't that shit really painful?

 

[andrej]

Wtf

 

[FastBlast]

Isn't that shit really painful?

Yes, and that is why foids cum from it. Must read thread

Women gain sexual pleasure from the pain that is inflicted upon them.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION 1. Introduction Joan of Arc at the Coronation of Charles VII (1854), Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres. Joan of Arc (1412-31) was an historical foid who lived during the Hundred Years’ War, a great conflict between France and England. Born in the peaceful French village of...

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[SewerGoat]

Isn't that shit really painful?

Regardless of the context. What she does in the vid is probably within reason. Women are made to give birth in a squatting position not laying down. Letting gravity assist them in the process. No idea why they insist on being on a bed these days in hospitals.

 

[FastBlast]

Wtf

Just accept the vaginal birth pill

 

[anon65]

I was born via c section. Never seen or touched a vagina IRL.

 

[FastBlast]

I was born via c section. Never seen or touched a vagina IRL.

Based. Incel status confirmed

 

[Orbiter]

this is the most retarded shit I read all day

 

[Zionist]

C-section certified

 

[Robocell]

this is the most retarded shit I read all day

 

[Morbilius]

this is the most retarded shit I read all day

 

[Emba]

Whatever you say motherfucker

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

They needed to do a C-section

I was born via c-section

I was born via c section

C-section certified

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

l am a C-sectioncel. They needed to do one because I wasn't able to get into the correct position for vaginal birth. My existence was forced onto me.

 

[SCAT PACK]

Yes, and that is why foids cum from it. Must read thread

Women gain sexual pleasure from the pain that is inflicted upon them.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION 1. Introduction Joan of Arc at the Coronation of Charles VII (1854), Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres. Joan of Arc (1412-31) was an historical foid who lived during the Hundred Years’ War, a great conflict between France and England. Born in the peaceful French village of...

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