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Based Being a health insurance CEO is my new power fantasy

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While it's obvious that being a health insurance CEO is a very powerful position, it never donned on me just HOW powerful these people are until one got assassinated and is almost unanimously applauded at being killed. But basically being an evil health insurance CEO is waaay more of a power fantasy than going ER. You get to play god with MILLIONS of people's lives and make MONEY off it. Everyone who pays insurance is a cuck and YOU are the bull. Everyone who works for you is a cuck, forced to pay YOU, while getting SHIT in return. Everyone who has an institutional job like a democrat, police, military, hospital workers, etc. They ALL work on behalf of YOUR greed, and will fight viciously to defend it.

In fact, you get to even gaslight your own foolish customers into thinking they should be GRATEFUL for even having insurance so they have a random shot at staying alive (though they are forced to pay for it, because you lobbied that this is how things must work).

It must feel really good to have patients pathetically begging you for coverage for their 4 year old daughter, and you gaslight them into thinking your child doesn't deserve to live just because they don't make enough to pay out of pocket. And on top of that they are FORCED to pay YOU for NOTHING. Insurance is the most jewish thing ever invented.

The hardest job of these CEOs honestly is to restrain themselves from not going full on WWE and gloating about how much suffering they are causing. And you get away with all of this because you setup a perfect system that will rigorously protect you.

I like the idea of insurance as an exercise of coersion, power, and evil. Imagine having some kind of a incel insurance where if you end up being a sexless virgin past the age of 30, you have to payout for whore. It sounds like a good product that has a strong hook that preys on the insecurity of ugly virgins, but also imagine that as CEO, if I were to deny incels of what they paid for, because I claim they are a fakecel and they didn't try hard enough, I would obviously be a fucking scumbag. But this is this is how evil leftist normies would think something like this would go down.
 
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it really is opening a lot of peoples eyes about the realities of these insurance companies and its managers
 
it really is opening a lot of peoples eyes about the realities of these insurance companies and its managers
Anyone who pays health insurance should already have had their eyes open, tbhngl.
 
RIP Saint Brian Thompson. You know 100% the shooter is going to be some Thomas Crooks type chuddycel or insane nigga and all the normies are going to switch on him.
 
Does my plan cover cocaine and hookers?

Is there a co-pay?
 
Does my plan cover cocaine and hookers?

Is there a co-pay?
As CEO, I have tiers, so the gold plan will obviously cover you with the best columbian cocaine and whore sessions in infinity pools (though in reality I will fight tooth and nail to never pay out)
 
As CEO, I have tiers, so the gold plan will obviously cover you with the best columbian cocaine and whore sessions in infinity pools (though in reality I will fight tooth and nail to never pay out)
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While it's obvious that being a health insurance CEO is a very powerful position, it never donned on me just HOW powerful these people are until one got assassinated and is almost unanimously applauded at being killed. But basically being an evil health insurance CEO is waaay more of a power fantasy than going ER. You get to play god with MILLIONS of people's lives and make MONEY off it. Everyone who pays insurance is a cuck and YOU are the bull. Everyone who works for you is a cuck, forced to pay YOU, while getting SHIT in return. Everyone who has an institutional job like a democrat, police, military, hospital workers, etc. They ALL work on behalf of YOUR greed, and will fight viciously to defend it.

In fact, you get to even gaslight your own foolish customers into thinking they should be GRATEFUL for even having insurance so they have a random shot at staying alive (though they are forced to pay for it, because you lobbied that this is how things must work).

It must feel really good to have patients pathetically begging you for coverage for their 4 year old daughter, and you gaslight them into thinking your child doesn't deserve to live just because they don't make enough to pay out of pocket. And on top of that they are FORCED to pay YOU for NOTHING. Insurance is the most jewish thing ever invented.

The hardest job of these CEOs honestly is to restrain themselves from not going full on WWE and gloating about how much suffering they are causing. And you get away with all of this because you setup a perfect system that will rigorously protect you.

I like the idea of insurance as an exercise of coersion, power, and evil. Imagine having some kind of a incel insurance where if you end up being a sexless virgin past the age of 30, you have to payout for whore. It sounds like a good product that has a strong hook that preys on the insecurity of ugly virgins, but also imagine that as CEO, if I were to deny incels of what they paid for, because I claim they are a fakecel and they didn't try hard enough, I would obviously be a fucking scumbag. But this is this is how evil leftist normies would think something like this would go down.
And eventually this is gonna be your fate jfl


Deny, Defend, Depose:feelzez::feelzez:
 
And eventually this is gonna be your fate jfl

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for most CEOs they will be more than fine, it's simply a matter of having a private security detail from now on. Insurance CEOs are more gangsta than druglords
 
for most CEOs they will be more than fine, it's simply a matter of having a private security detail from now on. Insurance CEOs are more gangsta than druglords
The truth is that nobody is untouchable. If you have private security, it means they're mercenaries and they're usually going to be exploitable, unless you handpick each and every member of your detail and they're loyal to you somehow (like you paid for his mom's heart transplant or some shit).
 
RIP Saint Brian Thompson. You know 100% the shooter is going to be some Thomas Crooks type chuddycel or insane nigga and all the normies are going to switch on him.
why was he a saint?
 
for most CEOs they will be more than fine, it's simply a matter of having a private security detail from now on. Insurance CEOs are more gangsta than druglords
hopefully you dont get ditched on mang, hopefully.....
 
There's still countless horrible people in positions of power still, people like bill gates are complete psychos poisoning all the food. :feelsUgh:
 
While it's obvious that being a health insurance CEO is a very powerful position, it never donned on me just HOW powerful these people are until one got assassinated and is almost unanimously applauded at being killed. But basically being an evil health insurance CEO is waaay more of a power fantasy than going ER. You get to play god with MILLIONS of people's lives and make MONEY off it. Everyone who pays insurance is a cuck and YOU are the bull. Everyone who works for you is a cuck, forced to pay YOU, while getting SHIT in return. Everyone who has an institutional job like a democrat, police, military, hospital workers, etc. They ALL work on behalf of YOUR greed, and will fight viciously to defend it.

In fact, you get to even gaslight your own foolish customers into thinking they should be GRATEFUL for even having insurance so they have a random shot at staying alive (though they are forced to pay for it, because you lobbied that this is how things must work).

It must feel really good to have patients pathetically begging you for coverage for their 4 year old daughter, and you gaslight them into thinking your child doesn't deserve to live just because they don't make enough to pay out of pocket. And on top of that they are FORCED to pay YOU for NOTHING. Insurance is the most jewish thing ever invented.

The hardest job of these CEOs honestly is to restrain themselves from not going full on WWE and gloating about how much suffering they are causing. And you get away with all of this because you setup a perfect system that will rigorously protect you.

I like the idea of insurance as an exercise of coersion, power, and evil. Imagine having some kind of a incel insurance where if you end up being a sexless virgin past the age of 30, you have to payout for whore. It sounds like a good product that has a strong hook that preys on the insecurity of ugly virgins, but also imagine that as CEO, if I were to deny incels of what they paid for, because I claim they are a fakecel and they didn't try hard enough, I would obviously be a fucking scumbag. But this is this is how evil leftist normies would think something like this would go down.
You are more like dr. Doof if he was Asian.


Trying so hard to be evil and somehow failing
 

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