Seriously, you could know what they are up about with their whole existence within 5-10 min of conversation with one of them...
THEY ARE BLAND, BORING, PREDICTABLE AND MEDIOCRE IN MORE WAYS THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.
They have base level founding myths (WW2, the 60s hippie culture, vietnam, watergate) that unite them all, are all egotistical little cry babies, will throw you under the bus (if they could even literally speaking, if they werent so old and weak RN) for ANY KIND of personal advantage WHATSOEVER, etc.
They are master emotional manipulators, so always take what they say with a grain of salt (or disregard it all together, like they did to oldies bfr them).
Cant do a single basic chore at their house, and if they have any mechanical or practical ability, will be loudly and proudly NEVER teaching their kids/friends/extended family cause they NEED to do upmanship games even with their close ones.
They're petty little freaks who secretly need to feel special at every turn cause they feel like they were quote on quote "shanked by their parents" (always the blame game) "who didnt gave lil timmy his 34th toy that ONE christmas!! After every kid in the block got one!! Except lil timmy, the poor poor boy!!"
After he broke the other 33 expensive toys he had just out of spite and being an egomaniacal little freak of a child but that part they wont tell! so shhhhh...
THEY ARE BLAND, BORING, PREDICTABLE AND MEDIOCRE IN MORE WAYS THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.
They have base level founding myths (WW2, the 60s hippie culture, vietnam, watergate) that unite them all, are all egotistical little cry babies, will throw you under the bus (if they could even literally speaking, if they werent so old and weak RN) for ANY KIND of personal advantage WHATSOEVER, etc.
They are master emotional manipulators, so always take what they say with a grain of salt (or disregard it all together, like they did to oldies bfr them).
Cant do a single basic chore at their house, and if they have any mechanical or practical ability, will be loudly and proudly NEVER teaching their kids/friends/extended family cause they NEED to do upmanship games even with their close ones.
They're petty little freaks who secretly need to feel special at every turn cause they feel like they were quote on quote "shanked by their parents" (always the blame game) "who didnt gave lil timmy his 34th toy that ONE christmas!! After every kid in the block got one!! Except lil timmy, the poor poor boy!!"
After he broke the other 33 expensive toys he had just out of spite and being an egomaniacal little freak of a child but that part they wont tell! so shhhhh...
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