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Discussion Before you are born, god lets you modify one thing in the birth randomizer

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Can only be numerical values like height, weight, midface length, dick length, iq etc.

Ethnicity, eye colour etc can't be changed
 
height

edit: I changed my mind i want a big dick instead
 
I changed my decision


HEIGHT MAKE ME 6'8
 
2.5 metres of height.
 
Height, EASILY. Second only to my age in the list of things I hate about myself.
 
prenatal T levels
 
Make me come out dead.
 
Can only be numerical values like height, weight, midface length, dick length, iq etc.

Ethnicity, eye colour etc can't be changed
Dick length. 13". Goodbye dicklets. Even if I still can't get laid I can have fun fapping and cooming gallons. Autofellatio without bending my spine
 
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Height. I would make myself 215cm with gigaframe
 
10/10 appearance
 
LOL, I can imagine god would play his tyipcal practical jokes on me were I to select the one I want which is a giant porn star pecker ie he'd give me it but the "joke" would be that I'd have zero sexual stamina and basically nut either before I even entered a broad or be a typical sexual dissapointment to females known as the "5 pump chump" or maybe its "2 pump chump"?

Dunno I can't properly remember, heh.
 
LOL, I can imagine god would play his tyipcal practical jokes on me were I to select the one I want which is a giant porn star pecker ie he'd give me it but the "joke" would be that I'd have zero sexual stamina and basically nut either before I even entered a broad or be a typical sexual dissapointment to females known as the "5 pump chump" or maybe its "2 pump chump"?

Dunno I can't properly remember, heh.
True ngl. G-d is a dick
 
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gottem

LOL, I can imagine god would play his tyipcal practical jokes on me were I to select the one I want which is a giant porn star pecker ie he'd give me it but the "joke" would be that I'd have zero sexual stamina and basically nut either before I even entered a broad or be a typical sexual dissapointment to females known as the "5 pump chump" or maybe its "2 pump chump"?

Dunno I can't properly remember, heh.
Some monkeys paw shit huh
 

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