Beards suck

[Tallcel]

Cons to having a beard:

• gets in food
• food stays there and you smell it
• have to wash
• itches
• associated with soyboys
• associated with homeless
• get called lazy neckbeard
• frowned on in business settings
• mine is too thin on the sides, has bare patches
• long beard can be tugged in a fight like long hair

Pros:

• can hide a weak jaw
• don't need to shave

Therefore beards suck, but I'm too lazy to shave

 

[Deleted member 25223]

Still, I wish I had a beard like this by the time I grow old (if that ever happens):

 

[Deleted member 19236]

I like mine tbh, but I keep it full shaven

 

[TheSecondComing]

bragger

 

[Tallcel]

bragger

explain. It's a simple fact of life which requires constant shaving.

 

[zangano1]

don't need to shave

Thats the main reason why I have a beard

 

[Ecstasy]

I grew a beard once trying to cope with my balding but
a) it just looks like a fucking "just shave your head" reddit sperg
b) it is itchy af

beard is useless unless you have the chad face for it, as always

 

[ihaveno1]

I don’t like them at all

 

[Deleted member 24125]

short beards are cool. it has that i dont care look

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

cope

 

[Emba]

There's no beard for your face!

 

[Deleted member 26032]

I just wish I could grow a mustache.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Can't grow one and don't want to

 

[Yerberito]

if some one can have one is good to grow it

 

[ChronicPaincel]

This is oppression!